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Just a Mort wrote:Meh, outside cakes are too sweet for me.
Besides I find it an affront to use artificial flavorings, which I can taste in commercially made banana cakes.Do it with REAL bananas. Believe me, no flavorings involved.
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Ok, I really didn't see that coming.
And THAT too.
*gets dressed with a sigh*

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Just a Mort wrote:Heretic! Repent from your sins! Drink the heavenly tea instead of ghastly coffee!
For me it's more like I wouldn't be able to taste the difference between English Breakfast Tea, Irish breakfast tea and Scottish breakfast Tea.
Pfffff…
Ahahahahahhahahahahaha!
hahaha…
ha...
*Wipes eyes*
*Sips coffee*
Wanna know what tea is? Its hippie-fuel.
Hey, I'll tell you I know people from fairy land who drink tea...
And I'm not a hippie!

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Freehold DM wrote:Just a Mort wrote:Meh, outside cakes are too sweet for me.
Besides I find it an affront to use artificial flavorings, which I can taste in commercially made banana cakes.Do it with REAL bananas. Believe me, no flavorings involved.
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Ok, I really didn't see that coming.
And THAT too.
*gets dressed with a sigh*
there is no emoticon that can properly relate my happiness over this post.

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Freehold DM wrote:DeathQuaker wrote:*rudely threadbombs the cool kids' clubhouse to recruit pirates*hey you.Hey me!
(Honestly I was going to try to converse more, and I enjoy reading your banter, but y'all move way too fast for me. Plus, this Forum is Way Too Long.)
you are always welcome here, whether or not you bring captain crunch french toast.

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Moorluck wrote:I love when I finally get caught up on this thread, I forgot how much I missed it.
How is everyone today?
awake, clothed, upright, and at work.
Asking me for anything more is folly. Unless it relates to abscondi-cave activities, mind.
My day is the opposite, I've gotten inventory done and all my expenses for the month totaled and sent in, so I've nothing to do today but answer the phone and goof off.

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My department just instituted a no overtime policy, so I had to leave at 10:30 this morning, and that's after making concious efforts to cut back my hours throughout the rest of the week. Otherwise I would have had to leave early yesterday afternoon.
Long weekend FTW?
Losing the extra cash sucks though.
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Some negativity:
I'm angry and depressed about the this week's big political development. Won't mention specifics, but if you've been listening to the news since Wednesday you probably know what I'm talking about. Trying to keep it out of my head because there's nothing I can do about it, it's pure awful with zero silver lining, and it'll just get me down more to dwell on it.
And it seems to be the only thing the news wants to talk about. So I can't listen to the news, like I usually do on quiet Fridays. :( Ah well, in a couple of hours it'll be time for Science Friday on NPR, which oughtta be a nice reprieve.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:i know a mark thomas, but not a john thomas, nor do I own one in any sense.Freehold DM wrote:Your John Thomas.gran rey de los mono wrote:is that like your best man or something?Freehold DM wrote:As in your wedding tackle.gran rey de los mono wrote:gentleman's sausage? Like sage sausage?Freehold DM wrote:I don't trust you. "Fun" is probably your nickname for your gentleman's sausage.gran rey de los mono wrote:I was going to insert fun into you. I swear. Nothing but fun.NobodysHome wrote:Please don't insert anything into gran. Thank you.
To say I mislike potlucks is akin to saying (gran insert jokes here).
Limey, you've got to tell him. I can't.

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My department just instituted a no overtime policy, so I had to leave at 10:30 this morning, and that's after making concious efforts to cut back my hours throughout the rest of the week. Otherwise I would have had to leave early yesterday afternoon.
Gods, we have to keep fighting SO hard to stay salaried. Shiro (and a whole slew of public websites) make it clear: If you required a formal education to do what you do, you should be salaried. Shiro makes it even easier: "If you're likely to be thinking about solutions to problems at your job during your off hours, you should be salaried."
Unfortunately, thanks to a multitude of corporate abuses (can you say, "Working software engineers 80+ hours a week because they were salaried?"), there's a huge push to make all employees hourly. But HR is still two decades behind, so salaried employees get much better benefits than hourly; for example, my infinite vacation time is only available to salaried employees.
So every year our VP tries to make us all hourly, and every year we all threaten to quit, and every year she says, "What's the issue? You'd get the same salary and you'd get overtime!"
And we say, "When the benefits for hourly employees even remotely approach the benefits for salaried employees, you can talk to us about it."

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Vanykrye wrote:My department just instituted a no overtime policy, so I had to leave at 10:30 this morning, and that's after making concious efforts to cut back my hours throughout the rest of the week. Otherwise I would have had to leave early yesterday afternoon.Gods, we have to keep fighting SO hard to stay salaried. Shiro (and a whole slew of public websites) make it clear: If you required a formal education to do what you do, you should be salaried. Shiro makes it even easier: "If you're likely to be thinking about solutions to problems at your job during your off hours, you should be salaried."
Unfortunately, thanks to a multitude of corporate abuses (can you say, "Working software engineers 80+ hours a week because they were salaried?"), there's a huge push to make all employees hourly. But HR is still two decades behind, so salaried employees get much better benefits than hourly; for example, my infinite vacation time is only available to salaried employees.
So every year our VP tries to make us all hourly, and every year we all threaten to quit, and every year she says, "What's the issue? You'd get the same salary and you'd get overtime!"
And we say, "When the benefits for hourly employees even remotely approach the benefits for salaried employees, you can talk to us about it."
as an old acquaintance of mine once said, "it's the benefits, stupid".

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Well, I personally prefer salaried because:
"NobodysHome, take care of this."
"OK."
There is no worry about whether it'll fill my week, or maximizing my time, or justifying anything. I do my job. I do it well. I don't have to justify whether or not I actually worked 40 hours in a week. Some weeks I do, many weeks I don't. Being salaried with a level of trust between myself and my manager, I get a wee bit of slack. Hourly doesn't cut you slack.
Just try saying, "No," to that little ploy and learn what at-will employment means
I've just seen too many abuses of the hourly system in my particular line of work. As I mentioned, engineers got hosed by being salaried.
You really need to choose which niche is better and fight for it.

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It's going to go above 90 degrees here today. While I'm not as great a fan of Winter like Freehold is, even I find this excessive. My ideal year-round temperature would be 65-75 with just enough rain to keep the plants well-watered. Temps above 80 with rain hard enough to cause flash-floods are not as much fun.

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Freehold DM wrote:Limey, you've got to tell him. I can't.gran rey de los mono wrote:i know a mark thomas, but not a john thomas, nor do I own one in any sense.Freehold DM wrote:Your John Thomas.gran rey de los mono wrote:is that like your best man or something?Freehold DM wrote:As in your wedding tackle.gran rey de los mono wrote:gentleman's sausage? Like sage sausage?Freehold DM wrote:I don't trust you. "Fun" is probably your nickname for your gentleman's sausage.gran rey de los mono wrote:I was going to insert fun into you. I swear. Nothing but fun.NobodysHome wrote:Please don't insert anything into gran. Thank you.
To say I mislike potlucks is akin to saying (gran insert jokes here).
There's a Mighty Wyrm who lives in your pantses,
His name is Li'l Freehold!And under certain circumstances,
Not So Li'l Freehold!
L I L
F R E
E E H
O L D
Under your underwear, danglin' free,
Not So Li'l Freehold!

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Orthos wrote:I'm definitely on the tea side of the coffee-tea debate, but as I only like it cold and sweetened the tea aficionados tend to consider me a heretic anyway.Sweet tea is further proof that everything before 1776 was a mistake. ;)
One way to improve the taste after fishing it out of Boston harbour, I suppose.

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Why am I so lethargic this afternoon?
I feel tired and I haven't done anything physically exhausting today in the slightest...
That's probably why.
Doing nothing can be surprisingly exhausting.
Personally, I'm not feeling lethargic, despite 8 hours busting ass in the sun, which surprises even me.

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captain yesterday wrote:That's very Wisconsin/Minnesota specific. Maybe extremely northern Iowa. Lutefisk just doesn't get served anywhere else in the US.You haven't experienced hell until you've been to a good old fashioned Midwestern potluck/barn dance.
Someone will bring Lutefisk, and then insist that everyone HAS to try it (do not try it).
And then the dance, my gosh, I have a notoriously terrible sense of smell, but even I can smell the stench of a large group of people that had just eaten lutefisk and are jostling around in a poorly ventilated barn.
*shudder*
Oy! Michigan has this unfortunate phenomena too! Mostly in the UP, but some in the northern part of the mitten as well. :P