Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I know you are, but what am I?

[Crimson Jester]

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I think, therefore I yam.

I hate to burst your bubble, but it's much more likely that you're actually a sweet potato.

Song, song of the south

Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
Gone, gone with the wind
There ain't nobody looking back again

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I overslept on my nap. But, I believe I am OK with that

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe that I start drinking way too early to accept any beliefs.

[Patrick Curtin]

*pant*

I believe a frost beer would taste quite nice right about now.

I believe that I shall have to settle for some DiHydrogen Monoxide instead.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'd rather be home right now.

I believe I would be home if not for some douchebag causing a delay in my work during the week.

I believe I need a beer.

Or three.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that I am faced with a rainy Saturday.

I believe that it is time to do some lauundry.

*blink*

[Patrick Curtin]

*blink*

I believe a good fifteen minutes in the sauna sounds pretty damn good right now

*blink*

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I believe I could enjoy the sauna if I didn't live in Texas. Too much of a good thing.

[Patrick Curtin]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I believe I could enjoy the sauna if I didn't live in Texas. Too much of a good thing.

Hmm, I used to do a sauna in El Paso all the time. Nothing better after lifting to work the pain out of sore muscles.

Of course, you then follow with an icy cold shower ...ahhhh

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Well, sure. El Paso is a DRY heat...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

El Paso IS a sauna.

[Jess Door]

PURPLE PAIZO PUNCH!

anyone get a picture?

I guess that's a drink I accept before drinking....hrm...

[Patrick Curtin]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

El Paso IS a sauna.

Yah, pretty much. But there's something good about a dark sauna, rather than having that big ball of fusion broiling your brain at the same time

[Benicio Del Espada]

I believe that someday they'll bring back Firefly.

I believe that someday marijuana will be legalized everywhere.

I believe that someday, honest politicians will represent their constituencies and ignore the persuasive campaign contributions from lobbyists.

I believe that one drink will make you drive better.

I believe that once the Earth is used up, we'll just terraform Mars and live there.

I believe a lot of crazy things, huh?

[Gruuuu]

Benicio Del Espada wrote:

I believe that someday they'll bring back Firefly.

I believe that someday marijuana will be legalized everywhere.

I believe that someday, honest politicians will represent their constituencies and ignore the persuasive campaign contributions from lobbyists.

I believe that one drink will make you drive better.

I believe that once the Earth is used up, we'll just terraform Mars and live there.

I believe a lot of crazy things, huh?

I believe so, yes.

I mean Firefly? Really? Wouldn't someone have to wrestle the license from the rotting claws of Fox executives? That'll never happen.

[Freehold DM]

Gruuuu wrote:

Benicio Del Espada wrote:

I believe that someday they'll bring back Firefly.

I believe that someday marijuana will be legalized everywhere.

I believe that someday, honest politicians will represent their constituencies and ignore the persuasive campaign contributions from lobbyists.

I believe that one drink will make you drive better.

I believe that once the Earth is used up, we'll just terraform Mars and live there.

I believe a lot of crazy things, huh?

I believe so, yes.

I mean Firefly? Really? Wouldn't someone have to wrestle the license from the rotting claws of Fox executives? That'll never happen.

Certainly not as long as I have life and breath!

[terok]

I believe that once I start drinking I become much more tolerant of other people's belief's

I believe that once I have about 6 drinks I become much less tolerant of other people's belief's

[Aberzombie]

I believe that nearly 3 weeks is way too long to go without some delicious Dogfish Head beer.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that I have to go to bed. That 1:30 am alarm is a stone cold biotch =/

[Crimson Jester]

I believe .... it takes way too long sometimes.

[zylphryx]

I believe a shandy is the best way to start summer time drinking.

I believe I cannot wait for August to get here so I can head to the coast.

I further believe I will actually go fishing at the coast this year.

[zylphryx]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that I have to go to bed. That 1:30 am alarm is a stone cold biotch =/

I believe 130am is a time to stay up until rather than a time for one to wake up. I believe this also goes for all time up through 700am.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I believe that the more I drink, the more I love all the people in this thread -- until I reach the drink that makes everything magically disappear.

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

I believe that this boutique is teh 4w3s0m3!!!!

[TriOmegaZero]

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Jagermeister.

(edit-this is a sarcastic statement, to the uninitiated....)

[Crimson Jester]

Rum and coke.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that I have to go to bed. That 1:30 am alarm is a stone cold biotch =/

I believe that 2:00 am is just as bad.

[Patrick Curtin]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that I have to go to bed. That 1:30 am alarm is a stone cold biotch =/

I believe that 2:00 am is just as bad.

*yawn*

Yep, pretty much

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that I only have two hours left to work on this lovely day

[JMD031]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Shots. That way after you drink one, you don't have to continue to drink it.

[Patrick Curtin]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Well, Id recommend something other than alcohol, but I know you are still taking Uncle Sam's orders. ;)

[Aberzombie]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Young's Double Chocolate Stout!

[Evil Lincoln]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Practice.

[Crimson Jester]

I believe I can only stand so many more 11 hour days.

[zylphryx]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Are you talking liquor, beer or other?

[zylphryx]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I believe I can only stand so many more 11 hour days.

I believe I feel your pain ... or fatigue.

<hands CJ a beer>

[TriOmegaZero]

zylphryx wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Are you talking liquor, beer or other?

Liquor.

[Justin Franklin]

I believed that PMG would make sure I got back to my hotel room. Not sure that was a good plan. ;)

[Sebastian's Publicist]

Aberzombie wrote:

- Horrible lies about our lord and savior, Sebastian

SLANDER!!! LIES!!! SACRILEGE!!!

He shall descend upon ye with his mighty staff of judgment, erect in glistening rainbow colored light! He shall (dis)comfort you with his staff or his rod!

*snicker*

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Aberzombie wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Young's Double Chocolate Stout!

Yum.

[zylphryx]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Are you talking liquor, beer or other?

Liquor.

Kamikaze, Lemon Drop (properly made), B52, Baileys in coffee (if you need a caffeine fix as well), Flaming Dr. Pepper (beer and liquor, but it tastes like Dr. Pepper, just drink it all at once), the list goes on and on.

[zylphryx]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Young's Double Chocolate Stout!

Yum.

And it works great for an ice cream float as well ... sounds odd but true. Pretty great on its own as well.

[Crimson Jester]

zylphryx wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I believe I can only stand so many more 11 hour days.

I believe I feel your pain ... or fatigue.

<hands CJ a beer>

Drink it for me, I can't stand beer. :/

[zylphryx]

Crimson Jester wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I believe I can only stand so many more 11 hour days.

I believe I feel your pain ... or fatigue.

<hands CJ a beer>

Drink it for me, I can't stand beer. :/

<pours half the beer in a glass, tops with fresh squeezed lemonade and hands it back>

Shandy, CJ. CJ, shandy.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

zylphryx wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Young's Double Chocolate Stout!

Yum.

And it works great for an ice cream float as well ... sounds odd but true. Pretty great on its own as well.

Doesn't sound odd to me at all. I've always used Guinness for my beer floats, but I'll have to remember to try Young's DCS next time.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that there are many great and wonderful things to see on this big blue marble of ours, and I also believe I am going to go out with my pups and experience some

[Crimson Jester]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I need a drink. Someone recommend something for a guy who can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Young's Double Chocolate Stout!

Yum.

And it works great for an ice cream float as well ... sounds odd but true. Pretty great on its own as well.

Doesn't sound odd to me at all. I've always used Guinness for my beer floats, but I'll have to remember to try Young's DCS next time.

Sounds revolting.

[Crimson Jester]

zylphryx wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I believe I can only stand so many more 11 hour days.

I believe I feel your pain ... or fatigue.

<hands CJ a beer>

Drink it for me, I can't stand beer. :/

<pours half the beer in a glass, tops with fresh squeezed lemonade and hands it back>

Shandy, CJ. CJ, shandy.

Have a drink on me.