It's Chuck Norris Birthday today! Huzzah!
You mean he's a PISCES?!?!?
It's also Adam Daigle's birthday today. Coincidence?
taig wrote: It's also Adam Daigle's birthday today. Coincidence? It's also the 90th anniversary of White Castles. Coincidence?
Chuck Norris can celebrate his birthday whenever he likes, his mom was in labor for 365 days!
Studpuffin wrote: taig wrote: It's also Adam Daigle's birthday today. Coincidence? It's also the 90th anniversary of White Castles. Coincidence? It's also International Awesomeness Day, Mario Day, Salvation Army Day, US Paper Money Day, and World Kidney Day. This surely cannot be a coincidence.
taig wrote: Studpuffin wrote: taig wrote: It's also Adam Daigle's birthday today. Coincidence? It's also the 90th anniversary of White Castles. Coincidence? It's also International Awesomeness Day, Mario Day, Salvation Army Day, US Paper Money Day, and World Kidney Day. This surely cannot be a coincidence.
Actually, I'm pretty sure the Mario Day thing is a coincidence. Chuck Norris was the one who actually defeated Donkey Kong.
taig wrote: Studpuffin wrote: taig wrote: It's also Adam Daigle's birthday today. Coincidence? It's also the 90th anniversary of White Castles. Coincidence? It's also International Awesomeness Day, Mario Day, Salvation Army Day, US Paper Money Day, and World Kidney Day. This surely cannot be a coincidence.
You forgot the most important thing, it's Meatloaf day at my house!!! :D
Damn and I have to work, they have a white castle van drving around downtown with free sliders.
I just drove by White Castle HQ yesterday. Coincidence? My mother used to work there. Coincidence? I can't stand eating sliders. Coincidence?
Urizen wrote: I just drove by White Castle HQ yesterday. Coincidence? My mother used to work there. Coincidence? I can't stand eating sliders. Coincidence? My Grandma retired from there years back. Coincidence?
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
The earth is so afraid of Chuck Norris that he only has had twenty birthdays. It just skips over this part of its orbit every year. That's why we have leap year, to get the count right.
Now that's a resurrection...
Chuck Norris can play chords on a trombone.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pie.
Chuck Norris knows how many elements are in the Set of all things that have never been imagined.
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