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gran rey de los mono wrote: The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how hard I practice and how good I may get to be, I'll never be able to beat a wall. That wall is relentless.
Love Mitch Hedburg jokes. He was taken from us too soon.
<love them so much i'm nekkid now.>
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
(Obviously, not really, but go with it. For the lulz.)
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I'm here for whatever you need, as long as it doesn't involve getting off the couch.
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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking for one.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: I'm here for whatever you need, as long as it doesn't involve getting off the couch. Hmmmmmmmm
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Sometimes waking up means the best part of my day is over.
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I'm going to live forever or die trying.
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Since tomatoes are technically a fruit, does that mean ketchup is technically a fruit smoothie?
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Since tomatoes are technically a fruit, does that mean ketchup is technically a fruit smoothie? I really feel their a failure of classification.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. And then things get worse.
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Earlier today a book fell on my head. I have only myshelf to blame.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. And then things get worse. That is not even funny its just a sad truth.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how difficult it was.
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It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend to listen.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Sometimes I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. I have a thread sort of about that.
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I'm stuck somewhere between not playing my cards right and not playing with a full deck.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: I'm stuck somewhere between not playing my cards right and not playing with a full deck. That means its time to go fish.
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One should always take life with a grain of salt. And a lemon wedge. And some tequila.
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Everything magically becomes 100 times louder when you're trying to not wake a baby.
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Never underestimate my wife's ability to make everything my fault.
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I could be a morning person. If morning started in the afternoon.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Never underestimate my wife's ability to make everything my fault. I mean from what I've read she might have a point.
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All I'm saying is, why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on getting old.
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Does anyone else think it odd that we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Or drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Or call them buildings when they've already been built?
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes my wife suspicious.
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Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Including human.
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I wish my refrigerator had glass doors. Then I wouldn't have to leave the door open while I pondered my next move.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I keep thinking "Yeah, that's never gonna happen".
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The harder it is to reach, the more intense the itch.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Does anyone else think it odd that we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Or drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Or call them buildings when they've already been built?
Also
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards?
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Morning is the time of day when people are jealous of the unemployed.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Especially human. FIFY
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I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, I don't have any film.
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I know the difference between right and wrong. Wrong is more fun.
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I wish all the girls who rejected me in high school could see just how many Pokemon I've caught.
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In my spare time (HA, spare time, that's a good joke right there), I like to read, write, and fall in love with unattainable people.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends separately?
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I used to work at IKEA, and before the start of each shift all the employees would have a meeting with the manager. When I asked why, the manager pointed to a sign that said "Assembly required."
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gran rey de los mono wrote: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends separately? You clearly have never been a popular teenage high school girl.
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They say crime doesn't pay. Does that mean my job is illegal?
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The problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes the trouble shoots back.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: The problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes the trouble shoots back. *Squints at you*
DRAW!
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Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: Never underestimate my wife's ability to make everything my fault. I mean from what I've read she might have a point. Please don't take her side.
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Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends separately? You clearly have never been a popular teenage high school girl. That's what you think.
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Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: The problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes the trouble shoots back. *Squints at you*
DRAW! I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: The problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes the trouble shoots back. *Squints at you*
DRAW! I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Really your gonna get me with a taylor swift song.
You low down dirty dog!
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Nekkid Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how hard I practice and how good I may get to be, I'll never be able to beat a wall. That wall is relentless.
Love Mitch Hedburg jokes. He was taken from us too soon.
<love them so much i'm nekkid now.> Although you can beat the wall. You just have to play a really old and sodden one. Eventually you'll hit a backhand straight through it.
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You know, despite it having been how ever many years, every time I see your name Kajehase, I keep thinking it means "caged rabbit". I don't know why.
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