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Freehold DM wrote:

Weird....I love my microwave.

Awww <3 ... {coughs up another dozen spiders}

Freehold DM wrote:

Man. I really really love my microwave.

That reminds me. I better clean it.

{puts on sexy milkmaid drider cosplay}

Edit: OK, this a new level of weird even for me.

I’ve never been so proud of this thread.

captain yesterday wrote:

Pea Bear, while we're looking around the Halloween costumes asks incredulously "who would want to be an angel on the day we honor the Devil!"

I know an angel, I'll ask 'im.

F$!% if I know. I celebrate the day with hookers and blow.

Behold my nekkid glory.

*sings happy birthday to Treppa*

Time for someone to bring out the old High Priest of FAWTL sockpuppet... =)

I sent him to fetch my coffee.

Ugh. I just had these robes cleaned. No kneeling.

Don't make me start smiting.

No eating sentients! Bad Vecnorcus!

Behold! And FAWTL descended upon the land.

Mmmmmmm.....chicken wings.

*smite*

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Uhm, what is this?

We're your gods! Don't you recognize us?

Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........

Ahem.

Degenerates.

*molts*

Nekkid on the commode for TOTP?

I might have to devour a few of those water-logged minions of yours, Vecnorcus. I hope you don't mind.

Don't be such a buzzkill, Archie! There's an order to the way I do things, too: Counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere, clockwise in the south!

So you're basically like a divine commode?

Ugh. You are all so uncivilized.

My people play harps to exalt my righteousness.

Then I devour them.

There is an order to these things.

What a ragtag bunch of deities...