Dealing with zombies in the real world

[Stockvillain]

Hudax wrote:

Patient Zero is Homeless

This is actually the exact scenario that my necromancer is planning to enact against that small city that slapped him with those ridiculous fines for "utilizing magical arts of an unsavory or hazardous sort in public view."

That'll teach those arrogant bureaucrats . . .

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

So...this plan.....care to fill me in on the details?

>.>

<.<

Oh come on! You can trust me. Does this look like a face you can't trust?

Not really.

~ZAP~~

ALIVE IT"S ALIVE!

You're just jealous because folks are dying to join my horde.

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......get it?

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

So...this plan.....care to fill me in on the details?

>.>

<.<

Oh come on! You can trust me. Does this look like a face you can't trust?

Not really.

~ZAP~~

ALIVE IT"S ALIVE!

You're just jealous because folks are dying to join my horde.

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......get it?

no I am still alive.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

So...this plan.....care to fill me in on the details?

>.>

<.<

Oh come on! You can trust me. Does this look like a face you can't trust?

Not really.

~ZAP~~

ALIVE IT"S ALIVE!

You're just jealous because folks are dying to join my horde.

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......get it?

no I am still alive.

That's ok, we don't hold it against you.

[Sara Marie]

Aberzombie wrote:

You're just jealous because folks are dying to join my horde.

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......get it?

LOL!

[3Ω0]

Sara Marie wrote:

After a camping trip recently with Liz, Chris Self, Gary and me, i have decided to fold Chris Self into my Zombie Apocalypse plan.

This is due to his style of camping which is:

Step One: stop by crisco and fill up car with food.
Step Two: go camping.

I feel this kind of resource gathering and management would be a very valuable asset during the zombie apocalypse.

???

[doctor_wu]

I expect there to be some casulties in a zombie apocalypse of people trying to get guns and ammo from stores and then having fights break out to get the guns and ammo or food and looting on shelves.

[Aberzombie]

Note to self: Have several squads stake out the local gun stores, sporting good stores, and food markets.

[Crimson Jester]

That's why some of us stock up early.

[doctor_wu]

What if the zombies hijack a zeplin. Then we would have undead zeplin.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

That's why some of us stock up early.

So....where do you keep this supply? Just curious......

[Hudax]

Patient Zero is the Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny gets a bad rap. No one really believes he has anything to do with Jesus, and wtf are with the chocolate eggs anyway? He's stoically dealt with it, but lately his inbox has been crammed with hate mail for sooo long, he finally couldn't take it anymore. Symbol of life and resurrection, huh. I'll show those bastards.

He skipped on down to Jamaica (a long hop even for him) and got himself a nice big batch of funny white powder. It normally would've cost a pretty penny, but he's a giant invisible talking bunny who gets what he wants. He took it home and mixed it into his batch of chocolate bunnies. Always eat the heads first! he cackled.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

That's why some of us stock up early.

So....where do you keep this supply? Just curious......

Several spots in a couple of different cities.... why?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Near a natural gas depot.

[Crimson Jester]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Near a natural gas depot.

nope near the empty old salt mines. You can take a tour.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

That's why some of us stock up early.

So....where do you keep this supply? Just curious......

Several spots in a couple of different cities.... why?

I'm...uh...doing a survey. Yeah! That's it. A survey.

So, if you could give me the precise locations of each stockpile, and an inventory for each........