Deep 6 FaWtL

[John Napier 698]

Haggis? :)

[John Napier 698]

It's good now that I can make some jokes again, right?

[Kileanna]

Welcome to naked land, John!
Summer is near.

[John Napier 698]

facepalm *Gets dressed* "Avert thine eyes, fair maidens, lest you die laughing."

[Good Kjeldorn]

*Covers the view, in front of john, with a large piece of cloth*

Nothing to see here! Move along!

[Manly Balls, Executive Producer]

Gets out baseball bat. Smacks it against hand threateningly.

Hey buddy, you're blocking the webcam, and I'm already charging people 9.88 a month for SGILF.com.

[Rosita the Riveter]

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

We've got big balls
We've got big balls

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

[John Napier 698]

Throws hands in air in disgust. Wanders off to the Skyrim thread.

[captain yesterday]

It took me this long to realize you meant my Skyrim thread.

[NobodysHome]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

...snips out massive song about upper-class balls...

Oh, don't get me started. In our Skull & Shackles game we're about to host the huge pirates' ball, and a bunch of wayward "escort ladies" showed up. GothBard was rather appalled and offended that the AP basically said, "Oh, and your pirates are going to want to get laid, so here's a bunch of NPC w****s for you," but with Del's background GothBard was quite pleased that Del immediately moved in with them and declared that the first pirate to abuse the privilege of the House would be on a fast track to the Abyss in a burny sort of way. (She may be a "Life" Oracle, but her 4th and 5th level spells are very destruction-oriented.)

And the saddest part? My female PC moved into a whorehouse with a bunch of other whores for 100% background-related reasons, and considering what I've seen in other threads, I'm sure she wasn't the first.
(Though she may be the first to move in and NOT work there...)

[lynora]

John Napier 698 wrote:

So, there's a little bit of good news. I spoke to the bank and got the errant transaction narrowed down. They will block all further transactions from that source. It seems that the source had been skimming $40 from my account since June 2015. The bank will investigate. They also refunded an overdraft fee, so I've got bus money for next week.

And now, the bad news. I do know the person that's been doing this. The Pastor of the Church my Mother and I go to has a side job, selling Life Insurance. I had a policy with him, and I asked him to cancel it when my employer began offering insurance. Why pay twice for the same thing? Apparently, not only had he not cancelled the policy, but he reduced the premium from $100 to $40. And set things up so that it's done electronically, without my permission. And I have a very good memory.

I'll forgive him, of course. But I can't trust him anymore, and I no longer respect him.

Glad you were able to figure things out so it won't keep happening. Sorry that that person behaved so badly. That is awful. :(

At least now you can move forward.

[lynora]

Feeling kind of uninspired lately. I blame the heat. I do not function well in warm weather...

[NobodysHome]

lynora wrote:

Feeling kind of uninspired lately. I blame the heat. I do not function well in warm weather...

Take your clothes off. I heard it helps. :-P

[NobodysHome]

I claim friggin' Bingo!

One of my docs wrote:

...allowing you to achieve maximum business innovation...

That one's going into my scrapbook...

[Freehold DM]

lynora wrote:

Feeling kind of uninspired lately. I blame the heat. I do not function well in warm weather...

marries lynora when she isn't looking

[lisamarlene]

Really do not want to see haggis posts at the top of a page. Because... no. Just wrong.

[John Napier 698]

Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to the page break.

[lisamarlene]

So I was going to p.m. this to Nobody, but then I thought, nah, this needs to be public.

This Saturday, after coming home from a friend's daughter's birthday party at which Nobody's Family was also in attendance, I was telling Whingey Wizzard a story about Impus Major and how freaking awesome he is. (W.W. wasn't at the party.) And I referred to Input Major by his full name.

My daughter, who was eavesdropping, looked up and asked, "Do you mean [first name] Gamer?"
Me: "Yes, [first name, last name]".
Her: "Wait, what's a [last name]? I thought their last name was Gamer!"

[NobodysHome]

lisamarlene wrote:

So I was going to p.m. this to Nobody, but then I thought, nah, this needs to be public.

This Saturday, after coming home from a friend's daughter's birthday party at which Nobody's Family was also in attendance, I was telling Whingey Wizzard a story about Impus Major and how freaking awesome he is. (W.W. wasn't at the party.) And I referred to Input Major by his full name.

My daughter, who was eavesdropping, looked up and asked, "Do you mean [first name] Gamer?"
Me: "Yes, [first name, last name]".
Her: "Wait, what's a [last name]? I thought their last name was Gamer!"

Hey, "Impus Major Gamer" is just a frigging AWESOME name, any which way you slice it!

And, in the spirit of this page so far, get nekkid, you!

[captain yesterday]

lisamarlene wrote:

Really do not want to see haggis posts at the top of a page. Because... no. Just wrong.

Strides in wearing a Sheep Belly Thong.

No, no, it's okay, I'll change.

My feelings weren't hurt at all.

Turns around to cry.

[John Napier 698]

Tacticslion wrote:

I also don't know what it means, and I'm super okay with that. :D

A Weather Dominator is a Weather control device from the old '80s G.I.Joe cartoon. The humor is that Freehold got his at a COBRA Garage Sale. But why would anyone want to buy a garage, when you could build one? :)

[lisamarlene]

NobodysHome wrote:

Hey, "Impus Major Gamer" is just a frigging AWESOME name, any which way you slice it!

And, in the spirit of this page so far, get nekkid, you!

Sorry, whiskey, tango, foxtrot?

Besides, your wife has actually seen me naked relatively recently and she can attest, no one needs to see that, especially in daylight.

[lisamarlene]

John Napier 698 wrote:

It's good now that I can make some jokes again, right?

YES.

So glad that you found the culprit and are moving towards restitution.
What an utter asshat.

[John Napier 698]

lisamarlene wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

It's good now that I can make some jokes again, right?

YES.

So glad that you found the culprit and are moving towards restitution.
What an utter asshat.

Thanks, LisaMarlene.

[Cobra Commander]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

I also don't know what it means, and I'm super okay with that. :D

A Weather Dominator is a Weather control device from the old '80s G.I.Joe cartoon. The humor is that Freehold got his at a COBRA Garage Sale. But why would anyone want to buy a garage, when you could build one? :)

That is my Weather Dominator! Give it back!

[Vidmaster7]

Battery Sgt. Major Longears wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

<is a man of mystery people are always wondering about the other 5-6 of me.

If you want to see Vidmaster 1, I know where he is,

I know where he is,
I know where he is,
If you want to see Vidmaster 1, I know where he is,
He's hiding in I'm Hiding In Your Closet's closet.

I saw him, I saw him,
Hiding in I'm Hiding In Your Closet's closet (I saw him)
Hiding in I'm Hiding In Your Closet's closet.

If you want to see Vidmaster 2, I know where he is,
I know where he is,
I know where he is,
If you want to see Vidmaster 2, I know where he is,
He's grappling with a Succubus Paladin

I saw him, I saw him,
Grappling with a Palubus Succladin (I saw him)
Grappling with an Anadin Extra.

If you want to see Vidmaster 3, I know where he is,
I know where he is,
I know where he is,
If you want to see Vidmaster 3, I know where he is,
He's trying to escape from GoatToucher Island.

I saw him, I saw him,
Trying to escape from GoatToucher Island (I saw him)
Trying to escape from GoatToucher Island.

If you want to see Vidmaster 4, I know where he is,
I know where he is,
I know where he is,
If you want to see Vidmaster 4, I know where he is,
He's scraping the breadcrumbs off an old Scotch Egg.

I saw him, I saw him,
Scraping the breadcrumbs off an old Scotch Egg (I saw him)
Scraping the breadcrumbs off an old Scotch Egg.

If you want to see Vidmaster 5, I know where he is,
I know where he is,
I know where he is,
If you want to see Vidmaster 5, I know where he is,
He's rubbing a Cryohydra with Deep Heat.

I saw him, I saw him,
Rubbing a Cryohydra with Deep Heat (I saw him)
Rubbing a Cryohydra with Deep Heat.

If you want to see Vidmaster 6, I know where he is,
I know where he is,
I know where he is,
If you want to see Vidmaster 6, I know where he is,
He's putting blonde streaks in Number Seven's beard.

I saw him, I saw him,
Putting blonde streaks in Number Seven's beard (I saw him)
Putting blonde streaks in Number Seven's...

Wow.

[Kileanna]

Good morning/evening everybody!

[John Napier 698]

Good Morning, Kileanna. Just got home and winding down to go to bed.

[gran rey de los mono]

When does a car stop being a car? When it turns into a driveway.

[gran rey de los mono]

What do you call a completely average, ordinary, everyday potato? A commentator.

[gran rey de los mono]

Tragedy struck today when hundreds of soles were lost at a fire in the shoe factory.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why aren't you allowed to fart in an Apple store? Because there are no Windows.

[gran rey de los mono]

Beethoven: "Are you ready for some music?"
Crowd: "YEAH!!!"
Beethoven: "I can't hear you!"

[gran rey de los mono]

If you contract a bladder infection, urine trouble.

[gran rey de los mono]

Want to know the secret to a good egg roll? First, find a steep hill...

[Kileanna]

Ahhh, the puns of the morning. They have become a classic.

[gran rey de los mono]

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Easy. Just put a little boogey in it.

[gran rey de los mono]

I got drunk yesterday and swallowed some Scrabble tiles for a bet. Now I'm worried my next poop could spell disaster.

[gran rey de los mono]

Three guys walk into a bar. Why? Because they're blind.

[gran rey de los mono]

I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. Man, it really came out of the green.

[gran rey de los mono]

Apple is trying to design a new car, but they can't figure out how to install the Windows.

[gran rey de los mono]

Ever since I started napping in the fireplace I've been sleeping like a log.

[gran rey de los mono]

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.

[gran rey de los mono]

A guy was going to take her girlfriend to prom, so he had to get a tuxedo. He went to the rental shop, but there was a long line. So he waited, and eventually got a tuxedo.

Then he went to the florist to get a corsage. Again, there was a long line. He waited, and eventually got the corsage.

Then he went to the limo rental place, and there was a huge line there too! But he waited patiently, and eventually hired a limo for the big night.

Prom night arrived, and they danced for a while. His girlfriend said she was thirsty, and asked him to get her a glass of punch. He went to get it and there was no punch line.

[gran rey de los mono]

Three doctors were discussing their funeral plans. The dentist said "I'd like a white marble tombstone in the shape of a tooth". The cardiologist said "I like that idea! I'll get a stone in the shape of a heart." The gynecologist said "I think I better just settle for cremation."

[gran rey de los mono]

I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some times I'll just wait at a green light until I feel better about myself.

[Kileanna]

NobodysHome wrote:

lynora wrote:

Feeling kind of uninspired lately. I blame the heat. I do not function well in warm weather...

Take your clothes off. I heard it helps. :-P

That should help to transpire. Not to inspire. It's a slight difference.

[gran rey de los mono]

What about perspire?

[gran rey de los mono]

Husband: "Wow, honey, you look great today. Did you do something different with your hair?"

Wife: "I'm over here."