
Urinsane |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!

Urinsane |

Urinsane wrote:Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Buy him a drink and he'll give it to you for free!

Orthos |

Aberzombie wrote:I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
Mine's just full of mini-chocolate bars. Probably not the best thing to have before dentist trip this afternoon.

Drejk |

Urinsane wrote:What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Show would be more correct term...

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Aberzombie wrote:I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
What good is a desk if you can't stash it full of snacks?
Sadly, my desk is devoid of snacks. This makes me more likely to raid the vending machine, and there is nothing good for me in the vending machine.

Drejk |

Emperor7 wrote:What good is a desk if you can't stash it full of snacks?Aberzombie wrote:I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
*opens the drawer in his desk with hope in his heart* Nope. No snacks... Only father's tools :(

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Freehold DM wrote:I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
Loofahs? You mean falafel, right?

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Urinsane wrote:Loofahs? You mean falafel, right?Freehold DM wrote:I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
I'll take a pass on the used falafel.

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Crimson Jester wrote:So done with that job. Only was able to handle 1/2 a day. It was a Monday. In spades. Walked home, all 4 1/2 miles. Lost my Dr. Pepper about 1/4 a mile from work. It fell out of my hands and hit the lid just perfect to send it shooting like a rocket into Gypsum Creek 25 ft away.Holy cow. That bites. =(
Looking back on it a day later it was an amazing trajectory. I just wish my kids had not broken my coffee pot.

Freehold DM |

Winter IS coming....
Aberzombie wrote:I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.

Emperor7 |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I'll take a pass on the used falafel.Urinsane wrote:Loofahs? You mean falafel, right?Freehold DM wrote:I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
But a used loufa is OK? Ewww...

Urinsane |
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Urinsane wrote:What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
tick tock, tick tock
It'd be like watching a tennis match

Emperor7 |

Celestial Healer wrote:*opens the drawer in his desk with hope in his heart* Nope. No snacks... Only father's tools :(Emperor7 wrote:What good is a desk if you can't stash it full of snacks?Aberzombie wrote:I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
[Hot Shots, Part Deux?] I have my father's eyes. *opens box with two eyeballs*

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Aberzombie wrote:I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
Mmmmm.......squirrel.

aeglos |
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looks like I am going to Sweden next summer
Maiden plays the new Friends Arena in Stockholm on a saturday in july, and concidering that we did not actually see Maiden last time in Stoxkholm because of the rainstormwe will very likely try again
besides, I resently broke my Vasa cup and that was one of my top 4 cups, another good rason to re-visit there

Freehold DM |

Urinsane wrote:Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
It is not sinister, although it is quite dexterous.. Not for sale though.

Freehold DM |

Mililani Deccubus wrote:Buy him a drink and he'll give it to you for free!Urinsane wrote:Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
I have a witness on these very boards to just how low of an alcohol tolerance I have...

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Urinsane wrote:I have a witness on these very boards to just how low of an alcohol tolerance I have...Mililani Deccubus wrote:Buy him a drink and he'll give it to you for free!Urinsane wrote:Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Lightweight ;)

Urizen |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
You don't even extend me an invite? I see how it is.
Bastard.
:)

Urizen |

Urinsane wrote:What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.Lindisty wrote:It's like an ebony metronome!wanders in and is completely distracted from what she was gonna say by the nekkid FHDM
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Gives a whole new meaning to rocking out with their c*cks out.
Literally.

Sharoth |

Freehold DM wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
You don't even extend me an invite? I see how it is.
Bastard.
:)
It is because no one like you. ~pouts~ or me.

Sharoth |

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Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
You don't even extend me an invite? I see how it is.
Bastard.
:)
It would be too much fawsome with hd and Moorluck alone. Adding you would cause a fawthole to develop. I need you with me, ch, and maybe tequila on alternate weekends. We can be the league of extraordinary gentlemen.

Sharoth |

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Freehold DM |

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For a minute there I thought you were shooting up your workplace... Do you want to talk about it, dragon?