Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla's page

THERE IS NO MERCY IN THE DOJO, CATFISHES! I PRONOUNCE FAWTLA!

LA LA LA LA FAWTLA!

I got FAWTL proselytized at Paizocon and all I got was this 56,855th post.

I think the correct word should be FAWTLytized. They were executing the FAWTLA.

Treppa wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mornin folks, off to work I go.

Remember to keep to the separation of Church and FAWTL.

Are you certain there's separation?

Repnt Sinners! Worship the Great and Powerful FaWtL!!!

I pronounce FAWTLA upon you, infidel! Run, swine!

The Great Satan.

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.

Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?

Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.

Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.

Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.

Studpuffin wrote:

Sorry to hear about your friend, Sharoth. I hate it when people are like that. They don't care to discuss things, they just want to be right. There is no arguing with them, they can't hear anything besides their own voice.

Find solace in knowing that he doesn't get what he's saying either.

~bitter laughter~ Yea. It is hard to be forgiving when all I hear in my head is Bugs Bunny saing "Of course you know, this means war." ~sighs~ I will forgive. I will forgive. I will lower my blood pressure. I will lower my blood pressure. ~sighs again~

I make pronouncement of fawtla on your friend. la-la-la-la-la!

I pronounce fawtla on this thread.

I pronounce fawtla on cRavingrok's gaming theories. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

I pronounce FAWTLA on those who despise cheesecake. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

I pronounce fawtla upon dicks!

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

For you, I recommend her consort, Phallelujah!

The grace of Allah be upon you. Yap!

Tears up a random book leaving chewed pages everywhere.

Allah? The patron I worship is the Almighty Btthulha! May her bosom be bountiful and spread warmth in these cold months ahead.

It's time to get my 2011 fawtla pronouncements ready. Fa-la-la-la!

I pronounce fawtla your criticizing.

Asinine Ursine is the Great Satan.

I make pronouncement of fawtla on Facebook. It is Great Satan.

I issue pronouncement against low threadcount garments worn by strawmen made of flimsy materials that ties, buttons, or zips down the front! It is anathema! Fawtllahu Fawtlbar!

This thread is the Great Satan!

Ross Byers wrote:

A large number of unacceptable posts (and resulting replies) have been removed. I now return you to your previously scheduled discussion.

So you deleted almost all of my posts but left the creepy dude's sick fantasies up there? I call BS.

Lesser of evils, ha-satan.

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

Very soon I make large pronouncement.

Oh grand mufti! I kiss the hem of your robes! I bow before you! Would you like some dates?

Bundle them in burqa. If speak French, stone them.

Very soon I make large pronouncement.