Corrupt the Wish


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Granted. You can now eat lu-.... Oh. Hrm. Well, you could had eaten lunch. But "now" just went by into the past. You've missed your opportunity. You'll never be able to eat lunch again.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Liberty's Edge

Granted!

I wish for a fish.

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EDIT: Ninja'd.

Your wish is granted! Giant piranha attack!

I wish to enjoy a life of independent wealth and leisure.

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Granted! It's all relative!

I wish for the skull of an Eye of Fear and Flame which I could activate at will.

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Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, it's YOUR skull. You could activate it at will if only you still had a head.

I wish to have a lake chateau in Switzerland.


Granted, but have to trade it for your own skull.

I wish I breath as I now can and underwater.

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Granted! You are a frog.

I wish for mechanical augmentation


Granted! Your left pinky toe is now mechanical.

I wish I could teleport at will!

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Your wish is granted! Will gets tired of you teleporting at him, though.

I wish I had some awesome dungeon map print curtains in my game room.


Granted! You get the curtains but you don't have any windows in your game room...

I wish that I had boobs

Edit: WTF^^^


SOMEONE CORRUPT MY WISH I DONT WANT TO CORRUPT MY OWN WISH!!!


:(


Granted! You have a trio of lackeys following you around: Larry, Moe and Curly.

I wish the jerk who broke into my apartment gets what he deserves.

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Your wish is granted! Because of some good deed he did like 12 years ago, he deserves your stuff!

I wish I could predict stock performance with greater than 50% accuracy.

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Your wish is granted. Every stock you look at will lose you money.

I wish for a T-Bird.

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Your wish is granted! Imagine a Hitchcock-esque flock of mythical thunderbirds. That's what's pecking and clawing you to death.

I wish I could have one of these beers that's in the fridge next to me.

Liberty's Edge

Granted! You can!

I wish for a super powerful ninja sword.


Granted ! Unfortunately it was Master Yi's sword from League of Legends, he kills you for taking his sword.

I wish I was an Aasimar!

Liberty's Edge

Granted! An Aasimar of Hell!

I wish i was a Tiefling of Heaven.


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Granted! You are racially discriminated for as long as you say in Heaven.

I wish lucky7 would stop think of such good corruptions!

Shadow Lodge

Granted, the nude comes back and corrupts you instead.

I wish I hadn't invited the nude guy.


Garanted! You hadn't invited him, but he came anyway.

I wish I could never be ill again.


Granted! You don't become ill, but you become sick.

I wish i knew what to wish for.


Granted! Thank you.

I wish King's Bounty: Armored Princess didn't have such hefty system requirements.


Granted! They require you to do nothing (I don't know how to corrupt that)

I wish I had a tail


Granted! Now lucky7 follows you wherever you go.

I wish nice people still existed.

Grand Lodge

Granted! And the nude guy!

I wish I didn't feel inferior to the Samurai Alternate Class.


Kyros Deun wrote:

Granted! And the nude guy!

I wish I didn't feel inferior to the Samurai Alternate Class.

Granted! You now feel inferior to the alternate Ninja class.

I wish lucky7 would stop following me.

Sczarni

Granted. I can make new aliases all day.

I wish I had a superdupercool batman suit.


Granted! You go through Adam West's trash and get arrested shortly afterward.

I wish I could stop listening to PSY.

Liberty's Edge

Granted. I have something for you...

I wish I could stop listening to THIS song.

Shadow Lodge

granted, without the use of your ears you find it quite easy not to listen to the song,
I wish for a diamond the size of a ford explorer


Granted! But it's not big enough to play baseball on.

I wish I could sleep on the bones of my enemies.


Granted! You didn't wash the bones though...

I wish I had two more tails!

Liberty's Edge

Granted. Start making Naruto jokes now.

I wish I had a good idea for a steampunk campaign.

Shadow Lodge

granted, unfortunately you got a prank call about fifteen miniutes later consisting of annoying orange phrases and you forget the whole thing
I wish my diamond was made of the precious carbon based gemstone

Liberty's Edge

Granted! Did you know there's more than one, and that one of them is highly volatile. Guess which one you got.

I wish I could remember my ideas.


Granted! You write down your ideas.

I wish lucky7 wouldn't make fun of my tails.

Liberty's Edge

Granted! If you don't have them, I can't make fun of them!

I wish I had a lightsaber.


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Granted! You have a lightsaber, sadly it's stuck in your chest.

I wish Sylirinight had her tails back and nobody made fun of them.

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Granted! I'll just start making fun of YOUR tail!

I wish for telekinesis.

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Your wish is granted! YOU... HAVE ELECTED... THE WAY... OF PAIN!!!!!

I wish I didn't have so much to get done tomorrow.

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Granted. Tomorrow is shortened to three minutes.

I wish for my own dungeon.


Granted! Your mom calls it your 'bedroom', but the added bars on the windows and the locked steel door make it so much more.

I wish I could find a way, a better way.

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Better way to the bathroom!

I wish that a Ren. Fair was centered around me.


Granted! A bunch of guys in Stimpy costumes show up at your door, are maddened that you didn't dress like Ren for the fair and beat you with powdered toast.

I wish tacos were the national food of the United States of America.


Granted! Mexicans take over USA for our tacos

I wish my Internet wasn't so laggy

Edit: thank you Little Skylark for your wish! ;)

Liberty's Edge

Granted! Now you can see me making fun of your tails much faster.

I wish I knew why someone purchased DOTA 2 on my Steam account.


Granted! I bought it because you are making fun of me.

I wish that I could strangle lucky7 with my tails!

Liberty's Edge

Granted! But my cleric friend casts resurrect. There goes my level of commoner.

I wish I had more time to read about 3rd Party Prestige Classes.

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