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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Whenever I tell the high school laborers at work to do anything they say "Aye Captain!"

The thing is, no one else at work knows about my Paizo Identity (they think RPG stands for rocket propelled grenades, which might also add to my legend ("dude, i heard he plays with RPGs on the weekend" "Is... Is that legal?").

Happy little coincidences are fun.

I note you never stated it is not both for you. Saturdays are tabletop; Sundays are military armaments.

I'm much deadlier with improvised weapons, I wouldn't want to waste my creativity on predetirmined armaments.


RPGs can be homemade, but generally buying the supplies gets you on a list.


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Oh once I told someone I didn't have kids because I had met THEIR kids. Man I felt great about that line. The woman didn't, but hey, she was the one bugging me.


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I meant axes, hammers, various types of saws, and spikes.

You know, the classics.

Silver Crusade

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March 1 2021 The day I am retiring from work. Selling the house here and getting the hell out of this state for good


How do you feed 1000 people with one regular loaf of bread? Easy. Just cut off the ends, and then you have endless bread.


I got pulled over the day, and as the cop was writing the ticket I noticed he was crying. I asked why, and he said "It's a moving violation."


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I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning, and now I'm not allowed to have any Sharpies.


My friend swept a girl off her feet today. He's a very aggressive janitor.


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.


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You're on a roll tonight *looks for butter and a knife*


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*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes


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Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?


I theorize its like the thing where you use too many signs and people just start ignoring signs. so basically people hear these pre-recorded/pre-rehearsed messages all day and eventually learn to just phase them out.


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lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Day 3 in Scotland: NobodysHome is trying to convince Shiro of the convenience and practicality (and affordability) of a castle in Scotland.
Not a chance. That's waaaaay too practical for Shiro.

OK. What about building his own castle from scratch?


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Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Day 3 in Scotland: NobodysHome is trying to convince Shiro of the convenience and practicality (and affordability) of a castle in Scotland.
Not a chance. That's waaaaay too practical for Shiro.
OK. What about building his own castle from scratch?

Or have one taken down, stone by stone, shipped to California, and rebuilt. That can't be too expensive, right?


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But you have to build it above the clouds for the Gargoyles to come back to life.


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Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Day 3 in Scotland: NobodysHome is trying to convince Shiro of the convenience and practicality (and affordability) of a castle in Scotland.
Not a chance. That's waaaaay too practical for Shiro.
OK. What about building his own castle from scratch?

We did actually have an inquiry like that in the office a few years ago, unfortunately there was no follow up.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
But you have to build it above the clouds for the Gargoyles to come back to life.

I don't know...Then someone might try to reboot the cartoon, and I think I'd rather leave it as a fond memory rather than letting it be ruined. That's also why I don't think I would want to watch it again. I'm sure I would be disappointed.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
But you have to build it above the clouds for the Gargoyles to come back to life.
I don't know...Then someone might try to reboot the cartoon, and I think I'd rather leave it as a fond memory rather than letting it be ruined. That's also why I don't think I would want to watch it again. I'm sure I would be disappointed.

I re-watched it. It was still good except for the last season where they changed everything, animation style, writers etc. Kind of like what happened to the last season of X-men the animated series.

Scarab Sages

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captain yesterday wrote:

Crookshanks won a (stuffed) pig at the fair by shooting a bullseye with a crossbow.

Thus cementing her status as the living embodiment of both Mabel Pines and Wendy.

<3


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Hello, everyone.

*Yawn* Not really a morning person. F&#~ Monday mornings.


I know a cartoon cat that would strongly agree with you.

Dark Archive

Morning FaWtL folk! Hope everyone is well today, and has a good one ahead of them. :) Also hope everyone had a good weekend.


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Do you mean Garfield? Garfield's just a lazy cat. I have to wake up ar 2:30 in the morning, with less than optimal sleep.


That is far too early. at least for you normy day folks.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
That is far too early. at least for you normy day folks.

Yeah. They make the one person that doesn't have a car open up the garage on Mondays. F*@$ing idiots.


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I just blew my nose for the first time since about 8:26 am May 28th.

Not that I've been counting.


It's going to be a hot one today.


Mmm spicy chicken wings.

Dark Archive

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NobodysHome wrote:
Edinburgh is beautiful, as always, and we had a fantastic dinner at The Arcade. The rain made everyone not want to go walkies, though, so we’re leaving Edinburgh un-sightseen for the moment. This means Lord Synos will likely get a walk up the Royal Mile, dinner at The Arcade, and a ghost tour, because ghost tours! Whee!

Woop woop! Looking forward to it. ^_^

Dark Archive

Sorry you have to be up so early, John. That sucks. :(


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90 degrees, building a fire pit and starting a wall on property without a single tree (which has to be a statistical anomaly).


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?

I am sorry, what did you say?


LordSynos wrote:
Sorry you have to be up so early, John. That sucks. :(

Yeah. I'm allowed to grumble, but I can't say no.


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Drejk wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?
I am sorry, what did you say?

I gave you the access codes to a numbered Swiss bank account with $1,000,000 in it. Shame you weren't paying attention. It's gone now.

Scarab Sages

My brain is mush today


You're assuming hes going to pay attention to that* post.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Your assuming hes going to pay attention to this post.

Who's gonna do what now?


Woran wrote:
My brain is mush today

Yum-yum...


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

*sigh* My normal spiel: And we have a complementary breakfast from 6 - 10

Guest 1 minute later: and do you guys have breakfast?
ME: *nod yes*
from what time?
ME: 6 - 10.
Guest: is it free?
me: yes

Yep. Just last night I said "Breakfast is tomorrow from 6 till 10," and as I finished that statement the guy said "When's breakfast?" Happens all the time. Is it really that hard to listen to what I'm saying?

I've lost count of the amount of times that was said and there was no breakfast at the specified time. That said, con weekends are different than normal ones.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
But you have to build it above the clouds for the Gargoyles to come back to life.
I don't know...Then someone might try to reboot the cartoon, and I think I'd rather leave it as a fond memory rather than letting it be ruined. That's also why I don't think I would want to watch it again. I'm sure I would be disappointed.

there were a few comics that came out set after the tv series that were good. I got them for a friend, who in turn got them autographed by elizas voice actor.


DSXMachina wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Day 3 in Scotland: NobodysHome is trying to convince Shiro of the convenience and practicality (and affordability) of a castle in Scotland.
Not a chance. That's waaaaay too practical for Shiro.
OK. What about building his own castle from scratch?
We did actually have an inquiry like that in the office a few years ago, unfortunately there was no follow up.

I can guess who that was from.

However, there's probably a law somewhere against fortifying your property without Royal Assent, on pain of having both droictes and soccage mulcted by the vice-sheriff of the Cinque Ports.


John Napier 698 wrote:
Do you mean Garfield? Garfield's just a lazy cat. I have to wake up ar 2:30 in the morning, with less than optimal sleep.

No. Gazorpazorpfield.

You milk toast...um...(almost goes on a Gazorpazorpfield quote fest)...

I'm Gazorpazorpfield, b&*@&!

(To the clueless, it's a Rick and Morty reference)


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Everyone *burp* already knows.


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I was sweating this week. First time since moving out of Florida, more or less. Then I stood in the shade, and to my surprise, it helped, which blew my mind - until I realized it isn't 99.999% humidity here in the mountains.

It's been almost a year, and I still say

F+%@ Florida. F@@@ it in it's wang-shaped geography.

The weather here is GLORIOUS. Summer is, comparatively speaking, a joke. Winter isn't nearly as bad as everyone said it would be.

...and my beard has grown to a lovely accoutrement to represent my Appalachian hillbillitude.


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Well. This day is sucking so far.


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So, I planned to do laundry in Inverary because we’re here for 2 nights...
...except with a local population of 693, the closest place to do laundry is a 10-minute drive when it’s *not* the biggest festival of the year in town (which starts tomorrow, explaining our presence).

Looks like we’ll stink ‘til France, and the French won’t notice. They make soap, they don’t use it.


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NobodysHome wrote:

So, I planned to do laundry in Inverary because we’re here for 2 nights...

...except with a local population of 693, the closest place to do laundry is a 10-minute drive when it’s *not* the biggest festival of the year in town (which starts tomorrow, explaining our presence).

Looks like we’ll stink ‘til France, and the French won’t notice. They make soap, they don’t use it.

You live. In the Bay Area. And you're complaining about a drive that ought to be ten minutes, but there's (gasp!) TRAFFIC?!?

Seriously?

Cry me a river.

;-)


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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

I was sweating this week. First time since moving out of Florida, more or less. Then I stood in the shade, and to my surprise, it helped, which blew my mind - until I realized it isn't 99.999% humidity here in the mountains.

It's been almost a year, and I still say

F##~ Florida. F*$* it in it's wang-shaped geography.

The weather here is GLORIOUS. Summer is, comparatively speaking, a joke. Winter isn't nearly as bad as everyone said it would be.

...and my beard has grown to a lovely accoutrement to represent my Appalachian hillbillitude.

Just wait until you feel a breeze.

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