The Beautiful Shiny Button

[Mairkurion {tm}]

::Mounts a clearly lettered, "DO NOT PUSH" sign beside the jolly, candy-like button, then exits::

THE BUTTON:

[feytharn]

Sneaks in and carefully mounts a sign under the first one, matching in style and colour so perfectly the signs seem to merge into one.
"TWICE"
then sneaks out again.

[Aberzombie]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

::Mounts a clearly lettered, "DO NOT PUSH" sign beside the jolly, candy-like button, then exits::

** spoiler omitted **

But...what will happen?

[Lathiira]

::Come in, sees both signs, pushes button twice, then leaves.::

[Tira'Mari-Sue Tyler-D'oh!Durden]

Eats, shoots & leaves.

[ulgulanoth]

*presses botton 10^8 times then leaves*

[Darth Knight]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

::Mounts a clearly lettered, "DO NOT PUSH" sign beside the jolly, candy-like button, then exits::

** spoiler omitted **

But.........

[Ashe Ravenheart]

See below for how to keep forum posters busy for hours (before messaging PMG that something's wrong with the boards):

Spoiler:

EXPLOSIVE RUNES

[Mairkurion {tm}]

ulgulanoth wrote:

*presses botton 10^8 times then leaves*

A botton is an entirely different thing/person. Sure, press it/him all you want. Whew, for a minute there, I was worried.

[Gary Teter]

*click*

[Aberzombie]

Oh crap! That was the history eraser but....*

[Goth Guru]

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

See below for how to keep forum posters busy for hours (before messaging PMG that something's wrong with the boards):

** spoiler omitted **

Aww, I wanted to repeat the button.

You know Goblins are illiterate and love to poke things that are blood red. :)
"What are these pieces of parchment all over the floor?"

Parchment:

Boom!!!!!

[MaxBarton]

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

See below for how to keep forum posters busy for hours (before messaging PMG that something's wrong with the boards):

** spoiler omitted **

Now I'm going to have to send you my medical bills.

Stupid buttons...

[Kevin Andrew Murphy]

I'm thinking a certain famous Twilight Zone episode would have a different bit of plotting.

MAN: Here is a box with a button. If--

WOMAN: Ooh! A button! (PRESSES BUTTON) What does it do?

MAN: I was going to say that if you press the button, you get a million dollars but--

WOMAN: (EXCITEDLY PRESSES BUTTON MULTIPLE TIMES) Cool! How many million do I get now?

MAN: But every time you press the button, someone dies! (TAKING BUTTON AWAY) Jesus, lady! This is supposed to be a moral dilemma!

ROD SERLING: An ordinary enigmatic figure knocks on an everyday door, ready to set forth a dilemma for a classic morality play, only to encounter a woman with ADHD in a place we now know is the Twilight Zone....

[Goth Guru]

Beware! Potential accidental spoiler:

Yeaaaah. It's the last person who pressed the button who dies.
That's why the guy with the button leaves after someone pushes it. :)

[Aberzombie]

Why all this talk of buttons? Don't we like levers anymore?

[feytharn]

Levers are soooo last edition!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

What's wrong with knobs? They can go all the way to 11.

[Aberzombie]

And switches! Let's not forget switches!

[Madclaw]

What about sliders?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Madclaw wrote:

What about sliders?

They give me indigestion.

[Quagmire]

She can push my button and handle my leaver any time, Giggity.

[Darth Knight]

I prefer touch screens myself.

[Arazyr]

ARTHUR: I wonder what this button does. *BING*
FORD: What happened?
ARTHUR: A sign lit up saying, "Please do not press this button again."

[SLAaDOS]

Gary Teter wrote:

*click*

That thing you burned up isn't important to me; it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans... nice job breaking it, hero.