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I brought tostadas.


I brought some kind of melted, rotten fish muck from the frozen north. I'd pinch my nose and use it as a dip.

Or wipe it on the skin to frighten off bears.


I out rank all gods!


PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!

You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.


Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.

I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.


All hail your king!


Oh and I brought the ice cream.


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Loviatard wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.
I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.

I am sure that was the smell of your fear!


some so-called ''God'' wrote:
Loviatard wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.
I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.
I am sure that was the smell of your fear!

Um, ALL HAIL YOUR KING?


'Ethergaunt wrote:
some so-called ''God'' wrote:
Loviatard wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.
I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.
I am sure that was the smell of your fear!
Um, ALL HAIL YOUR KING?

I didn't vote for him.

Dark Archive

I did, I did.


Mmmmm....Life.


Penguins of Doom wrote:
I did, I did.

I'm a democratically elected 12-year-old king!

Except I'm not.


What a ragtag bunch of deities...

Liberty's Edge

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I've already gone under the apuffeosis. I need no alias!


::storms into the thread::

What's up?! Anybody up for some heavy surf?!


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Meh, I'm only a minor deific servitor. When I'm summoned, I make pizza and soft drinks appear. Also, I can travel much faster (and much more recklessly) than most mortals... at least between here and the store.

Liberty's Edge

I found a fingernail in my pizza.

No, I'm not complaining. I just didn't realize it was a topping.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:

I found a fingernail in my pizza.

No, I'm not complaining. I just didn't realize it was a topping.

Did you pay extra for it?

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

I found a fingernail in my pizza.

No, I'm not complaining. I just didn't realize it was a topping.

Did you pay extra for it?

No. Isn't it kind of like finding a curly fry in your regular fries though? I mean, finding a fingernail on an anchovy pizza is pretty much *bonus* in any way you think of it.


Dear god, hope you get the letter and...
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving in the street
'Cause they don't get enough to eat from god
I can't believe in you

Dear god, sorry to disturb you but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about god
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god don't know if you noticed but...
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, and so do you
Dear god
I can't believe in
I don't believe

I won't believe in heaven or hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That father, son and holy ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in

It's you
Dear god

Shadow Lodge

Quetzalfawtl wrote:
I brought tostadas.

Ranch or Italian?


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InVinoVeritas wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
I brought tostadas.
Ranch or Italian?

Maize.

Shadow Lodge

Quetzalfawtl wrote:
InVinoVeritas wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
I brought tostadas.
Ranch or Italian?
Maize.

Thanks for that. It was just that I recently tried out a "Mexican" restaurant around here (NJ), asked for a tostada, and the response was, "Ranch or Italian?"

For a moment, I fully understood Aztec human sacrifice.


Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Meh, I'm only a minor deific servitor. When I'm summoned, I make pizza and soft drinks appear. Also, I can travel much faster (and much more recklessly) than most mortals... at least between here and the store.

BRAINS!

Liberty's Edge

Zombie Guy wrote:
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Meh, I'm only a minor deific servitor. When I'm summoned, I make pizza and soft drinks appear. Also, I can travel much faster (and much more recklessly) than most mortals... at least between here and the store.
BRAINS!

[duck]Oh dear, he's trying to be suave.[/duck]

Liberty's Edge

Karaoke Ashe wrote:
eat from god

Dang, can't find the link for that. Oh well. Goats (the inauspicious beginning)!


AW, F$%% YEAH!


MRGH.....


Justin Franklin wrote:
Loviatard wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.
I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.
I am sure that was the smell of your fear!

Your pain shall be legendary. And by the way, that was my line. Pinhead took my class at Cenobite U. Abstract Sadism 101.

I'm also the one who gave him those pins for failing my "name the razor brand by feel" pop quiz. I'd like to think my efforts helped to make him the manlike thing he is today.


Any of you fellow deities have a civilization you're not using at the moment? I'm getting kind of hungry.


Vecnorcus wrote:
Any of you fellow deities have a civilization you're not using at the moment? I'm getting kind of hungry.

You are quite welcome to dine on the whimpering masses in my wake. I only ask that you eat them live, and slowly.


Do you mind if I raise a few as semi-intelligent undead - that way they know what's happened to them, but can't really do squat about it.


I only eat the living. Eating the dead? That's just gross.


Quetzalfawtl wrote:
I only eat the living. Eating the dead? That's just gross.

Me? I go both ways.


IsaacX wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Issac

All hail the great IsaacX!


I knew IssacX. And you sir, are no IssacX.
Accept no substitutes!


Quetzalfawtl wrote:

I knew IssacX. And you sir, are no IssacX.

Accept no substitutes!

IsaacX is the true god! We do not speak of the Deceiver!

Liberty's Edge

Munchkin A wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:

I knew IssacX. And you sir, are no IssacX.

Accept no substitutes!
IsaacX is the true god! We do not speak of the Deceiver!

Don't worry, you may worship me and I won't deceive you... much...


I forget.... what was the Porpoise of this thread?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Candygram!!


Fishick wrote:
I forget.... what was the Porpoise of this thread?

Too long. Didn't bread.


Vecnorcus wrote:
Do you mind if I raise a few as semi-intelligent undead - that way they know what's happened to them, but can't really do squat about it.

Do I mind if you use your special gifts to bring undying misery to my victims as they wet the ground red while crawling on their bellies to escape the memories of what I did to them? I'm so for this idea I'm ready to start up a FB fan page for it. Way to take the initiative, Vecnorcus! I love a born necromantic.


What's up, party deities?! I'm ready to bring the thunder (and lightning and crashing waves)! Who's with me?!


As long as I get some aquatic ghouls and drowned zombies out of it, then let's rock and roll!


Ugh. You are all so uncivilized.

My people play harps to exalt my righteousness.

Then I devour them.

There is an order to these things.


I might have to devour a few of those water-logged minions of yours, Vecnorcus. I hope you don't mind.

Don't be such a buzzkill, Archie! There's an order to the way I do things, too: Counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere, clockwise in the south!


Meh. Go ahead. I can always make more. That's the awesome thing about life. There always seems to be more of it.


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Fawtlacamani wrote:

I might have to devour a few of those water-logged minions of yours, Vecnorcus. I hope you don't mind.

Don't be such a buzzkill, Archie! There's an order to the way I do things, too: Counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere, clockwise in the south!

Hey, man, be on the look-out for SP4NISH ships. They're major imperialistic buzzkills. Wipe 'em out before they make landfall.


Gary Teter wrote:
Candygram!!

Mongo like candy!

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