*Looks at the little isolinear array holocube now covered in holy snow*
You know, with him unable to actually do anything his antics are kinda of amusing. Also the attempt to use hellfire only confirms my suspicions.
*Looks at the little isolinear array holocube now covered in holy snow*
You know, with him unable to actually do anything his antics are kinda of amusing. Also the attempt to use hellfire only confirms my suspicions.
If you would actually read the prior posts I broke out of that little isolinear array holocube a long time ago. As far as your suspicions go, you are not even close. I will be the ruler of Mairkuria within 4-6 weeks...2 months tops!
I will be the ruler of Mairkuria within 4-6 weeks...2 months tops!Does this mean you'll be moving to wherever Mairkuria exists?
please, by all that is holy, say yes....
Yes, of course. : )
Oh hey guys...I found the pie.
Yes, of course. : )I will be the ruler of Mairkuria within 4-6 weeks...2 months tops!Does this mean you'll be moving to wherever Mairkuria exists?
please, by all that is holy, say yes....
BUT, ruling two nations will not deter me from my business here, which is to spread the LAW OF LEAFAR to all the known worlds and planes of existance!!! You will see the Light soon enough...
*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
Guys...why do you keep talking to my new paperweight? It was just kind of odd when it was sitting on my desk, but now that I've slipped it into my back-pocket, it's just kind of, ya know, weird.
Guys...why do you keep talking to my new paperweight? It was just kind of odd when it was sitting on my desk, but now that I've slipped it into my back-pocket, it's just kind of, ya know, weird.
Yes, just keeping thinking that I am within that paperweight, because soon my 12 Legions of Light will lay waste to Mairkuria, and I shall rule two nations!
*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
I am immune to your Mind Fogs and Banishments! I shall cast the 10th level spell GREATER WISH on you, which I will use to send you away to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell! BEGONE!!!
Guys...why do you keep talking to my new paperweight? It was just kind of odd when it was sitting on my desk, but now that I've slipped it into my back-pocket, it's just kind of, ya know, weird.
Sorry man, yeah I have had enough, gone from slightly weird and funny to just off. I will hence forward not respond to any of the craziness. I think someone is just off their meds, or needs to be on some.
Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
The Joker, played by Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight (2008)
Guys...why do you keep talking to my new paperweight? It was just kind of odd when it was sitting on my desk, but now that I've slipped it into my back-pocket, it's just kind of, ya know, weird.Sorry man, yeah I have had enough, gone from slightly weird and funny to just off. I will hence forward not respond to any of the craziness. I think someone is just off their meds, or needs to be on some.
Don't let it bother you. See, he talks like he is outside of the cube, and everybody gets nervous. But the truth is, he's escaped the cube inside of the cube. No worries.
The paperweight is in your pocket?
... Sorry about the snowballs.
Sorry man, yeah I have had enough, gone from slightly weird and funny to just off. I will hence forward not respond to any of the craziness. I think someone is just off their meds, or needs to be on some.Don't let it bother you. See, he talks like he is outside of the cube, and everybody gets nervous. But the truth is, he's escaped the cube inside of the cube. No worries.
No, Darth, this Leafar is a nihilist; there's nothing to be afraid of.
No, Darth, this Leafar is a nihilist; there's nothing to be afraid of.
Also, he likes the Eagles, man.
Don't let it bother you. See, he talks like he is outside of the cube, and everybody gets nervous. But the truth is, he's escaped the cube inside of the cube. No worries.Guys...why do you keep talking to my new paperweight? It was just kind of odd when it was sitting on my desk, but now that I've slipped it into my back-pocket, it's just kind of, ya know, weird.Sorry man, yeah I have had enough, gone from slightly weird and funny to just off. I will hence forward not respond to any of the craziness. I think someone is just off their meds, or needs to be on some.
Your not talking timecube are you??
No, Darth, this Leafar is a nihilist; there's nothing to be afraid of.Sorry man, yeah I have had enough, gone from slightly weird and funny to just off. I will hence forward not respond to any of the craziness. I think someone is just off their meds, or needs to be on some.Don't let it bother you. See, he talks like he is outside of the cube, and everybody gets nervous. But the truth is, he's escaped the cube inside of the cube. No worries.
Ah Evil got it.
No, Darth, this Leafar is a nihilist; there's nothing to be afraid of.Also, he likes the Eagles, man.
So closer to the Warrior then?
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So closer to the Warrior then?No, Darth, this Leafar is a nihilist; there's nothing to be afraid of.Also, he likes the Eagles, man.
You run, run, runaway
It's your heart that you betrayFeeding on your hungry eyes
I bet you're not so civilized
Well isn't love primitive?
A wild gift that you wanna give
Break out of captivity
And follow me stereo jungle child
Love is the kill
Your heart's still wild
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang!
I am the warrior
Well I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the warrior, the warrior
You talk, talk, talk to me
Your eyes touch me physically
Stay with me we'll take the night
As passion takes another bite, oh
Who's the hunter, who's the game?
I feel the beat call your name
I hold you close in victory
I don't wanna tame your animal style
You won't be caged in the call of the wild
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang!
I am the warrior
Well I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the warrior, the warrior
I am the warrior
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang!
I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the warrior, the warrior
AAAAGGH! Beetles are spitting acid in my face!So...
>.>
<.<
...I can haz pie now?
Sure.
*throws banana cream pie at courtfool*
You should have ducked.
I am immune to your Mind Fogs and Banishments! I shall cast the 10th level spell GREATER WISH on you, which I will use to send you away to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell! BEGONE!!!*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
I have permanent Protection from Law and I'm wearing my ring of EPIC Spell turning. So you BEGONE!
I have permanent Protection from Law and I'm wearing my ring of EPIC spell turning. So you BEGONE!I am immune to your Mind Fogs and Banishments! I shall cast the 10th level spell GREATER WISH on you, which I will use to send you away to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell! BEGONE!!!*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
Using Greater Wish I reverse your Protection from Law into Protection from Chaos, and then I turn your Ring of EPIC spell turning into a Ring of Spell Harming, which makes you even more vulnerable to my magical spells. NOW YOU BEGONE!!!!!!!
rubs some Tide on a spot
STAIN BE GONE!!!
This is really unfair that I have to fight all of you guys by myself, but that's okay, I am used to it...
I cast Resurrection on you Aberzombie, you are now ALIVE! (Then I cast Mass Charm on you too). ARISE, LORD ABER!!!
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rubs some Tide on a spot
STAIN BE GONE!!!
This is really unfair that I have to fight all of you guys by myself, but that's okay, I am used to it...
I cast Resurrection on you Aberzombie, you are now ALIVE! (Then I cast Mass Charm on you too). ARISE, LORD ABER!!!
I'm going to borrow a phrase from Heathy....
Go bite a wombat.
I am immune to your Mind Fogs and Banishments! I shall cast the 10th level spell GREATER WISH on you, which I will use to send you away to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell! BEGONE!!!*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
I have permanent Protection from Law and I'm wearing my ring of EPIC Spell turning. So you BEGONE!
Permanent Protection from Law does nothing against Leafar, we already proved he's not lawful.
Using Greater Wish I reverse your Protection from Law into Protection from Chaos....
Now you are protected against Leafar! That is great! Did you do that on purpose?
Using Greater Wish I reverse your Protection from Law into Protection from Chaos, and then I turn your Ring of EPIC spell turning into a Ring of Spell Harming, which makes you even more vulnerable to my magical spells. NOW YOU BEGONE!!!!!!!I have permanent Protection from Law and I'm wearing my ring of EPIC spell turning. So you BEGONE!I am immune to your Mind Fogs and Banishments! I shall cast the 10th level spell GREATER WISH on you, which I will use to send you away to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell! BEGONE!!!*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
Two things: 1. You don't get this many actions in a round therefore you cannot do all of this, I would choose wisely. 2. BEFORE you are able to do ANY OF THIS, my ring goes off and sends you to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell which means you then have to somehow figure out how to get back here which then allows me a full round to do whatever I can come up with to send you away again. So, short answer, you cannot win. Give up now while you still have your dignity.................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ......lol.
While you are gone I cast many buff and protection spells. Don't worry you will find out soon enough what they are.
I am immune to your Mind Fogs and Banishments! I shall cast the 10th level spell GREATER WISH on you, which I will use to send you away to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell! BEGONE!!!*Casts Mind Fog on Leafar*
*Casts Banishment on Leafar*
I have permanent Protection from Law and I'm wearing my ring of EPIC Spell turning. So you BEGONE!
Permanent Protection from Law does nothing against Leafar, we already proved he's not lawful.
Using Greater Wish I reverse your Protection from Law into Protection from Chaos....Now you are protected against Leafar! That is great! Did you do that on purpose?
We'll that's just it, Mr. the Lost BELIEVES he is lawful therefore saying you have protection from law makes it sound like you have protection from him. Which then causes him to waste a round circumventing that which gives you the opportunity to really nail him to the cross, so to speak.
rubs some Tide on a spot
STAIN BE GONE!!!
This is really unfair that I have to fight all of you guys by myself, but that's okay, I am used to it...
I cast Resurrection on you Aberzombie, you are now ALIVE! (Then I cast Mass Charm on you too). ARISE, LORD ABER!!!
I'm going to borrow a phrase from Heathy....
Go bite a wombat.
Poor Wombats, pretty soon the will be covered with viscous bite marks from the <<Redacted>>
Two things: 1. You don't get this many actions in a round therefore you cannot do all of this, I would choose wisely. 2. BEFORE you are able to do ANY OF THIS, my ring goes off and sends you to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell which means you then have to somehow figure out how to get back here which then allows me a full round to do whatever I can come up with to send you away again. So, short answer, you cannot win. Give up now while you still have your dignity...lol.
While you are gone I cast many buff and protection spells. Don't worry you will find out soon enough what they are.
Dignity? How dare you question me about dignity?!?! This war must now come to an END! Yes, I will wish myself out of the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell, but instead of reappearing in front of you I will instead teleport myself to the very heart of Mairkuria! Yes, Mairkurion, I did not forget about you! In my left hand I hold the Orb of Oblivion and in my right hand I hold the Amulet of Annihilation! If anyone makes one move against me these two all-powerful, ancient artifacts will touch, and the Nation of Mairkuria will CEASE TO EXIST!!!
If the Mairkurion surrenders now, then I will spare his nation and allow him to depart in peace. You have one day to decide the fate of your nation! This War ends now! Make your choice!!!
Two things: 1. You don't get this many actions in a round therefore you cannot do all of this, I would choose wisely. 2. BEFORE you are able to do ANY OF THIS, my ring goes off and sends you to the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell which means you then have to somehow figure out how to get back here which then allows me a full round to do whatever I can come up with to send you away again. So, short answer, you cannot win. Give up now while you still have your dignity...lol.
While you are gone I cast many buff and protection spells. Don't worry you will find out soon enough what they are.
Dignity? How dare you question me about dignity?!?! This war must now come to an END! Yes, I will wish myself out of the Outer Reaches of the Universe where the Old Ones dwell, but instead of reappearing in front of you I will instead teleport myself to the very heart of Mairkuria! Yes, Mairkurion, I did not forget about you! In my left hand I hold the Orb of Oblivion and in my right hand I hold the Amulet of Annihilation! If anyone makes one move against me these two all-powerful, ancient artifacts will touch, and the Nation of Mairkuria will CEASE TO EXIST!!!
If the Mairkurion surrenders now, then I will spare his nation and allow him to depart in peace. You have one day to decide the fate of your nation! This War ends now! Make your choice!!!
How unfortunate for you that I happen to be visiting Mairkurion. *Casts Time Stop* I'll just take these. *takes Orb of Oblivion and Amulet of Annihilation* *Takes out Magic Marker* *gives Leafer a "hitler" mustache* *Opens portal to pocket dimension beneath Leafar's feet* *Time Stop ends*
Have a nice trip!
How unfortunate for you that I happen to be visiting Mairkurion. *Casts Time Stop* I'll just take these. *takes Orb of Oblivion and Amulet of Annihilation* *Takes out Magic Marker* *gives Leafer a "hitler" mustache* *Opens portal to pocket dimension beneath Leafar's feet* *Time Stop ends*
Have a nice trip!
I will have a nice trip, but you are coming with me! When the Time Stop ends, I quickly grab your foot and take you down with me into the pocket dimension with me. I cast Time Stop, then Permancy on you, then I take back the Orb of Oblivion and Amulet of Annihilation, I quickly wipe off the Hitler mustache, I jump put of the pocket dimension, and I use a Greater Wish to close it forever. Mairkuria is mine!!!!
I will have a nice trip, but you are coming with me! When the Time Stop ends, I quickly grab your foot and take you down with me into the pocket dimension with me. I cast Time Stop, then Permancy on you, then I take back the Orb of Oblivion and Amulet of Annihilation, I quickly wipe off the Hitler mustache, I jump put of the pocket dimension, and I use a Greater Wish to close it forever. Mairkuria is mine!!!!How unfortunate for you that I happen to be visiting Mairkurion. *Casts Time Stop* I'll just take these. *takes Orb of Oblivion and Amulet of Annihilation* *Takes out Magic Marker* *gives Leafer a "hitler" mustache* *Opens portal to pocket dimension beneath Leafar's feet* *Time Stop ends*
Have a nice trip!
I'm sorry, your CMB roll did not beat my CMD. So you are in the dimension by yourself. Also, Permancy is not a spell. Permanency is. You cannot jump put. You have failed yet again. That leaves the score Me-5 You-0. At this rate you will never win.
*Casts Greater Wish*
I wish Leafar the Lost never finds a way out of the pocket dimension he is in.
I'm sorry, your CMB roll did not beat my CMD. So you are in the dimension by yourself. Also, Permancy is not a spell. Permanency is. You cannot jump put. You have failed yet again. That leaves the score Me-5 You-0. At this rate you will never win.
*Casts Greater Wish*
I wish Leafar the Lost never finds a way out of the pocket dimension he is in.
I cast Greater Wish and say, "I wish that me and JMD031 trade places!" Then I cast a second Greater Wish and say, "I wish that JMD031 cannot trade places with me forever!" Now you are in the Pocket Dimension of Pain, and I am back in Mairkuria. Check and Mate!
Silly noobs still using 9th level spells. Let me show how we do it back in my hood.*VM casts Epic Magic: GM Wish, exchanging JMD031 and Leafar places and then lowering all of Leafars scores to 7* Of course my hood is not much of a hood since I'm the only 40 level gestalt brokengish/overpowergish I know, but you get my meaning.
Silly noobs still using 9th level spells. Let me show how we do it back in my hood.*VM casts Epic Magic: GM Wish, exchanging JMD031 and Leafar places and then lowering all of Leafars scores to 7* Of course my hood is not much of a hood since I'm the only 40 level gestalt brokengish/overpowergish I know, but you get my meaning.
Yeah, I get your meaning, because I'm a 41st level Wizard myself. I use a 20th level spell called PRIMAL WISH that reverses everything you did to me, lowers all of your scores to "3" and returns me to the Land of Leafar. The I put up a permanent Anti-Magic shield around it. I will live to fight another day. The WAR is not over yet. Mairkuria will be mine one day!
I'm sorry, your CMB roll did not beat my CMD. So you are in the dimension by yourself. Also, Permancy is not a spell. Permanency is. You cannot jump put. You have failed yet again. That leaves the score Me-5 You-0. At this rate you will never win.
*Casts Greater Wish*
I wish Leafar the Lost never finds a way out of the pocket dimension he is in.
I cast Greater Wish and say, "I wish that me and JMD031 trade places!" Then I cast a second Greater Wish and say, "I wish that JMD031 cannot trade places with me forever!" Now you are in the Pocket Dimension of Pain, and I am back in Mairkuria. Check and Mate!
Sorry, your initial wish fizzles as it is prevented by my wish. My wish is that you NEVER FIND A WAY OUT. So attempting to do so is futile. In fact there is nothing you can do to escape because all attempts will be met with disaster as the wording of my wish prevents you from ever finding a way out of the pocket dimension. Me-6 You-0.
Anyone else getting a feeling like you are watching a couple of children argue over who shot who with their laser guns?
Yeah, I'm going to wander off this thread before this becomes too silly.
Yeah, I'm going to wander off this thread before this becomes too silly.
That simply is unpossible.
Anyone else getting a feeling like you are watching a couple of children argue over who shot who with their laser guns?
It is like watching Jerry Springer or the first shows of a new American Idol season. It makes me feel better about myself.
Sorry, your initial wish fizzles as it is prevented by my wish. My wish is that you NEVER FIND A WAY OUT. So attempting to do so is futile. In fact there is nothing you can do to escape because all attempts will be met with disaster as the wording of my wish prevents you from ever finding a way out of the pocket dimension. Me-6 You-0.I'm sorry, your CMB roll did not beat my CMD. So you are in the dimension by yourself. Also, Permancy is not a spell. Permanency is. You cannot jump put. You have failed yet again. That leaves the score Me-5 You-0. At this rate you will never win.
*Casts Greater Wish*
I wish Leafar the Lost never finds a way out of the pocket dimension he is in.
I cast Greater Wish and say, "I wish that me and JMD031 trade places!" Then I cast a second Greater Wish and say, "I wish that JMD031 cannot trade places with me forever!" Now you are in the Pocket Dimension of Pain, and I am back in Mairkuria. Check and Mate!
I don't need to do anything to escape this pocket dimension, because with one PRIMAL WISH I can make this never happen. I wish that your father was infertile. That means you were never born, so this battle never happened, and I was never put into this pocket dimension in the first place. You no longer exist, or are moved to the next, adjacent, temporal dimension.
I don't need to do anything to escape this pocket dimension, because with one PRIMAL WISH I can make this never happen. I wish that your father was infertile. That means you were never born, so this battle never happened, and I was never put into this pocket dimension in the first place. You no longer exist, or are moved to the next, adjacent, temporal dimension.Sorry, your initial wish fizzles as it is prevented by my wish. My wish is that you NEVER FIND A WAY OUT. So attempting to do so is futile. In fact there is nothing you can do to escape because all attempts will be met with disaster as the wording of my wish prevents you from ever finding a way out of the pocket dimension. Me-6 You-0.I'm sorry, your CMB roll did not beat my CMD. So you are in the dimension by yourself. Also, Permancy is not a spell. Permanency is. You cannot jump put. You have failed yet again. That leaves the score Me-5 You-0. At this rate you will never win.
*Casts Greater Wish*
I wish Leafar the Lost never finds a way out of the pocket dimension he is in.
I cast Greater Wish and say, "I wish that me and JMD031 trade places!" Then I cast a second Greater Wish and say, "I wish that JMD031 cannot trade places with me forever!" Now you are in the Pocket Dimension of Pain, and I am back in Mairkuria. Check and Mate!
Spell fizzles as it is an attempt to escape. Me-7 You-0.
Spell fizzles as it is an attempt to escape. Me-7 You-0.I don't need to do anything to escape this pocket dimension, because with one PRIMAL WISH I can make this never happen. I wish that your father was infertile. That means you were never born, so this battle never happened, and I was never put into this pocket dimension in the first place. You no longer exist, or are moved to the next, adjacent, temporal dimension.Sorry, your initial wish fizzles as it is prevented by my wish. My wish is that you NEVER FIND A WAY OUT. So attempting to do so is futile. In fact there is nothing you can do to escape because all attempts will be met with disaster as the wording of my wish prevents you from ever finding a way out of the pocket dimension. Me-6 You-0.I'm sorry, your CMB roll did not beat my CMD. So you are in the dimension by yourself. Also, Permancy is not a spell. Permanency is. You cannot jump put. You have failed yet again. That leaves the score Me-5 You-0. At this rate you will never win.
*Casts Greater Wish*
I wish Leafar the Lost never finds a way out of the pocket dimension he is in.
I cast Greater Wish and say, "I wish that me and JMD031 trade places!" Then I cast a second Greater Wish and say, "I wish that JMD031 cannot trade places with me forever!" Now you are in the Pocket Dimension of Pain, and I am back in Mairkuria. Check and Mate!
No, it doesn't, because there was never anything to escape from. You never existed.
Anyways, with that problem out of the way, let's resume the party.
*passes out party hats*