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Our group's Bard is a rather creative type, singing appropriate songs during her Bardic Music. Since we're in Westcrown, a city full of Asmodeous worshipers, the Bard has composed a couple of Tribute songs to fit the occasion.
Enjoy!
--- Asmdeous Loves Me (to the tune of Jesus Loves Me) ---
Asmodeous owns me, this I know.
For the Hellspawn tell me so.
Little imps to him belong.
They are meek, but never wrong.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
The Hellspawn tell me so.
Asmodeous owns me, since I've lied.
Hellish gates do open wide.
He will supp' upon my soul.
And throw me in his Hellish hole.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
The Hellspawn tell me so.
Asmodeous owns me, owns me still.
Since I'm enslaved to his will.
From his iron throne below.
He knows of each and every lie.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
The Hellspawn tell me so.
Asmodeous owns me, I will pay.
No matter how well I obey.
He's prepared a cell for me.
And some day his face I'll see.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
Yes, Asmodeous owns me.
The Hellspawn tell me so.
--- Asmodeous (to the tune of Notorious by Duran Duran) ---
As-as-Asmodeous. Asmodeous. Ah. As-as-Asmodeous.
He won't care about you.
Burns the flesh from your form.
He'll do fine without you.
He's one that won't compromise.
Lies come easy from his eyes.
They always slide right on out.
Not gonna worry 'bout it.
Lay on your holy judgments.
Who says we're scared of your God?
[CHORUS]
You may have GP;
You can call the witness.
He'll leave you burn-y.
Don't lemure with his Hellishness.
You pay the clerics to justify Detectin' Evil.
I heard your Smiting, but I don't believe it.
That's why He's done it again. As-as-Asmodeous.
Imps will keep the secrets (uh)
So long as mortals make bargains.
Fools run rings to void contract.
Something they'll never avoid.
Grand Asmodeous slam (bam).
And who really gives a damn for a shiny Paladin?
Don't ask me to bleed for you;
I need His blood to survive.
[CHORUS]
That's why He's done it again. As-as-Asmodeous.
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
That's why He's done it again. As. As.
That's why He's done it again. As-as-Asmodeous.
That's why He's done it again. As-as-Asmodeous.
As-as-Asmodeous. Yeah.
That's why He's done it again. As-as-Asmodeous.
As-as-Asmodeous. Yeah.
That's why He's done it again. As-as-Asmodeous.
As-as-Asmodeous.
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-JLA