Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Celestial Healer]

Celestial Follower wrote:

Garydee wrote:

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

Boss, why do people keep hiding our thread?

I believe your turnips are stale.

[Aberzombie]

I believe....

Mmmmmmmm....turnips.

[Turin the Mad]

I believe that, despite the "widespread media oppression of the heartbeat-challenged", there remain a great many sods that don't really acknowledge the threat Aberzombie's Shambling Hordes represent in about six weeks, give or take a Cosmic Anomoly.

To wit, the Kaboom chuckleheads use detcord to kill mock zombies.

Unless you're a gen-you-ayne cowboy that has a clue about lassoing things, I don't think detcord is going to be terribly useful in the way depicted...

[Aberzombie]

I believe The Horde is continuing preparations for December!

[Kip84]

I believe my 12 year old daughter just asked me "Do zombies really eat brains or did someone just make that up?" =D

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'll be very glad when 2012 is over and done with.

[Brother Faust the Elder]

I believe that there is at least an ever-so-slight chance that you will be shambling forth by year's end. If the horde starts with in you Philly, the Horde should have eaten D.C. by New Years.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Texas is looking better and better.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I believe I'm almost deliriously happy the political ads and phone calls have stopped. Silence truly is Golden.

[Orthos]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I believe I'm almost deliriously happy the political ads and phone calls have stopped. Silence truly is Golden.

AND HOW.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that today threatens to be a damned stormy one

I also believe I cannot wait to make an exodus from this benighted state

[Aberzombie]

Yeah, I'm really not looking forward to this weather today and tomorrow. Just one more thing....

[Ragadolf]

Orthos wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I believe I'm almost deliriously happy the political ads and phone calls have stopped. Silence truly is Golden.

AND HOW.

+1,000!

[Ragadolf]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that today threatens to be a damned stormy one

I also believe I cannot wait to make an exodus from this benighted state

I believe I wish you and all you know another round of well-wishes Patrick!

[Ragadolf]

I believe it is Thursday,

I also believe that I feel another whopper of a headache coming on.
:(

I believe that after to day I shall have earned a drink!

[Aberzombie]

I believe I've got a lot to do today. So much for a day off.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I got some stuff done yesterday that I'd been meaning to do for a good while.

I believe I still didn't get everything I wanted done.

I believe the weekend just wasn't long enough, even with the extra day.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I need to unplug for a bit

[Aberzombie]

I believe that after having successfully recovered from the cold I got before Halloween, last night I started feeling the effects of more sickness. Oh joy.

[Ragadolf]

I FIRMLY believe that RL needs to take a flying leap, and let me catch my breath!

[Celestial Healer]

I believe I am actually excited about Thanksgiving this year.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that some pathetic little trolls aren't content to let other people have some fun.

[Aberzombie]

I also believe I feel like dog crap.

[Wet Blanket]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that some pathetic little trolls aren't content to let other people have some fun.

Did you ever think that you were spoiling the trolls' fun? They have feelings too.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my house has become a house of disease. Damn you Urgathoa!

shakes fist

[Bitter Thorn]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe my house has become a house of disease. Damn you Urgathoa!

shakes fist

Behold the power of bleach!

[Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope]

THE POWER OF CLOROX COMPELS YOU!

[Bitter Thorn]

Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:

THE POWER OF CLOROX COMPELS YOU!

LMAO!

[TriOmegaZero]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe I need to unplug for a bit

I believe everyone needs to clear their cache once in awhile.

[Bitter Thorn]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe I need to unplug for a bit

I believe everyone needs to clear their cache once in awhile.

It sounds dirty when you say it. ;)

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm still not fully recovered from the weekend, and I did't even drink.

[Garydee]

I believe it's taking a lot restraint from me to keep from going off on the trolls today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe they are certainly out in force. I wonder who pissed in their rice krispies? After all.....

Spoiler:

Didn't "they win"?

[TheDiaport]

I believe I'm going to be broke again in the next two days...

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe trolling happens no matter the climate, season, venue, or attitude.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today is going to suck ass, no matter how much I'm able to accomplish.

[Aberzombie]

I believe "wax douchisophically" is my new favorite term.

[Bitter Thorn]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe "wax douchisophically" is my new favorite term.

I just laughed so loud I woke Diane up!

[Aberzombie]

I believe my job is going far better expected.

[TOZ]

I believe this field exercise is the worst one yet.

[ANebulousMistress]

I once believed November was a bit early in the season to get the flu.

I believe the past week has proven me wrong.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a night out of heavy drinking actually killed off the remainder of the cold I'd had.

[Aberzombie]

I believe this job is equal parts going pretty good and downright craptastic.

[Aberzombie]

I also believe the weather currently sucks major ass and I do not look forward to walking back to my room later on.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe headaches suck majorly

[Aberzombie]

I believe I would dearly love to take a baseball bat to the kneecap of an a!%!~!* I'm currently working with.

[Aberzombie]

I believe karma worked in my favor today.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I need a nap

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm still hurting from last night.

[Bitter Thorn]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe I'm still hurting from last night.

Why doesn't Alchemist Kindness exist in real life?