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I wish I had a fast convertible, an open road and the sun at my back!
Granted. Unfortunately, the open road is in the desert and the sun at your back reflects off your fast convertible's rear view mirror directly into your eyes blinding you. As you were going in excess of 160mph, when you reach for your eyes, the car swerves and you accidentally attempt to jump the Grand Canyon. Just like Evil Knievel. But without the audience. Or the safety equipment.
I wish my truck was in perfect condition and street legal.
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I wish I had no bills to worry about.Ok, you are now a duck. I'm pretty sure ducks don't worry about their bills.
I wish I had someone to come clean my apartment for me.
Okay, some thugs come an clean out your apartment, taking all your belongings, leaving it clean.
I wish my my cats spoke perfect english.
Your wish is granted. not only did you sleep all day yesterday but you slept all day today, and tomorrow, and for most of the next 50 years.
I wish I was getting paid today.
Granted. Time starts acting crazy and makes tomorrow today.
I wish I had more time to read.
Granted..you now have enough money to retire.Unfortunately the government has decided to tax retiree's unearned income at 150%
I wish for the perfect woman totally devoted to my needs and pleasure.
You get Helen of Troy. She is totally devoted to your needs and pleasure. Only, she's a heap of dirt by now, some 1000 years dead by now.
I wish I didn't get my wish granted.
Granted. You now get paid to act as a mannequin in the multi-dungeon complex known at "The Mall".
I wish I was a goblin, so I wouldn't care about no longer being able to read.
You have the ability already. Just get on a plane.
I wish I could cure all diseases.
Congratulations..you can now cure all diseases..however that is because you are a culture in a petrie dish used to research the cure all.
I wish the Pile of Dust that was Helen of Troy was ressurected at her most beautiful..and she was still totally devoted to my needs.
Wish granted! And to reassure you, she went through reincarnation with perfect health. The fact that she's now a bugbear has in no way diminished the fervor of her devotion to your needs and your pleasure.
...what's that? Resurrection, you say? Darnit, ummm...
I wish for 500 lbs of 24-carat gold in handy 10-lbs bars to be created spontaneously for me and deposited safely in my kitchen.
Done and done. The gold bubble bursts, and gold is now worthless. Except to the stupid aliens from battlefield earth.
I wish a pathfinder society would start up in the Columbus area, so that I could join! =(
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I wish I wish what I wish for would be what I wish for and not some alternate twisted wish of which I did not wish.
Okay, you get a warm bottle of human breast milk, which is what you genuniely wished for at age 6 months (before your could speak). You got your wish and it wasn't twisted, just late.
I wish we had PFS society as often as we wish for.
Granted you now have all the time you want in a day..Groundhog Day.
I wish for peace on Earth
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Granted you now have all the time you want in a day..Groundhog Day.
I wish for peace on Earth
Granted. Humanity is forced to move underground to escape ever increasing levels of interstellar radiation, becoming Morlocks over time, waging war and consuming each other. The surface of the Earth, however, becomes very peaceful indeed.
I wish I always knew what number will come up on a roulette table in time to place a wager on the spin.
Granted! You now know exactly what number will come up, a good few minutes before bets close. Only... you still haven't found the particular table. And also, it gets pretty annoying to have sleep and every single thought interrupted by numbers shouted into your mind at full tilt.
I wish to be able to change and hold my shape to anything I wish, but only when I wish it.
Your wish is granted, but the only thing you can think of is yourself as you are now.
I wish my cat loved me more.
YAAR, yer wish be granted boyo. Unfortunatly, everyday also be Smell like a Pirate Day as well.
I be wishin' fer a new crew, a tall ship, and a bright star ta steer her by.
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I be wishin' fer a new crew, a tall ship, and a bright star ta steer her by.
Granted. You have a new crew, a tall ship and a bright star to steer her by. In fact, the star keeps getting brighter and bigger, ultimately smashing into your tall ship, killing your new crew and leaving you marooned on a deserted island with a horde of lemmings as your only company.
I wish I was done with work for the night.
YAAR, lemming be some good eats. Thank ye fer that.
Yer work fer the night be done, but now ye need ta be startin' on tomorrow's work.
I be wishin' fer some BBQ sauce fer me delicious lemmings.
Granted! Hkhkhyt jgifffj ujf jkhgkjj.
I wish everyone on Earth recognized me as the rightful ruler of the planet.
Granted. Your car has exactly the amount of gas you need to get through today. Your bill will be in the mail.
I wish Uwe Boll could never make another movie.
Your wish is granted, Uwe Boll will never make another movie, see he died in a horrible cloning machine accident. There are now 5 Uwe Boll clones and due some error in the way the machine was programmed it will spit out another clone every 5 years. The various Movie studios have grabbed onto the concept of having Every movie directed by one of these clones.
My vacation starts Monday, I wish it started today.
Granted. Today is now Monday. You have no memories of the intervening days, except a few flashes before your eyes that tell you vague stories of blood, death, and a dentist drill...
I wish sticks and stones wouldn't break my bones.
