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Oh, the number of times I've wanted to burn the hotel down is ridiculous. I haven't done it yet. Yet.Im more and more convinced, the longer I am in this job, that jail time for arsony would probably be worth it.I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.
Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?
Correct.
In other news, I got confirmation that I'm being shipped out to the DC suburbs for another week of paradise. Oh Joy. Leave on Sunday.
I'm very, very sick of not being allowed to hire an on-site technician for this office. I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.
Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?
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A new challenge, peeing on crickets.
It's not as easy as it sounds.
Oh, those notorious post-show shenanigans with Buddy Holly and the lads.
'Widdley pat, and sing to me love's story' indeed.
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Oh, the number of times I've wanted to burn the hotel down is ridiculous. I haven't done it yet. Yet.Im more and more convinced, the longer I am in this job, that jail time for arsony would probably be worth it.I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.
Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?
Correct.
In other news, I got confirmation that I'm being shipped out to the DC suburbs for another week of paradise. Oh Joy. Leave on Sunday.
I'm very, very sick of not being allowed to hire an on-site technician for this office. I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.
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{prepares to steal red Swingline stapler}
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This day is sucking less. Possibly due to the japanese snacks and new bag that was waiting for me when I came in. Maybe.
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Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?Oh, the number of times I've wanted to burn the hotel down is ridiculous. I haven't done it yet. Yet.Im more and more convinced, the longer I am in this job, that jail time for arsony would probably be worth it.I'd say "you gotta be joking" but as I have broken bottles open with you, I know you are not.These are the same people that call one of their company IT person's personal cell phones at 10pm wondering what the hotel WIFI password is.Maybe the guy thought the pancakes were going to tell him he looked good today.
Isn't stuff like what time breakfast is also on info cards in the rooms?
Correct.
In other news, I got confirmation that I'm being shipped out to the DC suburbs for another week of paradise. Oh Joy. Leave on Sunday.
I'm very, very sick of not being allowed to hire an on-site technician for this office. I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.
The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time?
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The high schoolers at work are multiplying, now there's four of them.
Must be something in the water.
This is why I bring my own water.
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Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time?
Well, there's arson and bacon; arson, sausage, and bacon; arson and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], arson, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], sausage, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, [REDACTED], tomato, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], arson, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], baked beans, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried arsonist on top and [REDACTED].
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You had me until you said truffle pate.
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You had me until you said truffle pate.
After that catered dinner party with the Americans, the health inspector said we can't serve the salmon mousse anymore.
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I'm digging the best holes today, I think I might live in one.
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You've now managed to name two things my cat won't eat.
EDIT: The smarter one. The dumber one, aka "Confused-by-Dust", will eat most anything we put in front of her.
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Setting things on fire is always a solution worth considering.
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I concur.
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Well, there's arson and bacon; arson, sausage, and bacon; arson and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], arson, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], sausage, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, [REDACTED], tomato, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], arson, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], baked beans, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried arsonist on top and [REDACTED].Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time?
These are a few of your favourite thiiiings!
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Today I learned why rabbits have fur.
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I got my shipping email for my 2nd edition subs, should only take 2-5 days to get here.
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Something bad happened at work today. Cant discuss it but...yeesh. Not sure I want tomorrow to come.
No, not suicidal or anything!!! Just...not happy.
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Something bad happened at work today. Cant discuss it but...yeesh. Not sure I want tomorrow to come.
No, not suicidal or anything!!! Just...not happy.
I can dig you a hole to hide in, I can even dig it adjacent to mine.
We can be tunnel buddies.
A song that defines a generation more than any in history.
(No, it's not a RickRoll. Yes, it is a joke. It may, however, be accurate.)
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Tala is preggers and I couldn't be happier. I am it appears a hypocritical bastard and I don't care. Imma be a pappy!
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Tala is preggers and I couldn't be happier. I am it appears a hypocritical bastard and I don't care. Imma be a pappy!
Gratz!
Something bad happened at work today. Cant discuss it but...yeesh. Not sure I want tomorrow to come.
No, not suicidal or anything!!! Just...not happy.
Good luck and I do hope that work improves tomorrow.
Something bad happened at work today. Cant discuss it but...yeesh. Not sure I want tomorrow to come.
No, not suicidal or anything!!! Just...not happy.
I can dig you a hole to hide in, I can even dig it adjacent to mine.
We can be tunnel buddies.
that sounds good.
I dont even need any milkmaids.
Tala is preggers and I couldn't be happier. I am it appears a hypocritical bastard and I don't care. Imma be a pappy!
wait, what?!
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Yep. It’s official. I got sunburned in Scotland on a partly-cloudy day while wearing sunscreen. The sun, she hates me.
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I can relate to that SOOOO HARD. I once Got a moon burn while swimming at night.
I don't even wanna drive 250 miles.
♫ I would walk 500 miles ♫
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
♫ Just to be the something something ♫
♫ Why did I ever buy a Ford ♫
I feel like that is every country song ever right there.
Weirdo who thinks name dropping a bunch or people in the company will magically create him a room at our sold out hotel....
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Best answer 11/10
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Tala is preggers and I couldn't be happier. I am it appears a hypocritical bastard and I don't care. Imma be a pappy!wait, what?!
Ok, see, when a man and a woman hump each other very much...
I am excited and terrified and nervous and confident and pretty much every male stereotype of how to panic but still be super happy about this scenario.
Every FaWtLer with spawn: Best piece of advice?
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Oh the irony of this occurring not one page after cracking wise about not having children is indeed not lost upon me.
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Who are you and what have you done with VE?
Something bad happened at work today. Cant discuss it but...yeesh. Not sure I want tomorrow to come.
No, not suicidal or anything!!! Just...not happy.
I can dig you a hole to hide in, I can even dig it adjacent to mine.
We can be tunnel buddies.
I was right. You are a Dwarven Paragon.
Who are you and what have you done with VE?
Yo, this s~!$ was NOT planned. She was told she didn't ovulate for years, AND on birth control! We took two tests, cheap and expensive, and see a doctor legit asap.
I never asked for one per se, but once you DO make a human, nothing on earth matters in comparison from then on. I understood the reward the entire time; I was simply lazy.
Now that it's happening, I just trust the words of guys like Cap, NH, Tac, and LM, and more when they say "...but its 10x better than it is bad" and eagerly gather books on the subject.
Good luck with the books they are plentiful and are chalk full of mis-information. You probably know this already. I'm sure you know how to look for good research data.
Yup yup, but caution is always wise
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BTW I think there is literally a movie about someone in your shoes. Probably several movies. No kids. No kids. KIDS!
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I am excited and terrified and nervous and confident and pretty much every male stereotype of how to panic but still be super happy about this scenario.
Every FaWtLer with spawn: Best piece of advice?
When she asks if you think she's fat during the pregnancy ALWAYS say no, ALWAYS.
You'll both do great!
I'll have more obviously, but that's a start.
I'll also have the General come up with a list of the better books she found on the subject.