Shrine of the Gods of FAWTL

[lynora-Jill]

Darth Knight wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.

Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?

Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.

Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.

Er...yeah, those are in short supply. Hmmm...vodka? It's not made with either vine or barley!

Mead.....

Perfect! I like the way you think. :)

[Vecnorcus]

Blood mead?

[lynora-Jill]

Vecnorcus wrote:

Blood mead?

Ummmm......I'll have to ask the brewmaster. Just because I've never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. ^.^

[Archangel of Fawtl]

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Uhm, what is this?

We're your gods! Don't you recognize us?

Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........

Ahem.

[lynora-Jill]

Archangel of Fawtl wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Uhm, what is this?

We're your gods! Don't you recognize us?

Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........

Ahem.

Nice wings. Do you bleach your feathers? It's so hard to get them that pristine shade of white.

[Vecnorcus]

Mmmmmmm.....chicken wings.

[Jesszilla]

::crashes through wall::

AM I LATE?

[lynora-Jill]

Jesszilla wrote:

::crashes through wall::

AM I LATE?

Only fashionably. Magarita?

[Jesszilla]

NO, MY NAME IS JE--

er...ahem.

2, please. I have some catching up to do.

[lynora-Jill]

*hands Jesszilla two large margaritas*

There you go, have fun. :)

[Archangel of Fawtl]

Vecnorcus wrote:

Mmmmmmm.....chicken wings.

*smite*

[Darth Knight]

Ouch watch that sword feather boy.

[Vecnorcus]

Archangel of Fawtl wrote:

Vecnorcus wrote:

Mmmmmmm.....chicken wings.

*smite*

Hey now! Do I go around smacking you when you're trying to enjoy a nice meal? Huh, wing boy?!?!

[Gark the Goblin]

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

Meh, I'm only a minor deific servitor. When I'm summoned, I make pizza and soft drinks appear. Also, I can travel much faster (and much more recklessly) than most mortals... at least between here and the store.

You mean you're like that thing in the Clubhouse of Jack?

[lynora-Jill]

Uh-oh. Looks like we're at that point in the festivities.

*moves breakables to the side to give plenty of room*

Although I don't think I expected the angel to start smiting first...

[Crimson Jack]

<Drinks nachos.>

[lynora-Jill]

Crimson Jack wrote:

<Drinks nachos.>

*passes him an extra large margarita*

I'd give you a beer, but I'm absolutely forbidden from taking the never-ending beer keg off the premises of the Jack Clubhouse ever again. ^.^

[Crimson Jack]

lynora-Jill wrote:

Crimson Jack wrote:

<Drinks nachos.>

*passes him an extra large margarita*

I'd give you a beer, but I'm absolutely forbidden from taking the never-ending beer keg off the premises of the Jack Clubhouse ever again. ^.^

I brought a vat of blood mead! Everyone, have a tankard!

[Vecnorcus]

Mmmmm....blood mead.

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

pays homage

note that "money" is not in "homage"

[Vecnorcus]

Brainnnnssss?

[Vecnorcus]

Blood?

[Cultist of The PM]

According to the Book of FAWTL, there is but ONE GOD, and Teter is his name.

[Vecnorcus]

Mmmmmm.......braiiinnssssss

[Archangel of Fawtl]

No eating sentients! Bad Vecnorcus!

[Sunny Godhead]

Finally,I place where I can shine.

Anyone want a trademarked Sunny G. Screwdriver?

[Vecnorcus]

Archangel of Fawtl wrote:

Bad Vecnorcus!

Thank you. I try.

[Archangel of Fawtl]

Don't make me start smiting.

[Vecnorcus]

Meh! I can take it.

[Sunny Godhead]

Vecnorcus wrote:

Meh! I can take it.

I can light up your life.

[Vecnorcus]

Disco Inferno?

[The Spirit of FaWTL thread]

Kneel before the Overgawd!!

[Archangel of Fawtl]

Ugh. I just had these robes cleaned. No kneeling.