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I might have to devour a few of those water-logged minions of yours, Vecnorcus. I hope you don't mind.
Don't be such a buzzkill, Archie! There's an order to the way I do things, too: Counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere, clockwise in the south!
So you're basically like a divine commode?
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Nekkid on the commode for TOTP?
Glad I didn't get TotP. I'm shy.
Glad I didn't get TotP. I'm shy.
The undead have performance anxiety? Who knew?
At least you don't have damn artists making pictures of you dead on a silver platter. F$#+ers!
The undead have performance anxiety? Who knew?
Not so much. After all, they don't call us stiffs for nothing.
It's just that...well....people tend to get...overwhelmed.
Hey, man, be on the look-out for SP4NISH ships. They're major imperialistic buzzkills. Wipe 'em out before they make landfall.I might have to devour a few of those water-logged minions of yours, Vecnorcus. I hope you don't mind.
Don't be such a buzzkill, Archie! There's an order to the way I do things, too: Counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere, clockwise in the south!
So Sp4nish is a curse in your culture?
Also,
Edited for hypocrisy.
does the China Shop Dance
does the China Shop Dance
All hail Lord Jason!
Mmmmmmm........
I am STUFFED. This weekend I had enchiladas, tacos, chilli, margaritas, sangrias...
I had a village.
I had a boat.
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{looks in bag, sighs} "I got a rock." [/Charlie Brown]
You can't get blood from a stone. I've tried.
Have you tried using the stone in a sling and shooting it at something that can bleed?
No, but I did use a really big sling once, with people as the ammunition.
Sounds diverting. Come to think of it, I usually go in the other direction: use the stones to build my altars, then have the stones suck up people's blood.
{stomach rumbles} All this talk is making me hungry.
{shuffles off to kitchen} Rats, all I have is a piece of Mom's pumpkin pie.
....then have the stones suck up people's blood.
Vampiric stones?
I just want to be worshipped (and maybe devour a few worlds), is that so wrong???
The heart wants what it wants. Often, mine wants other people's hearts. Mmm...hearts...
There is much wisdom in what you say. And delicious food.
Degenerates.
Indeed!
embraces his degeneracy
♫♪♫♪♫♪
Yes! Play for us, little mortal!
♫♪♫
Ooh, a party!
....an exceptionally bloodthirsty party.....kinda reminds me of the Jacks Clubhouse....but not enough booze.
Good thing I brought the neverending margarita pitcher. ^.^
Just what I need to wash down the nachos that my devotees topped with sacrifices!
Okay, note to self, do not eat the nachos.
Here you go, margaritas for everyone! ^.^
Uhm, what is this?
Uhm, what is this?
Oh, hi. :)
Margarita?
And I have no idea....but it looked like a party. *shrug*
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Uhm, what is this?
We're your gods! Don't you recognize us?
Uhm, what is this?We're your gods! Don't you recognize us?
Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........
Uhm, what is this?Oh, hi. :)
Margarita?
And I have no idea....but it looked like a party. *shrug*
:) Thanks no, at work. They frown on that kinna thing. Me being teh boss an all. :P
Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........
I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.
Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.
You shall still bow before the power of the Dark Side!
You shall still bow before the power of the Dark Side!Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.
And you clearly need more margaritas! Here you go. ;P
Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.
And I am the patron of all undead Fawtlies. One day we will sweep the living from this place in a tide of blood and brainnnnsssss......
And I am the patron of all undead Fawtlies. One day we will sweep the living from this place in a tide of blood and brainnnnsssss......Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.
Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the coffin today. Relax. Have a drink. Here's a nice bloody mary for you. :)
And you clearly need more margaritas! Here you go. ;PYou shall still bow before the power of the Dark Side!Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.
What this foul.... hey this is pretty good.
♫♪♫If you like Pina Coladas♪♫and getting caught♫♪in the rain♪♪
Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.
Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.
Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?
Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?
Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.
Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.
Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.
Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.
Er...yeah, those are in short supply. Hmmm...vodka? It's not made with either vine or barley!
Er...yeah, those are in short supply. Hmmm...vodka? It's not made with either vine or barley!Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.
Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.
Mead.....