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I really don't want to dignify this with a response but I am tired of Lincoln being accused of just about everything under the sun. The evidence that he was clinically depressed has been widely overplayed recently and is generally considered to be no more than anyone would suffer if they led the country in a time of extreme duress and lost a beloved family member at the same time. Now homosexual? Please. Stop making blind accusations based on tiny amounts of "evidence" from over 150 years ago. How about obsessive compulsive? He sure was obsessed with that Union thing. How about agoraphilia? Was that cabin in the woods? Hey he grew up in a cabin in the woods! That must be it. His secret shame was his love of shrubbery. All phony historians, stop trying to cash in on Lincoln.
Looks like I got my platform to run on for my bid for Mayor of Darwin.
I heard he was into bestiality as well.
How about agoraphilia? Was that cabin in the woods? Hey he grew up in a cabin in the woods! That must be it. His secret shame was his love of shrubbery.
The bush lied!
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The problem is that everyone thinks Lincoln is a great president, while completely ignoring the many achievements of Ben Franklin, the nation's greatest president.
Also, Lincoln had a b**%%in' luxury car. Or so I hear.
No no no, Lincoln could turn INTO a b**%%in' luxury car. He was half-transformer on his mother's side.
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No no no, Lincoln could turn INTO a b**%%in' luxury car. He was half-transformer on his mother's side.
Yet again, you're thinking of President Dwayne Alezando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. How many times do we have to have this conversation in presidential threads?
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But where would Lincoln Park?
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How on earth did you ever fall out of the #1 spot on my enemies list? That post alone inflicted 2d4 points of sanity damage.But where would Lincoln Park?
I'm not trying hard enough, I guess.
Maybe my posts need some sort of Emancipation Proclamation, freeing me up to be #1, so I can then afford theater tickets.
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How on earth did you ever fall out of the #1 spot on my enemies list? That post alone inflicted 2d4 points of sanity damage.But where would Lincoln Park?
I'm not trying hard enough, I guess.
Maybe my posts need some sort of Emancipation Proclamation, freeing me up to be #1, so I can then afford theater tickets.
I don't even bother anymore, as evidenced by my slow decent to the bottom of the list. Who knows, eventually I may even end up on the Friends list.
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I don't even bother anymore, as evidenced by my slow decent to the bottom of the list. Who knows, eventually I may even end up on the Friends list.How on earth did you ever fall out of the #1 spot on my enemies list? That post alone inflicted 2d4 points of sanity damage.But where would Lincoln Park?
I'm not trying hard enough, I guess.
Maybe my posts need some sort of Emancipation Proclamation, freeing me up to be #1, so I can then afford theater tickets.
Ewwwwww! With Kobold Cleaver?!?!
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I don't even bother anymore, as evidenced by my slow decent to the bottom of the list. Who knows, eventually I may even end up on the Friends list.How on earth did you ever fall out of the #1 spot on my enemies list? That post alone inflicted 2d4 points of sanity damage.But where would Lincoln Park?
I'm not trying hard enough, I guess.
Maybe my posts need some sort of Emancipation Proclamation, freeing me up to be #1, so I can then afford theater tickets.
Ewwwwww! With Kobold Cleaver?!?!
I know. Sucks, but what can I say - I just figured there were better ways to spend my time and energy.
Evil Lincoln, you want to weigh in on this?
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I don't even bother anymore, as evidenced by my slow decent to the bottom of the list. Who knows, eventually I may even end up on the Friends list.How on earth did you ever fall out of the #1 spot on my enemies list? That post alone inflicted 2d4 points of sanity damage.But where would Lincoln Park?
I'm not trying hard enough, I guess.
Maybe my posts need some sort of Emancipation Proclamation, freeing me up to be #1, so I can then afford theater tickets.
I know; I'm slipping too. Even constantly reminding everyone of the time I got Sebastian to admit he was wrong about something doesn't help.
For the record, though, everyone knows Lincoln liked to f+*# watermelons.
I drive a '97 Lincoln Towncar and it is a sweeeeeeet ride! It's got heated mirrors and everything!
Also, there is a raccoon in my bird-feeder and he won't leave!
If it's true and the very first Republican president, and one of the greatest presidents ever, was gay would make almost every moral argument from Republicans even more hypocritical than they already are.
If it can be proven beyond a doubt I wonder how long it would take Lincolns party to have his image removed from the Five dollar bill and the penny?
Mmmmm......
YD called. I'm here for action but the scene is a downer. What gives?
YD called. I'm here for action but the scene is a downer. What gives?
I ruined this thread too, apparently.
If it's true and the very first Republican president, and one of the greatest presidents ever, was gay would make almost every moral argument from Republicans even more hypocritical than they already are.
If it can be proven beyond a doubt I wonder how long it would take Lincolns party to have his image removed from the Five dollar bill and the penny?
Completely ignoring the reversal of Pubs and Dems over the decades...
Evil Lincoln, you want to weigh in on this?
I can neither confirm nor deny the wild and perverse rumors circulating about my arch-nemesis.
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Completely ignoring the reversal of Pubs and Dems over the decades...If it's true and the very first Republican president, and one of the greatest presidents ever, was gay would make almost every moral argument from Republicans even more hypocritical than they already are.
If it can be proven beyond a doubt I wonder how long it would take Lincolns party to have his image removed from the Five dollar bill and the penny?
Wow ....
I have heard this before, but I have not heard much evidence to support it. I find it intriguing that he might be, but even if he was, i sincerely doubt he was the only one of
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If it's true and the very first Republican president, and one of the greatest presidents ever, was gay would make almost every moral argument from Republicans even more hypocritical than they already are.
If it can be proven beyond a doubt I wonder how long it would take Lincolns party to have his image removed from the Five dollar bill and the penny?
I sure hope no one finds out that the Democratic party used to be the pro-slavery and segregation party. That sure would make them look like a bunch of hypocrites as well. I bet they'd impeach the president if that came out.
I sure hope no one finds out that the Democratic party used to be the pro-slavery and segregation party. That sure would make them look like a bunch of hypocrites as well. I bet they'd impeach the president if that came out.If it's true and the very first Republican president, and one of the greatest presidents ever, was gay would make almost every moral argument from Republicans even more hypocritical than they already are.
If it can be proven beyond a doubt I wonder how long it would take Lincolns party to have his image removed from the Five dollar bill and the penny?
zings aside, I'm sure more than a few heads would explode were there any serious evidence found. Most people would be relatively meh.
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If it had kept the Union together Lincoln would have quite happily put up with the slavery in the South and the segregation in the North (which he never addressed). Problem is, that by itself would not have resolved the economic imbalances that were tearing the country apart. That would have to wait for the further industrialization of the South itself.
Lincoln would later write the Emancipation Proclamation, but despite his personal aversion to slavery, he had to be strong-armed into doing so.
And this is relevant to my snark directed at poor reasoning because...
He was also a legendary vampire hunter. It was his motivation for ending slavery (though he abhorred it regardless of the vampire menace) and running for president. Someone wrote it down, so it must be true.
It's kind of like how stylish hair and shaved chests get us gay men going, back then it was beards and stovepipe hats, rooowwwrr.
Stovepipe hats get me going even now. Grrrr, girl, grrr.
It's kind of like how stylish hair and shaved chests get us gay men going, back then it was beards and stovepipe hats, rooowwwrr.
Hey, tastes vary. I've gotten some strange propositions from guys sometimes, especially on days when I haven't shaved and look woolly as hell.
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He was also a legendary vampire hunter. It was his motivation for ending slavery (though he abhorred it regardless of the vampire menace) and running for president. Someone wrote it down, so it must be true.
He also didn't die, but was kidnapped by aliens led by Elvis to save the universe from Godzilla. I'm pretty sure I read that once.
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It's kind of like how stylish hair and shaved chests get us gay men going, back then it was beards and stovepipe hats, rooowwwrr.Hey, tastes vary. I've gotten some strange propositions from guys sometimes, especially on days when I haven't shaved and look woolly as hell.
hey Freehold, what're you doin' later. *insinuating eyebrow raise*
weren't there rumors he had an affair with one of his maids in the white house? Not only that but the fact that she was African American and had a kid from it? Or am I just being crazy/mixing up my presidents?
You might, then again, you might not be. We've had some horny dudes as president. Barack Obama has beaten me to the first black president punch, but I'm hoping to beat out Clinton in the "horniest president in recent memory" category.