Corrupt the Wish

[Carteeg_Struve]

Granted. You can now eat lu-.... Oh. Hrm. Well, you could had eaten lunch. But "now" just went by into the past. You've missed your opportunity. You'll never be able to eat lunch again.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

[lucky7]

Granted!

I wish for a fish.

[Charlie Bell]

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Your wish is granted! Giant piranha attack!

I wish to enjoy a life of independent wealth and leisure.

[lucky7]

Granted! It's all relative!

I wish for the skull of an Eye of Fear and Flame which I could activate at will.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, it's YOUR skull. You could activate it at will if only you still had a head.

I wish to have a lake chateau in Switzerland.

[Little Skylark]

Granted, but have to trade it for your own skull.

I wish I breath as I now can and underwater.

[lucky7]

Granted! You are a frog.

I wish for mechanical augmentation

[Dabies]

Granted! Your left pinky toe is now mechanical.

I wish I could teleport at will!

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! Will gets tired of you teleporting at him, though.

I wish I had some awesome dungeon map print curtains in my game room.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You get the curtains but you don't have any windows in your game room...

I wish that I had boobs

Edit: WTF^^^

[Sylirinight]

SOMEONE CORRUPT MY WISH I DONT WANT TO CORRUPT MY OWN WISH!!!

[Sylirinight]

:(

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Granted! You have a trio of lackeys following you around: Larry, Moe and Curly.

I wish the jerk who broke into my apartment gets what he deserves.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! Because of some good deed he did like 12 years ago, he deserves your stuff!

I wish I could predict stock performance with greater than 50% accuracy.

[Charles Scholz]

Your wish is granted. Every stock you look at will lose you money.

I wish for a T-Bird.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! Imagine a Hitchcock-esque flock of mythical thunderbirds. That's what's pecking and clawing you to death.

I wish I could have one of these beers that's in the fridge next to me.

[lucky7]

Granted! You can!

I wish for a super powerful ninja sword.

[Sylirinight]

Granted ! Unfortunately it was Master Yi's sword from League of Legends, he kills you for taking his sword.

I wish I was an Aasimar!

[lucky7]

Granted! An Aasimar of Hell!

I wish i was a Tiefling of Heaven.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You are racially discriminated for as long as you say in Heaven.

I wish lucky7 would stop think of such good corruptions!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Granted, the nude comes back and corrupts you instead.

I wish I hadn't invited the nude guy.

[Lluna Godslave]

Garanted! You hadn't invited him, but he came anyway.

I wish I could never be ill again.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You don't become ill, but you become sick.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Granted! Thank you.

I wish King's Bounty: Armored Princess didn't have such hefty system requirements.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! They require you to do nothing (I don't know how to corrupt that)

I wish I had a tail

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Granted! Now lucky7 follows you wherever you go.

I wish nice people still existed.

[Kyros Deun]

Granted! And the nude guy!

I wish I didn't feel inferior to the Samurai Alternate Class.

[Sylirinight]

Kyros Deun wrote:

Granted! And the nude guy!

I wish I didn't feel inferior to the Samurai Alternate Class.

Granted! You now feel inferior to the alternate Ninja class.

I wish lucky7 would stop following me.

[Captain Edward Curnow]

Granted. I can make new aliases all day.

I wish I had a superdupercool batman suit.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Granted! You go through Adam West's trash and get arrested shortly afterward.

I wish I could stop listening to PSY.

[lucky7]

Granted. I have something for you...

I wish I could stop listening to THIS song.

[Lord Foul II]

granted, without the use of your ears you find it quite easy not to listen to the song,
I wish for a diamond the size of a ford explorer

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Granted! But it's not big enough to play baseball on.

I wish I could sleep on the bones of my enemies.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You didn't wash the bones though...

I wish I had two more tails!

[lucky7]

Granted. Start making Naruto jokes now.

I wish I had a good idea for a steampunk campaign.

[Lord Foul II]

granted, unfortunately you got a prank call about fifteen miniutes later consisting of annoying orange phrases and you forget the whole thing
I wish my diamond was made of the precious carbon based gemstone

[lucky7]

Granted! Did you know there's more than one, and that one of them is highly volatile. Guess which one you got.

I wish I could remember my ideas.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! You write down your ideas.

I wish lucky7 wouldn't make fun of my tails.

[lucky7]

Granted! If you don't have them, I can't make fun of them!

I wish I had a lightsaber.

[Little Skylark]

Granted! You have a lightsaber, sadly it's stuck in your chest.

I wish Sylirinight had her tails back and nobody made fun of them.

[lucky7]

Granted! I'll just start making fun of YOUR tail!

I wish for telekinesis.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! YOU... HAVE ELECTED... THE WAY... OF PAIN!!!!!

I wish I didn't have so much to get done tomorrow.

[lucky7]

Granted. Tomorrow is shortened to three minutes.

I wish for my own dungeon.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Granted! Your mom calls it your 'bedroom', but the added bars on the windows and the locked steel door make it so much more.

I wish I could find a way, a better way.

[lucky7]

Better way to the bathroom!

I wish that a Ren. Fair was centered around me.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Granted! A bunch of guys in Stimpy costumes show up at your door, are maddened that you didn't dress like Ren for the fair and beat you with powdered toast.

I wish tacos were the national food of the United States of America.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! Mexicans take over USA for our tacos

I wish my Internet wasn't so laggy

Edit: thank you Little Skylark for your wish! ;)

[lucky7]

Granted! Now you can see me making fun of your tails much faster.

I wish I knew why someone purchased DOTA 2 on my Steam account.

[Sylirinight]

Granted! I bought it because you are making fun of me.

I wish that I could strangle lucky7 with my tails!

[lucky7]

Granted! But my cleric friend casts resurrect. There goes my level of commoner.

I wish I had more time to read about 3rd Party Prestige Classes.