Beliefs I accept before I start drinking


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Scarab Sages

I believe, in some cases, an argument could be made to the contrary.


Quiche Lisp wrote:
I believe we're all just people.

I believe I need a more evidence of that than just blind faith.

I believe everyone needs to form a line in front of the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother's Little Helper Mohiam and place a hand/hoof/paw/tentacle in the nerve induction box. If they cannot withstand the pain to satisfaction as tears go by, then they get stabbed with the Mik Jabbar... the needle with a drop of poison on its tip that kills only beasts of burden.


I believe I might have become different enough from the standard of normality that "human" might not even apply to me anymore.

Scarab Sages

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I believe there are some "people" who are very lucky their fates don't rest in my hands.


I believe blind faith is just faith to the blind.


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I believe children are our future .... and very tasty. Sorry forgot the rest of the song and I am hungry.

Scarab Sages

I believe...DAMN! That was one long meeting.

Scarab Sages

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I believe some people's version of reality is...interesting...to say the least.


Do you believe in love at first sight
It's an illusion I don't care
Do you believe I can make you feel better
Too much confusion come on over here...


NE alchemist's beliefs:

"I believe fate is lying grey-skinned white-haired b**** and no amount of proclaiming its influence and importance in this scenario will convince me to eat 25 fluid ounces of capsaicin."

"I believe E=MC2. I say I believe instead of know because I have no idea how this equation is applied eludes me, however. Found it in a piece of extra dimensional paper."

"I believe alcohol is the one instance where scientific nomenclature and layman terms became one and the same. Now if only the rest of the world were to show the same fascination for the rest of reality, we might actually achieve something."

"I believe people taste delicious, but will hesitate enough to remember that it needs to be cooked first."

"I also believe I will ask politely before killing, then depending on the person, will kill anyways."

"I believe people deserve to be given a chance to show they can be worth something before being tossed aside for the daemons to gorge on. After their 6 birthday, however, all bets are off."

"I believe cadaverine is an effective way to piss off everyone you're drinking with. Simply because it does not affect you does not mean that your companions will appreciate your demonstration of applied science."

"I believe resiniferatoxin is NOT a good choice to condiment food with."

"I believe I prepared alchemist's kindness for tomorrow. I hope."

Scarab Sages

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I believe I'm ready to get the hell away from work for the weekend. I also believe people who protest about being "thrown under the bus" while trying their best to do exactly that to everyone else are a&!@$#%s.

Scarab Sages

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I believe soon crawfish.....very soon.

Scarab Sages

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I also believe that, on occasion, revenge is a dish best served with 8 legs.

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
I also believe that, on occasion, revenge is a dish best served with 8 legs.

Not sure if complimented or insulted....

Grand Lodge

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I believe calculus is beyond my capabilities.


I believe, like, Freehold should just lay off the snow and junk already.


I believe that I learned that putting 205-75 tires on an Elantra that shipped with 195-65 really doesn't work (rubs the wheel well in the front when turning, rubs the suspension mounts in the back), no matter how good the deal on the tires was.

I believe that while I was pretty handy putting new tires on my bicycle rims as a kid, that skill set has degraded quite significantly when it comes to putting new tires on car rims.

I believe these Aleve really aren't working on my back.

I believe I wish I had a beer or two in the fridge right now.

Silver Crusade

I believe I would get you a beer or 6 if you were not 3000 miles away.


I believe that waiting in a doctors office is hellaciously boring despite Internet access

Grand Lodge

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I believe this drill weekend wasn't worth the extra cash.

Scarab Sages

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I believe in good coffee!

Scarab Sages

I believe that was a long drive yesterday.


I believe I'd like to raise a few glasses in toast to a good person who was driven off for no fault of their own.

I believe I wish had something stronger on hand than a Guinness and a couple Newkie Browns to do those toasts.

I believe I'm feeling tired, frustrated, and old.

Scarab Sages

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I believe it's a good day to buy a house!


I believe that pretense is the cornerstone of civilization.

Acquisitives

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Whoever wins the WWE Title is important on the world stage.

Scarab Sages

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I believe that without the Hide Function I'd have abandoned these boards long ago. It's just as good as fire or acid!


I believe that deserves an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!

Grand Lodge

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I believe that Ignore v5 may help me drastically cut back on flame wars in the future.

Scarab Sages

I believe this week has a chance to go by way faster than is usual.

Scarab Sages

I believe new house is slowly getting more organized.


I believe that it is ALMOST time for Spring Break.

I believe I am looking forward to it. A lot.

I believe this will be my last week off, (possibly DAY off) until after June.

I believe I should make the most of it then.

I believe I will participate in the swinging of steel weapons and consumption of alcohol to celebrate.
(I believe that doing those together might be a BAD idea!) >.<

I believe my choice of ingestible toxin is Hard Cider.

I believe I am running out of things to proclaim that I believe in at the moment.

I believe I shall return when I have have more to proclaim my belief in.

I believe that you are all quite capable of carrying on until I return!

Silver Crusade

I believe it is a half day at work.


I'm a jerk, and sometimes beer makes me feel like less of one.

Scarab Sages

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I believe if I can get through today without strangling someone, it'll be a damned miracle.


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Aberzombie wrote:
I believe circle jerks can sometimes be a good thing.

And how!


I believe in Crystal Light
'Cause I believe in ..ME!

Scarab Sages

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I believe all spammers should be flayed alive, their rotting carcasses hung on high as a warning to others.


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Aberzombie wrote:
I believe all spammers should be flayed alive, their rotting carcasses hung on high as a warning to others.

I believe that's entirely too lenient for them. Still, I believe I'm not opposed to letting House Bolton have a go at them.

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
I believe all spammers should be flayed alive, their rotting carcasses hung on high as a warning to others.

I believe this needs repeating, but let's include some time spent alone with a horny mountain gorilla on crack.

Silver Crusade

I believe everytime the paizo site goes down that maybe just maybe Deep6 Fawtl will end =(

Dark Archive

I believe I need to leave work and the day is not yet half way through.


Aberzombie wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe all spammers should be flayed alive, their rotting carcasses hung on high as a warning to others.
I believe this needs repeating, but let's include some time spent alone with a horny mountain gorilla on crack.

I believe even crack-addicted horny mountain gorillas would probably have better taste than to do nudge nudge wink wink with a spammer.

Unless nudge nudge wink wink in gorilla translates to "Treat me like a piece of luggage."

Scarab Sages

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Hangin's too good for him.
Burnin's too good for him.
He should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces, and buried alive.

Silver Crusade

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I believe I have not had a drink in 2 weeks due to a lingering cold.

I believe that streak ends tonight

Scarab Sages

I believe if we're going to have some piece of s@+# spammer polluting the off topic section, at least some of his posts seem to be advertising black magic.


I believe focus is your friend in this situation. I hadn't seen any of this spammer's handiwork until I defocussed out of curiosity. He doesn't seem to hit the few OTD thread I watch.

Scarab Sages

I believe....f*@%ing spammers should be buried up to their necks in spam. Then let the ants loose....::

Scarab Sages

I believe today has great suck ass potential.

Silver Crusade

I believe after a week in jamaica, I am red striped out.

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