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I don't even know what sort of custom avatar I would want.How about they just take your current one and give him a shave?
Hmm if they leave him with a goatee this would be acceptable.
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Its a elephant Gran his ears or trunk are still probably going to block a little.There's room to the side of the projector!Then hes gonna block the projector Gran! now it sucks for everyone. good job.Maybe the elephant sat in the back?One day a man tries to take an elephant into a movie theater. The manager says "Sir, I'm sorry but you cannot bring that elephant in here." The man says "It's okay. He's housetrained, and I promise that if there is a problem we'll leave immediately." The manager is unsure, but agrees to let them in. He checks in on the elephant several times during the screening of the film, and is pleasantly surprised that the elephant causes no trouble. As the man and the elephant are leaving, the manager goes up to them and says "I'm very surprised! Your elephant caused no problems at all, and he even seemed to be enjoying the movie!" The man says "I'm surprised too. He hated the book."Sucks for the guy that has to sit behind the elephant.How small are the theaters you go to?
Hmm...nekkid theater going? That's probably a bad idea.
What sort of small elephant are you around?
896 posts since I last checked in.
Yeah.
*Totally* not sifting through all that . . . . .
Did I miss anything?
Nope!Hey! He missed Pokemon and a Discord!
Also, just to clarify: if any of you are interested in hanging out at a persistent "chat-service" style server, that is a FaWtL place, it is active and I am running it on a thing called "Discord" - a free app that runs on your computer (and probably phones, I'unno) like Steam. Simply PM me and I'll send you the invite code.
I realize "missed" might imply that it doesn't come around anymore or was a limited time thing. It is not a limited time thing, and is generally open for invitations, but I have to invite you, personally, so... let me know!
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~screams in horror~ No! Have mercy! Not Sex and Candy! No!
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Stacy's mom still does that to me from time to time.
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~mumbles incoherently~
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Ugh hinder.
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Why do I have tho choose between nickelback and hinder? I choose neigther! Give me Sabaton that is who I choose!
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No. You can have Billy Ray Cyrus, though. After all, nobody else wants him.
I actually like both he and Nickelback. I'm aware of how that makes my tastes seem.
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No. You can have Billy Ray Cyrus, though. After all, nobody else wants him.I actually like both he and Nickelback. I'm aware of how that makes my tastes seem.
SMH I thought you were cool T-lion...
(I keed! I keed! Is joke!)
No. You can have Billy Ray Cyrus, though. After all, nobody else wants him.I actually like both he and Nickelback. I'm aware of how that makes my tastes seem.SMH I thought you were cool T-lion...
(I keed! I keed! Is joke!)
You're right, I've never* been cool! It's hilarious!
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No. You can have Billy Ray Cyrus, though. After all, nobody else wants him.I actually like both he and Nickelback. I'm aware of how that makes my tastes seem.SMH I thought you were cool T-lion...
(I keed! I keed! Is joke!)
You're right, I've never* been cool! It's hilarious!
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Well that says something about your wife that her cool quotient is so high that it raises everyone else's that is around her.
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More then half!
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I also like Nickelback.
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That was the easier half. There are two companies that are problematic, I saved them for the last since I need to get warmed up first.
Also our accounting software that was under maintenance is back up, but we lost a month's worth of data. So people will be chasing me to get it keyed back in...
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Have you tried climbing a tree?
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Lucky! I did hard-core Tae Kwon Do (22 hours a week!!) from 20-23 and fought at 155 lbs, but quitting cold and continuing to eat 5000-6000 calories a day is detrimental to your body shape. I ballooned to 185 within 2 months, and have stayed within 15 pounds of that for most of the last 27 years.I know, right?! I'm the only guy I know in my TKD class that regularly accidentally breaks or messes up things from hitting them too hard, but I simply cannot shed the weight or get big gains in my stamina. Slow, incremental ones, sure... right up until I get sick and lose the last three months of progress over a couple days... but ugh.
In terms of fashion, I'm wearing much the same stuff (loose cotton pants and T-shirts), but skate pants with skulls 'n' such went out of fashion, so I've switched to Chefwear. Explaining the many references to me and "fish pants".Sounds... AWESOME!
Work with me, I'll whip you both into shape!
I'm pretty sure I've lost ten pounds so far, and converted another 5-10 pounds into muscle.
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Why do you know so many fish sayings?
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You do realize the man is playing dumb so he can see where you stash your nets and fish.
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Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime ... unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi -- then you also need to teach him how to cook.
Not entirely true.
They could always bury the fish in ice and piss on it until it ferments.
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The man might have to worry about mercury poisoning too since he is consisting entirely on fish.