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Granted. You can speak all the languages of the canon and non-canon of Pathfinder. Good luck with that in our world.
EDIT: Your wish is impossible. Defy logic. Cannot make undone the true winner. You must cast the 10th level spell, Uber Wish.
I wish spells worked in real life.
granted when you spell in real life it works
Granted, you may develop it for all eternity never to be completed.
I wish I could jump high enough to dunk basketballs at regulation height.
You wish the impossible! Everyone knows Valve can't count up to three. Oh well, since magic is involved...
Granted: Valve releases portal 3, America's number 1 mad-science themed hat simulator!
I wish I could quote the oxford dictionary verbatim without impairing my ability to speak normally and hold a coherent conversation.
well, coherent for geeks, anyway.
Granted. however, your clothes, and the air around you, do still freeze. have fun.
I wish for the ability to speak normally.
granted, you can play croquet now and never again
I wish I knew what lucky7 meant by his last wishgranting.
Granted, the image shall be burned into you memory and you think of nothing else with you last breath you will say tongues.
I wish I had a cooking show.
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granted, ninjas gain full bab, but lose sneak attack to "ballance" them,
granted, though the network is fairly macabre, the first thing they tell you to cook is blood based chocolate, blood yogert blood pouding, most everything else on the menue is like that
I wish to own 57% of the stock in google, microsoft, and DC comics
Granted! you now own 57% of three major companies. the stress and responsibility of juggling your new positions has you dead within the year.
I wish for good luck.
Very big. Just a little big biggger than the bouncing castle under it.
I wish I had that bouncing castle.
All the ones in this thread don't come true, all the wishes not wished in this thread do, but are as corrupted as the things we write in this thread. So is better to have a wish not come true than have it come true.
On that note:
I wish my job interview goes well tomorrow.
Granted! your job interview goes extremely well, and you get the position. unfortunately, the day after you start work the company goes bust.
I wish for a soft landing.
ok, it is excrutiating and drawn out, for you.
I wish my girlfriend lived within 5 miles of my house.
Your wish is granted. Your "girlfriend" lives 5 miles within the distance of your house. Too bad Im moving 5 miles within the distance of your house.
I wish I was black.
granted, all your neighbors become KKK members.
I wish for a jetpack.
Your wish is granted. You now own a AA battery operated Little Tikes Jetpack. Your Welcome.
I wish My best friend was Michael Vick.
ok, he puts a dog collar on you and throws you into a ring with a bulldog.
I wish for a free PS4 on release date.
Your wish is granted. You will now have a free PS4 box.
I wish dolphins were extinct.
(The NFL Team)
(I meant hobbsdadolphin)
granted, sadly, dolphins hold the secret to life on earth, with out it, humans start dying for no apparent reason. starting with you.
the NFL team can go extinct, they suck.
I wish the dolphins (NFL team) changed their name to something less embarassing to my kind.
Your wish is granted. They are called the Miami Hobbs. You're now a complete failure.
I wish that my name is Jerry "MV" Sandusky.
Your wish is granted. Now a mentally unstable teenage girl wants to know if your a Vampire.
I wish call of duty wasn't loaded with crap.
Granted. you somehow manage to acquire a copy of guild wars 2 for the Saga Genesis. I have no idea how that is even possible, but... magic.
I wish for the end of the world to be postponed by about 70 years.
Granted! But it only takes a special kind of batteries, and every time you go to use it the batteries only last one use, and you have to replace them, but they are a special kind of batteries that are only in stock once every third lunar eclipse.
I wish the players in my group would forgo all other activities on game night and never miss a session.