Clearly, sir, you are feverish and in need of medication and a foot massage from Sebastian.He seems like a nice kid to me.I took Leadership? I have a COHORT??! This is AWESOME!!!Are you sure? I mean, it IS Gark.......Umm I don't want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!
I NEED AN ADULT!!
I NEED AN ADULT!!
;)
Did someone call for me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I hear yah
Did someone call for me?
Poser!
Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.
I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.
Did someone call for me?Poser!
Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.
I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.
I'm the ghost of his conscience. I died a horrible death when he passed the bar (after cheating).
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These makes me wonder, how many Fawtlies live in the zone blessed of the gods, that is, Blue Bell Ice Cream's distribution zone? Vanilla ice cream just makes the summer more bearable.Dropped Charlie off at daycare this morning, and the workers commented on how happy he was and how much some of the other kids like him. I keep telling my wife we should do something nice for the workers, like bring in some Dunkin Donuts.As a former daycare worker I'd say that ice-cream for all the kids tend to be popular this time of year. But if you really, really want to make them happy, make sure that if your kid is the last one to leave: never be late.
Overtime pay is nice and dandy, but having to miss time with your kids/girlfriend/football team because someone else doesn't show up when they said they should...GRRR
** spoiler omitted **
+1
Blue Bell chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream topped with hot fudge syrup, it can't get any better. I had some Monday night.
Yawn...
::Begins rapidly shoving BB's Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream into SP's beak::
Let me know when you need some coffee to wash that down with!
I am the one
Orgasmitron
The outstretched, grasping hand
My image is of agony
My servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant
Clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of Misery
And torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount
Paranoia the law
My name is cold religion
Sadistic, sacred whore
~Motörhead. Orgasmitron
It's pretty cool the iPhone puts the umlaut in Motörhead automatically. Steve Jobs must like Lemmy and Co =D
Clearly, sir, you are feverish and in need of medication and a foot massage from Sebastian.He seems like a nice kid to me.I took Leadership? I have a COHORT??! This is AWESOME!!!Are you sure? I mean, it IS Gark.......Umm I <redacted> want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!
I NEED AN ADULT!!
I NEED AN ADULT!!
;)
FIFY
Yawn...::Begins rapidly shoving BB's Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream into SP's beak::
Let me know when you need some coffee to wash that down with!
Blah, coffee.
Also, I'm not asposda have ice cream.
It was ice cream made with a sugar substitute, birdie! Now, drink up!
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Does anyone wish we could see a list of massively favorited posts?
Just you leafy
Sure you do. All the cool kids are doing it.Umm I don't want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!
Does he have candy?
No, I'm good. No meds and bad touch for me.
It's pretty cool the iPhone puts the umlaut in Motörhead automatically. Steve Jobs must like Lemmy and Co =D
:D
FIFYClearly, sir, you are feverish and in need of medication and a foot massage from Sebastian.He seems like a nice kid to me.I took Leadership? I have a COHORT??! This is AWESOME!!!Are you sure? I mean, it IS Gark.......Umm I <redacted> want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!
I NEED AN ADULT!!
I NEED AN ADULT!!
;)
o_O
I'm the ghost of his conscience. I died a horrible death when he passed the bar (after cheating).Did someone call for me?Poser!
Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.
I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.
HA! Now I know you're just a poser. Everyone knows that Sebastian NEVER had a conscience to begin with.
Sure you do. All the cool kids are doing it.Umm I don't want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!
Does he have candy?
Yes, there is candy. Special candy. All. For. You.
HA! Now I know you're just a poser. Everyone knows that Sebastian NEVER had a conscience to begin with.I'm the ghost of his conscience. I died a horrible death when he passed the bar (after cheating).Did someone call for me?Poser!
Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.
I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.
It is all true. It says so the interwebs so therefore by law, it's full of truthy goodness.
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Every Texan is all excited about Blue Bell Ice Cream. And it's good ice cream, don't get me wrong, but no better than Hudsonville ice cream or other local brands. I just don't get the frenzied excitement.These makes me wonder, how many Fawtlies live in the zone blessed of the gods, that is, Blue Bell Ice Cream's distribution zone? Vanilla ice cream just makes the summer more bearable.Dropped Charlie off at daycare this morning, and the workers commented on how happy he was and how much some of the other kids like him. I keep telling my wife we should do something nice for the workers, like bring in some Dunkin Donuts.As a former daycare worker I'd say that ice-cream for all the kids tend to be popular this time of year. But if you really, really want to make them happy, make sure that if your kid is the last one to leave: never be late.
Overtime pay is nice and dandy, but having to miss time with your kids/girlfriend/football team because someone else doesn't show up when they said they should...GRRR
** spoiler omitted **
We get Blue Bell here. It's ok. We get Ben and Jerry's too. meh.
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Through the mist of not so distant future years
Comes a killer with a frame of steel
Though he may look like any other man
Something about him just isn't real
With the strength of one hundred mortal men
He stalks the city streets for you
With eyes that focus like a zoom in camera lens
There's nothing you can do
Cyborg lust
Program - to terminate
Cyborg lust
Come to seal your fate
Man's technology caused this bloody war to wage
Computers try to take control
Laser blasts fill the smoky skies with rage
Mechanical beings fight with soul
The death machine is sent back in time to kill
The one who will teach us all to fight
Onto this Earth a young woman's blood must spill
To complete the program he will kill on sight
Cyborg lust
Cyborg lust
~Omen - Termination
I am the one
Orgasmitron
The outstretched, grasping hand
My image is of agony
My servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant
Clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of Misery
And torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount
Paranoia the law
My name is cold religion
Sadistic, sacred whore~Motörhead. Orgasmitron
I used this before, somewhere else, but it's a propos here.
And, just for fun.
SO HOT
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SO HOT
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qWeather for Dallas, TX
96°FWeather for Wichita, KS
99°FYou are to stay in the mid to upper 90's all week.
We are to have 101 and up all week.
It's supposed to hit 99. Also, I am sure the heat index makes it even hotter. HOT hOt hawt omghot HOT!
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SO HOT
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qWeather for Dallas, TX
96°FWeather for Wichita, KS
99°FYou are to stay in the mid to upper 90's all week.
We are to have 101 and up all week.
I dunno about KS, but I'm fairly sure it's hot in TX because of Jess Door. Dammit, Jess Door, stop being so hot!!!!!
Talking to the kiddo who is recovering from her severe stomach flu, I just remembered the vivid dream I was having this morning right before I woke up: she and I were at the old house with my deceased mother, and we were entertaining a guest with a nice dinner. The guest was Sean Connery.
!!!!!!!
At the time, I could even remember some of my conversation with Mr. Connery. To be clear, this was like Hunt for Red October era S.C.
I dunno about KS, but I'm fairly sure it's hot in TX because of Jess Door. Dammit, Jess Door, stop being so hot!!!!!SO HOT
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qWeather for Dallas, TX
96°FWeather for Wichita, KS
99°FYou are to stay in the mid to upper 90's all week.
We are to have 101 and up all week.
Maybe this opposition is a part of her odd ice-cream judgment?
Sigh.
Didn't Sam Gamgee write a poem about a troll?
Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.
Sigh.
Didn't Sam Gamgee write a poem about a troll?
I don't remember, but I composed a haiku on the subject:
Posting on topics
about which you know nothing
makes me laugh. Hee hee!
--Doodlebug Anklebiter, Poet Laureate of Galt
Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.
Sellout.
My son is playing Lego Star Wars and chanting "die, scum, die". I had to walk into the other room to keep from laughing out loud. :D
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My son is playing Lego Star Wars and chanting "die, scum, die". I had to walk into the other room to keep from laughing out loud. :D
Sounds like my son. My favorite line from him was with him playing Batman Lego. He asked me to play with him. His selling line? "You can be Robin. He's the hero." (Like I was born yesterday...)
Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.Sellout.
I think the term you are looking for is Martyr.
Check this s!&$ out. Awesome new take on a great song.
Hee hee!
I worked in a record store for six or seven years, so that last part brought back some memories!
Sweet Valhalla this day is almost over. ....
Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.Sellout.
Poser.