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captain yesterday wrote:Maybe they were afraid they found Jesus?Freehold DM wrote:What an a%@%#&@.Which one? The a!%+&!+ that went out of his way to avoid me? The a%!!&~% that wouldn't talk to me, no matter how nice I was? Or the a*#~~~# at the quarry?
"If Jesus came today, he'd probably wear polyester and razor flats anyway, and all the people who care about such stuff would be out of luck anyway" All The Fun That We Missed, by The Ziggens.
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Freehold DM wrote:Yes. But pickles are gross.Woran wrote:but I thought you pro licking things and liked to put things in your mouth to feel the texture?!Scintillae wrote:*joins scint in the anti-pickle front*Vanykrye wrote:And that blasted pickle is a harbinger of destruction, wreaking devastation on everything it touches. Once on the sandwich, the juices remain forever, and any hope of a pleasant meal is dashed violently against the sharp rocks of briny hell.lisamarlene wrote:Vanykrye wrote:(except Chick-fil-A, even though it's great, because politics.)Freehold DM wrote:You clearly don't eat food.Vanykrye wrote:HERESY!Limeylongears wrote:Are there any consistently good US chain restaurants?Actually, yes, they do exist. They just don't exist at the price point of White Castle and Old Country Buffet. Or Denny's. Or Waffle House.Beyond politics, I've never been impressed by their food. It's just chicken, a slice of pickle, and a touch of butter.
I'm not above some garbage food (there's a local BBQ place that does a bacon-wrapped fried hot dog covered in their chili) - but Freehold likes both White Castle and Waffle House. This I cannot condone.
You people are cray cray!
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Oh update btw. I am having my gall bladder cut out next Thursday (not tomorrow but the next one.) Said it was minimal risk and recovery time would be short. So that's good anyways.
My dad had his removed by laparoscopy. Very short recovery time. Just four little punctures in his belly.
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Oh update btw. I am having my gall bladder cut out next Thursday (not tomorrow but the next one.) Said it was minimal risk and recovery time would be short. So that's good anyways.
Oh, you recover from the surgery very quickly.
It's 2-3 years for your body to adapt to not having one, during which you have to alter your diet to avoid serious gastric distress.
That's the part they don't tell you that is so unbelievably aggravating about it.
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Vidmaster7 wrote:Oh update btw. I am having my gall bladder cut out next Thursday (not tomorrow but the next one.) Said it was minimal risk and recovery time would be short. So that's good anyways.Oh, you recover from the surgery very quickly.
It's 2-3 years for your body to adapt to not having one, during which you have to alter your diet to avoid serious gastric distress.
That's the part they don't tell you that is so unbelievably aggravating about it.
Fat and grease are your mortal enemies. I'm one of the few people left in my family that still has a gall bladder.
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This is Global Megacorporation in a nutshell: A VP from another organization set up a meeting with our team.
They expressed utter astonishment that our entire team was at the meeting on time.
Excuse me, but *WE* are professionals, even if the rest of Global Megacorporation forgets that on a regular basis.
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NobodysHome wrote:Fat and grease are your mortal enemies. I'm one of the few people left in my family that still has a gall bladder.Vidmaster7 wrote:Oh update btw. I am having my gall bladder cut out next Thursday (not tomorrow but the next one.) Said it was minimal risk and recovery time would be short. So that's good anyways.Oh, you recover from the surgery very quickly.
It's 2-3 years for your body to adapt to not having one, during which you have to alter your diet to avoid serious gastric distress.
That's the part they don't tell you that is so unbelievably aggravating about it.
That wasnt too bad for my dad. Of course he already ate those in moderation.
Baffeling enough, he could not tolerate coffee at all anymore.NobodysHome |
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So, since I'm waiting for a meeting and tomorrow will likely be extraordinarily busy for me,
Tomorrow will be my 2-year anniversary of going dry. After my last failed attempt, I learned that there is no way to politely refuse alcohol; too many people won't take "No" for an answer, so you just have to be aggressive and not worry about coming across like a jerk. It worked well, and several people got shocked and upset at seeing me be aggressively hostile (ask LisaMarlene how rarely that happens), but it only took a few events for people to finally back the **** off and let me not drink in peace.
Beyond that, it's kind of scary how long it takes your body to "recover". I've heard conflicting information ranging from 3 years to "never" in response to the question, "When will the pathways be cleaned up?", and modern thinking seems to be enforced moderation rather than abstinence, but I'm definitely not there yet. Every week or two I still get the urge to drink to excess. It's annoying, but it's absolutely easy to ignore because I don't drink at all. I honestly don't think I'd be able to manage drinking in moderation at this point, so more power to those who can.
So, the big question: Do I ever want to drink again?
Not really. I lost 10 years of my kids' lives to alcohol. My memories are so fuzzy it's hard to picture anything, and some memories are just plain gone. I'm just not willing to risk that again. I find that I have *SO* much more time now that I'm not in a constant haze, and for years I've been complaining that time is my greatest enemy. I've gotten Impus Major's garage insulated and drywalled. I'll finish emptying the storage unit later today. I've read a book. I'm learning French. I finally got solar.
At the end of the day it's no longer, "I'm snoozy, I can put that off for another day," but it's, "Let me get that taken care of."
So long story short: Two years in I still have cravings, so I don't dare drink. But at least at this point in my life, I just plain don't want to.
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We finally replaced our rusted out grill, so tonight we're making my favorite, five-spice wings! Yummy! And if I'm really lucky I'll be able to eat more than two! That seems less likely, but a girl can dream. ;P
I kinda got frustrated earlier and went on a whole rant on twitter about this, but I've been having a lot of problems lately with my stomach not tolerating food and I have to eat tiny portions if I don't want to revisit my meals. Which has led to dropping a lot of weight way too quickly and none of my pants fit and it's frustrating because it's not really a good thing, but it's hard to convince people since I started out overweight. And I'm tired of the whole passing out thing because I can't eat enough. :(
But I did get some good suggestions for how to add calories to smoothies so that might help. Since I can just about always keep smoothies down.
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Yet another tornado warning for the county this evening.
Oh goody.
I dont know how I would handle life down by you.
Everyone assumes new Yorkers live each day like their last but that just isnt true. I dont know how I would be able to handle the very real possibility that a tornado, flash flood, or other natural disaster could destroy my life at any given moment. I would either drink a lot more or have a lot more kids.
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We finally replaced our rusted out grill, so tonight we're making my favorite, five-spice wings! Yummy! And if I'm really lucky I'll be able to eat more than two! That seems less likely, but a girl can dream. ;P
I kinda got frustrated earlier and went on a whole rant on twitter about this, but I've been having a lot of problems lately with my stomach not tolerating food and I have to eat tiny portions if I don't want to revisit my meals. Which has led to dropping a lot of weight way too quickly and none of my pants fit and it's frustrating because it's not really a good thing, but it's hard to convince people since I started out overweight. And I'm tired of the whole passing out thing because I can't eat enough. :(
But I did get some good suggestions for how to add calories to smoothies so that might help. Since I can just about always keep smoothies down.
can you keep down ice cream?
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lynora wrote:can you keep down ice cream?We finally replaced our rusted out grill, so tonight we're making my favorite, five-spice wings! Yummy! And if I'm really lucky I'll be able to eat more than two! That seems less likely, but a girl can dream. ;P
I kinda got frustrated earlier and went on a whole rant on twitter about this, but I've been having a lot of problems lately with my stomach not tolerating food and I have to eat tiny portions if I don't want to revisit my meals. Which has led to dropping a lot of weight way too quickly and none of my pants fit and it's frustrating because it's not really a good thing, but it's hard to convince people since I started out overweight. And I'm tired of the whole passing out thing because I can't eat enough. :(
But I did get some good suggestions for how to add calories to smoothies so that might help. Since I can just about always keep smoothies down.
Only in very small quantities. We went to Dairy Queen the other day and I couldn't even finish a kiddie serving.
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lisamarlene wrote:Yet another tornado warning for the county this evening.
Oh goody.I dont know how I would handle life down by you.
Everyone assumes new Yorkers live each day like their last but that just isnt true. I dont know how I would be able to handle the very real possibility that a tornado, flash flood, or other natural disaster could destroy my life at any given moment. I would either drink a lot more or have a lot more kids.
Now, you understand what it's like living in the Midwest.
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Without getting into the nitty-gritty...
Until the [redacted for lengthy and descriptive creative swearing] insurance company authorizes the MRI, we won't know what has actually happened with her knee. Could just need ice and elevation and compression, or she could need surgery.
Healthcare in the US at its finest.
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Freehold DM wrote:Now, you understand what it's like living in the Midwest.lisamarlene wrote:Yet another tornado warning for the county this evening.
Oh goody.I dont know how I would handle life down by you.
Everyone assumes new Yorkers live each day like their last but that just isnt true. I dont know how I would be able to handle the very real possibility that a tornado, flash flood, or other natural disaster could destroy my life at any given moment. I would either drink a lot more or have a lot more kids.
This is basically the weather from Texas to North Dakota all the way over to Ohio. Temperature varies, but the constant threat of major storms popping up with no warning is an every single day thing.
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Aaaaaaaaaand... it's official: We have closed out our storage unit and all of our worldly possessions are now on or about our property instead of spread across multiple houses and a storage unit.
Now all we need is a good fire to get rid of it all...
Awesome! You should see the mug I got you to commemorate the occasion.
It's sooooooo big!
Puts on welder's mask to protect the face.
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NobodysHome wrote:Aaaaaaaaaand... it's official: We have closed out our storage unit and all of our worldly possessions are now on or about our property instead of spread across multiple houses and a storage unit.
Now all we need is a good fire to get rid of it all...
Awesome! You should see the mug I got you to commemorate the occasion.
It's sooooooo big!
Puts on welder's mask to protect the face.
Personally, I signed him up to the Giant Random Novelty of the Week Club. Three times.
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Freehold DM wrote:Only in very small quantities. We went to Dairy Queen the other day and I couldn't even finish a kiddie serving.lynora wrote:can you keep down ice cream?We finally replaced our rusted out grill, so tonight we're making my favorite, five-spice wings! Yummy! And if I'm really lucky I'll be able to eat more than two! That seems less likely, but a girl can dream. ;P
I kinda got frustrated earlier and went on a whole rant on twitter about this, but I've been having a lot of problems lately with my stomach not tolerating food and I have to eat tiny portions if I don't want to revisit my meals. Which has led to dropping a lot of weight way too quickly and none of my pants fit and it's frustrating because it's not really a good thing, but it's hard to convince people since I started out overweight. And I'm tired of the whole passing out thing because I can't eat enough. :(
But I did get some good suggestions for how to add calories to smoothies so that might help. Since I can just about always keep smoothies down.
this can not stand.