Granted, but they must contain all your real life credit info for public display.
I wish I could understand what my dreams about swimming mean.
You can move objects by concentrating on them, at a range of up to 0 ft.
I wish I could read specific minds at will.
Granted, but you are compelled to pick the wrong minds every time, leaving you near insane.
I wish my apartment rent didn't go up.
Granted, but since there is so much pollution in the air, it is kept away as well and you die gasping for breath.
I wish I could go to a con this year.
Granted, you are scammed out of all your money
I wish I could dunk
granted there was no wish
I wish for a free Samsung galaxy gear 2
Granted, but it's a broken one beyond repair.
I wish the chinese didn't buy out our harbors.
granted, you were never born
I wish the actor for the I like trains kid from asdf didn't die
It shall be so, but his soul was sucked out insted, leaving him a drooling husk veggie.
I wish the european parlement wasn't such a mess.
Granted. People are so focused on understanding every fault of socialism that they are unable to think of anything else, and society collapses.
I wish I could play guitar like I did when I was in practice.
Granted you can, but every guitar breaks when you hold it.
I wish i could control the weather.
Granted she loves you, and 450 other guys who she is having affairs with.
I wish that I had powers over time
Granted, You win AIR!!!!!! [applause]yay clap clap clap yay[/applause]
I wish for the spammers to be annihilated
Granted, after the Abyss takes it over.
I wish to be a demon lord
Fine, you're the one of ants.
Besides, demon lords never show up in golarion and hide away in their little bit of space.
I wish finian would be gone from the last to post. (I guess Chocobo would agree)
And that he won't be in this thread in return.
It is still alive, but during the next paizo maintenance a screwup erases this thread from existence.
I wish UDS would finally show an avatar.
Granted, but the avatar has a hidden virus embedded in it, so all your devices crash when attempting to load any page with it.
The following is for part of the Mummy's Mask AP:
I wish that Silver Bullet was the stealthiest stealther who ever stealthed, so he didn't alert monsters to the party's presence.
Granted. He is now permanently intangible, invisible, silenced, and mute.
I wish that my parent's house was in the one location it could never be robbed.
Granted, it is now floating in space.
I wish the government cares more about its citizens.
Granted. It doubles the NSA budget.
I wish I could believe more of people.
Granted. You believe everything anyone tells you. Speaking of, I have a great deal on a timeshare in Florida for you.
Still for Mummy's Mask AP:
I wish there was no racism, so despite there being many races, sentient beings would not judge others based on what race they are.
Granted! Humanity is now enslaved and implanted with special chips that torture us if we do anything except cooperate with each other!
I wish for something exciting to happen in the upcoming election.
Granted! Nationwide riots followed by a massive police crackdown for decades.
I wish people would think before they talked.
Granted Is stops tanking but now goes a slow crawl down til Sept 28, 2015, when the Global Markets Collapse under the debt of nations.
I wish for nothing.
Granted. The Nothingness sweeps across the world, consuming everything in its path, unless the child Empress can be given a new name...
I wish tank and spank meant actual spanking.
Granted, Ulfend Death Squad ceases to exist.
I wish for Sissyl to start wearing a new hat.
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Granted! Sissyl chops off your head, carves out your skull, and wears it as a hat.
I wish for "banana republic" to be literal.
Granted, but he was the only thing keeping boo berry from annoying the crap out of you. ENJOY!
I wish I could remember what the werewolf themed cereal was.
Granted. It was Fruit Brute.
I wish I wasn't so terrified of the monster cereal mascots.
Granted. You're terrified of cereal instead.
I wish storms would stop knocking out my net.
Granted! Suddenly, a huge swath of atmosphere gets 20 degrees colder. The left-over energy is released as a massive shockwave that levels every building in sight, making what happened to Greenberg look like a soft breeze.
I wish people would ignore everything I say that is a mistake, but only those things.
Fine, humans ignore it. On the other hand all non-humans on every plane laugh at your mistakes even more.
I wish Suarez the Rabid was banned forever from football(soccer).