Pull out my gun and rob them?
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
Pull out my gun and rob them?
You'd be sad to find out that's all the money they had, and they left their wallet in their other pants.
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.
Pull out my gun and rob them?You'd be sad to find out that's all the money they had, and they left their wallet in their other pants.
Sad? Nah, man, happiness is a warm gun.
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.
Exactly. It's not that I'm bad at what I do... it's that I really want to win on numbers.
I guess it'd be wrong to ask them to go online and put that 2.73 into a Paizo gift certificate, rather than give me cash?
My suspicious nature would prevent me from accepting. I'd have to run off screaming at the top of my lungs.
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.
+1
I guess it'd be wrong to ask them to go online and put that 2.73 into a Paizo gift certificate, rather than give me cash?
Not from where I'm sitting.
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.+1
Hey, stop wasting my hard work!
I guess it'd be wrong to ask them to go online and put that 2.73 into a Paizo gift certificate, rather than give me cash?Not from where I'm sitting.
On a drying rack?
I would give it back. Because no one would be willing to give me 2.73 to do anything I would ever want to do.
If I had the other $7.27 go get a rock.
If I had the other $7.27 go get a rock.
That's what sheen said!
Get a klondike bar?
Tell him that it isn't necessary and when he insists, I go buy an ice cream cone; chocolate to be specific, and offer my daughter one as well.
Give it to Mon-el to get a better haircut.
I'd reply, "sorry, but it's two decimal places to the right for that reach around."
As the title asks...
I'd hand them a Klondike bar.
Ask them why they just gave me the money that roughly equals the value of the raw chemicals in a human body.
Give it to Mon-el to get a better haircut.
Did you hear spanky, he has joined the Green Lantern Corps now.
Get a soda and a bag of caramel corn, without the damned peanuts
I would assume that it's another benefit of being in the mysterious "Pen 15" club.
Look for signs of the crazys and back away slowly.
I think we can deduce that they already gave him a "tip."I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.You don't even ask for a tip?! Wow, you must really love your job.
If only they'd stopped there. I've got scabs on my uvula! The brutes.
Put it on my metrocard, with thanks.
Then I'm supposed to give them a Canadian quarter in return and say "the falcon has landed." And make sure I'm not followed.
I'd scurry away while chuckling maniacally and counting my monies.
I would provide them with the 21.84 seconds of legal advice that they purchased. This largely consists of me sighing deeply, and saying "Well, it depends..."
~SCREAMS in horror~ $500 an hour? You are SOOOO not worth it!
~grins~
I would provide them with the 21.84 seconds of legal advice that they purchased. This largely consists of me sighing deeply, and saying "Well, it depends..."~SCREAMS in horror~ $500 an hour? You are SOOOO not worth it!
~grins~
You do know that every time you make Unfrozen Pony Lawyer reply to you, he adds it to your bill? By now, you already owe him all your miniatures and most of your RPG books.
And don't complain. It's your own fault for not reading the fine print. Plus complaining gets another reply, aka more of your loot.
Hop in a time machine to the late 90s and buy a pack of smokes.
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[plug]Tell him 30 Haunts for Houses is currently on sale for $2.09 and he can have 64 cents back.[/plug]