Overheard at the Paizo office

[Usagi Yojimbo]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Wes: Just try an inch.

Have you people been watching a lot of Archer recently?

[Christopher Anthony]

Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: most of what i say, out of context, is bad hilarious

FTFY

[Chris Self]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Sara Marie: customer service does not negotiate with terrorists.

Christopher: Editorial doesn't negotiate with errorists.

Well if Customer Service won't negotiate with terrorists, can we find some other service who will?

If it reduces the rate, I'll negotiate. Anything to improve cash flow!

[Sara Marie]

ashley: coconut pie with passion fruit glaze

katina: You have pie-qued my interest

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina ... he's like the Antonio Banderas of Westeros.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... he's like the Antonio Banderas of Westeros.

Pedro Pascal is pretty awesome.

[Matt Thomason]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... he's like the Antonio Banderas of Westeros.

Pedro Pascal is pretty awesome.

Turbo Pascal was even more awesome!

[Christopher Anthony]

[redacted]: perhaps if they kept out of my pants

[Chris Lambertz]

[redacted] I don't care if it shreds my esophagus, it makes me feel fancy.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

[redacted] I don't care if it shreds my esophagus, it makes me feel fancy.

Cigar made out of diamond dust?

[Dr. Hans Reinhardt]

Rysky wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

[redacted] I don't care if it shreds my esophagus, it makes me feel fancy.

Cigar made out of diamond dust?

Cosmo is test-marketing a new e-cigarette made from ground pugwampis and crystallized shame. It still has a few... drawbacks.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: I want my coffee so dark cthulhu would feel nostalgic for home when he looks at it.

katina: A great old roast for a great old one.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: definitely not for any reasons that occur Friday evening

sharaya: what's happening at Firday evening?

christopher: Firday? Is that an offshoot of Arbor Day?

katina: Man, that Arbor Day. It's really branching out.

[Sara Marie]

Potential Game of Thrones Jaime Lannister Spoilers:

cs erik: what an underhanded comment, he must be a real game of thrones o-fist-ionado
cs erik: (I should feel bad for that one)

katina Hey, you've gotta hand it to him, he's not afraid to point fingers

katina: Even if it catches you... unarmed.

cs erik: these puns are the wrist

katina: I give them the thumbs up

katina: also, I don't think that 'a-fist-ionado' is a term that should ever be used in any conversation again ever

[Owen K. C. Stephens]

[redacted]"Oh GOOD. This means I DON'T have to become a welder."

[Jessica Price]

Andrew: Coffee's the only excuse I accept.

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal: Gary, please don't game the sandbox

[Sara Marie]

christopher: They're a delivery mechanism for poutine.

christopher: The same way that a salad is just toppings with a little lettuce under it.

[Sara Marie]

lissa: gunfish?

katina: FISHGUN

lissa: This carp is loaded and I know how to use it.

crystal: Get back! He's got a trout!

katina: Would that make a swordfish the equivalent of a bayonet?

lissa: Is that salmon fully auto?

katina: Say hello to my lil' fin

[Katina Davis]

Sara Marie: Is [redacted] orange?

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: [Redacted] is like a rainbow that shoots through our day with a joyous laser of unicorns and even smaller rainbows within rainbows

[Jessica Price]

Ashley: I love it when violence is used to bring people together.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Crystal: I remember when we experimented with summoning extradimensional horrors back in college. We called THAT reality tickling

[Karen Eiffel, Author]

Jessica Price wrote:

Ashley: I love it when violence is used to bring people together.

{pencils in Jessica's name for "Hannibal" part in all-female remake of The A-Team}

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: [Redacted] is like a rainbow that shoots through our day with a joyous laser of unicorns and even smaller rainbows within rainbows

Cosmo?

[Readerbreeder]

Wouldn't that be the anti-Cosmo? He/She/It sounds more warm and fuzzy that the Anti-Monitor...

[Crystal Frasier]

Robot: Oh my god, did we fix something accidentally?

Lissa: DON'T F&~#ING JINX IT!!!

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: Asking for advice on cs issue.

lisa: I know you can work your magic on this!

sara marie: I'm gonna need a chicken *and* a goat for this one.

lisa: free range?

sara marie: Yes. Free range/organic really work best.

[Sara Marie]

katina: We're shaking in our little spaceboots

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: might need to file issue if the goat blood is coming out

[Lamontius]

undocumented feature - working as intended

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris avid supporter of caribbean passion

[Chris Lambertz]

Christopher ... an unholy abomination that stalks the halls, looking for unprotected cocoa.

[Katina Davis]

Robot Chris: I have a very real fear of ever touching them

Gary: that sentence applies to more things the older i get

[Liz Courts]

Jessica: and he started shouting that I was Satan
Jessica: it was such a proud day for me

[Alex G St-Amand]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris avid supporter of caribbean passion

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Christopher ... an unholy abomination that stalks the halls, looking for unprotected cocoa.

...Sitting on a tree.

Sorry, was too tempting to pass. :)

[Sara Marie]

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

[Sara Marie]

liz: My mother recently informed me that I am not “people”, I am “miscreant”

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

Well, why not? I'm always happy after a [redacted] with my [redacted].

[Hordshyrd]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

Well, why not? I'm always happy after a [redacted] with my [redacted].

Yeah, especially when it involves the [redacted].

[Chris Lambertz]

It's a pretty good [redacted].

[Paris Crenshaw]

[redacted]

[,]

[Reda[Redacted]cted]

[Jessica Price]

James: ...ever since Wes brought us into his scofflaw realm of villainism and shenanigations.

[James Jacobs]

Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

HA! I'm pretty sure I know exactly what this is about. ;-)

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: What's great is when I answer the phone "This is Erik,"
cs erik: and they're like, "MONA??!?!"
cs erik: (sigh)"no..."

[Hagor]

James Jacobs wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[REDACTED]: DOWNSTAIRS WENT WITH MY [REDACTED] FOR A [REDACTED] FOR [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY

HA! I'm pretty sure I know exactly what this is about. ;-)

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, say no more!

[Sara Marie]

katina: oh wait, I forgot another weird thing

[Sharaya]

katina: Try our pet food. Made out of pure attractive people!