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Ahh, some people. I was making the coffee a few minutes ago and a guy comes down cussing and going on and on about how "We gotta leave now, had an 'emergency call', and you don't have anything out to eat. This f%++ing b@*~&***! Get us something to eat, now!!" If he had asked nicely, I would have offered bagels, cereal, or yogurt, those being what we have ready to eat, but as it is I said "Sorry, sir. But breakfast is at 6, and it is now 2:20. It won't be ready for two hours and forty minutes." He stormed off cussing some more. All he had to do was be nice and he might have gotten something, but no. He had to be an a$~$*$&. So he got nothing.
NobodysHome's "Just be nice, stupid!" wins again!

Vanykrye |

It's frigging 1°F outside. Windchill of -10°.
Saturday the roads were so bad it took Zelda 3 hours to go 45 miles. She was the passenger, so she got phone footage of a pickup truck in front of them being blown by the wind into the other lane. Same truck got blown into a semi a little later. Semi driver decided he didn't like being around a pickup truck that gets blown all over the road, so he sped up a bit. An hour later the same semi was spotted again, jack-knifed in the median.
Zelda counted 30 vehicles that were in the ditch or median.

captain yesterday |
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It's frigging 1°F outside. Windchill of -10°.
Saturday the roads were so bad it took Zelda 3 hours to go 45 miles. She was the passenger, so she got phone footage of a pickup truck in front of them being blown by the wind into the other lane. Same truck got blown into a semi a little later. Semi driver decided he didn't like being around a pickup truck that gets blown all over the road, so he sped up a bit. An hour later the same semi was spotted again, jack-knifed in the median.
Zelda counted 30 vehicles that were in the ditch or median.
So balmy and warm! We were at -12 when I woke up, although it has since clawed it's way up to -9 currently, with a wind chill of You're f$!~ing kidding me!?!?!

Vanykrye |

Vanykrye wrote:So balmy and warm! We were at -12 when I woke up, although it has since clawed it's way up to -9 currently, with a wind chill of You're f@@~ing kidding me!?!?!It's frigging 1°F outside. Windchill of -10°.
Saturday the roads were so bad it took Zelda 3 hours to go 45 miles. She was the passenger, so she got phone footage of a pickup truck in front of them being blown by the wind into the other lane. Same truck got blown into a semi a little later. Semi driver decided he didn't like being around a pickup truck that gets blown all over the road, so he sped up a bit. An hour later the same semi was spotted again, jack-knifed in the median.
Zelda counted 30 vehicles that were in the ditch or median.
That's about right - usually in the dead of winter Madison is about 5-10 degrees colder than Peoria. We're supposed to hit the upper teens today, but the wind is going to be nasty.
One of my techs had to dig his wife's car out of the ditch in front of their house this morning. He's about an hour late for work.

captain yesterday |

captain yesterday wrote:FYI, if anyone wants to shovel snow the boss pays cash.Tempting. Does he also reimburse plane tickets?
Probably not, we live in a major college town, but tickets to the Midwest are pretty cheap this time of year, on account of the bitter cold and all.
And you can always crash with us, Crookshanks appreciates strong women she can learn from.

Freehold DM |

It's frigging 1°F outside. Windchill of -10°.
Saturday the roads were so bad it took Zelda 3 hours to go 45 miles. She was the passenger, so she got phone footage of a pickup truck in front of them being blown by the wind into the other lane. Same truck got blown into a semi a little later. Semi driver decided he didn't like being around a pickup truck that gets blown all over the road, so he sped up a bit. An hour later the same semi was spotted again, jack-knifed in the median.
Zelda counted 30 vehicles that were in the ditch or median.
yikes.

Freehold DM |

Drejk wrote:A 2-inch diameter spider is enough to make me go get WD40 and a lighter.Limeylongears wrote:Giant spider vs. 1st level Elf Magus: who will be victorious?
(Hint: it isn't the Elf)
Depends how giant is the spider...
4 inches diameter? 10 inches diameter?
didnt know you were afraid of spiders.

Vanykrye |

Vanykrye wrote:didnt know you were afraid of spiders.Drejk wrote:A 2-inch diameter spider is enough to make me go get WD40 and a lighter.Limeylongears wrote:Giant spider vs. 1st level Elf Magus: who will be victorious?
(Hint: it isn't the Elf)
Depends how giant is the spider...
4 inches diameter? 10 inches diameter?
Depends on the spider, but we have black widows, brown recluse, and other highly toxic spiders hanging around in Illinois.
The Adult Kid nearly lost her hand when she was very young from a brown recluse bite.
I've had more than a couple run-ins with black widows when I was out in the middle of nowhere working in a corn or bean field as a teen.

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Vanykrye wrote:didnt know you were afraid of spiders.Drejk wrote:A 2-inch diameter spider is enough to make me go get WD40 and a lighter.Limeylongears wrote:Giant spider vs. 1st level Elf Magus: who will be victorious?
(Hint: it isn't the Elf)
Depends how giant is the spider...
4 inches diameter? 10 inches diameter?
Depends on the spider, but we have black widows, brown recluse, and other highly toxic spiders hanging around in Illinois.
The Adult Kid nearly lost her hand when she was very young from a brown recluse bite.
I've had more than a couple run-ins with black widows when I was out in the middle of nowhere working in a corn or bean field as a teen.
yikes!

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Woran wrote:captain yesterday wrote:FYI, if anyone wants to shovel snow the boss pays cash.Tempting. Does he also reimburse plane tickets?Probably not, we live in a major college town, but tickets to the Midwest are pretty cheap this time of year, on account of the bitter cold and all.
And you can always crash with us, Crookshanks appreciates strong women she can learn from.
Aw <3
I dont know what I would make, but its probably not more then a retour ticket to the USA from the netherlands.
But I'm always available for life advice for Crookshanks.

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Tequila Sunrise wrote:Yes please!
Requirement (Mac): OpenGL 3 Compatible GPU with 1GB Video RAM
What I have: Intel HD Graphics 4000 1536 MB
You have sufficient RAM, but you may need new drivers. This page has a link to the drivers page for Intel.
Good morning, everyone!
I told you we'd be able to help, right? ^^
Its just funny how John and I took different routes about it. Me being luddite, UMDed game forums and found out what happens if you play on your specs. John actually found the right driver conversion set for it.
John: Is it that easy to just driver convert to fix the problem? I remember very very laggy witcher 3 issues when I was playing it with a noob graphics card and upgrading the graphics card put a lot of heat stress on my PC.

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We are entering windstorm territory around here. The wind was so bad it almost took the pizzas I was delivering to work out of my hand. My cough was truly awful after a brief walk outside and I was body checked a few times.
Any snow? Yeah I'm coughing too. But it's intermittent. At night usually.

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Freehold DM wrote:Vanykrye wrote:didnt know you were afraid of spiders.Drejk wrote:A 2-inch diameter spider is enough to make me go get WD40 and a lighter.Limeylongears wrote:Giant spider vs. 1st level Elf Magus: who will be victorious?
(Hint: it isn't the Elf)
Depends how giant is the spider...
4 inches diameter? 10 inches diameter?
Depends on the spider, but we have black widows, brown recluse, and other highly toxic spiders hanging around in Illinois.
The Adult Kid nearly lost her hand when she was very young from a brown recluse bite.
I've had more than a couple run-ins with black widows when I was out in the middle of nowhere working in a corn or bean field as a teen.
And here we thought only in Australia you have everything that is poisonous and out to kill you.

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Tiny T-Rex: I have to hide my diary somewhere Crookshanks won't find it!
Me: Crookshanks isn't a snoop, she's not going go looking through your diary
Crookshanks: Actually, I already know a few things in it!
Me: You're not helping me.
That's why I don't have a diary. The last time I wrote stuff in for school journal entries my teacher blabbed it to my parents and I got into trouble. So yeah why the hell do you call it free writing if I need to censor the contents.
Anyway I believe too much introspection is unhealthy anyway.

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gran rey de los mono |
Vanykrye wrote:And here we thought only in Australia you have everything that is poisonous and out to kill you.Freehold DM wrote:Vanykrye wrote:didnt know you were afraid of spiders.Drejk wrote:A 2-inch diameter spider is enough to make me go get WD40 and a lighter.Limeylongears wrote:Giant spider vs. 1st level Elf Magus: who will be victorious?
(Hint: it isn't the Elf)
Depends how giant is the spider...
4 inches diameter? 10 inches diameter?
Depends on the spider, but we have black widows, brown recluse, and other highly toxic spiders hanging around in Illinois.
The Adult Kid nearly lost her hand when she was very young from a brown recluse bite.
I've had more than a couple run-ins with black widows when I was out in the middle of nowhere working in a corn or bean field as a teen.
No, you're right. In Australia, everything is poisonous and trying to kill you. In Illinois, it's only some things are poisonous and trying to kill you. See. World of difference.