If you were given a million dollars, what would you do with it?


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What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

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Wolfthulhu wrote:

What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

QFT

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Wolfthulhu wrote:

What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

Best fiscal advice ever.

Grand Lodge

THAT explains the national debt!


Sebastian wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

Best fiscal advice ever.

Wolfy is proud to support his local small business entrepreneurs.


Sebastian wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

Best fiscal advice ever.

It's a violent torpedo of truth. I'm living it and I'm winning it! Forget the rest of these sad trolls and their lottery ticket pipe dreams. I've cashed in and my tickets are being bought and everyone's lining up to see the main attraction. Stay tuned to the news because this meteorologist predicts a forecast of heavy snow this spring.

Blow and goddesses. Winning combo, duh!


A million dollars would never be able to soak up the same mess a million sham-wows could.


Charlie Sheen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

Best fiscal advice ever.

It's a violent torpedo of truth. I'm living it and I'm winning it! Forget the rest of these sad trolls and their lottery ticket pipe dreams. I've cashed in and my tickets are being bought and everyone's lining up to see the main attraction. Stay tuned to the news because this meteorologist predicts a forecast of heavy snow this spring.

Blow and goddesses. Winning combo, duh!

Tigerblood!


Make a supervillain suit, make a supervillain lair, and start plotting. Best part is that only superheroes have to register!

The rest would be needed to get the services of a logopedian. Making proper evil laughs is harder than people think.

Admittedly, it would be a budget beginning... but one day... one day... THEY WILL ALL RUE THE DAY THEY LAUGHED AT ME!!!

*laugh withheld due to insufficient training*


And then, I would abolish the fourth wall


Sissyl wrote:

Making proper evil laughs is harder than people think.

It is difficult to learn, but I've learned an at home fix for it. Just start GMing some games and kill off players randomly. It doesn't matter if it's by accident or on purpose the results are the same. Slowly your heart will harden and you'll begin to enjoy seeing the fear in the eyes of your players. At first you'll feel bad for the players then you'll learn to feed off their fear. The evil laugh just starts coming naturally after that.

Silver Crusade

Every time I look at this thread I still get that goddamn Barenaked Ladies song in my head.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Every time I look at this thread I still get that g#+@~!n Barenaked Ladies song in my head.

I shouldn't laugh.


put it into stocks during a depression then sell when we get out ex: buy stocks for 1 cents each then sell for 500 dollars each. You buy two million stocks and make 50 trillion dollars which I would use to buy up all the company's I could so that I get even more money until I control every single company and also the world.

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