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With her long hair falling
and her eyes like the midnight sun
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So... what does it say about your friend when you read this article, and your first reaction is, "Nuh-uh! Meat can't last 'indefinitely' at 0 degrees! I've watched that pork loin in Shiro's freezer go from red to brown to green, and I've only known him around 4 years..."
That he needs to clear out his freezer more often.
When they said sit down I stood up.
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Pants on a boat?
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And that's just one reason why my kid's never get school lunches, that's some gross s+!~ :-)
My daughter got school lunch once in kindergarten on Pizza day, when I asked how it was after school she said "I know Pizza, and there's no way that was Pizza" she's never asked again :-)
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Pants on a boat are the reason why your kids never get school lunches?
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Damn, I got Ninja'd by everyone, stupid g@+&%*n f~&@ing s%!% phone!
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That phone has... a lot of features, it seems. Most of the quite frightening.
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Have I ever mentioned that I deeply, dearly love you all for brightening my work day?
C'mon, Cap! Respond out-of-context! I dare you!
'cause it'll be hard to beat, "Pants on a boat are why my kids never get school lunches..."
EDIT: I mean, honestly. I've been asked to produce integration training between two of our products. And I'm reading the integration document. And it is utterly and completely clear that the people who wrote this document have never once, ever, in their entire lives, actually SEEN one of the two products they were writing about. Which makes for absolutely FASCINATING documentation, I must say.
"Please enable the Quotes application."
"Uh, sir? There's no such thing as a 'Quotes' application."
"Er... OK. Go ahead and configure the user interface for Quote integration."
"That sentence doesn't make any sense, either."
"Er, OK. Bang buttons at random until something happens!"
"Ah! Now THAT sounds like every integration document I've ever had to work with! I'm on it!!"
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Have I ever mentioned that I deeply, dearly love you all for brightening my work day?
C'mon, Cap! Respond out-of-context! I dare you!
'cause it'll be hard to beat, "Pants on a boat are why my kids never get school lunches..."
I would love you too, but my wife might get upset. So we will have to have a strictly platonic relationship.
Lights out tonight
Trouble in the heartlands
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~rereads and tears come to my eyes~ Oh. You didn't mean me. How utterly devastating. ~runs off crying~
~GRINS~
Lights out tonight
Trouble in the heartlands
Be safe.
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I got my hair touched up today. The blue came out much darker. Kind of an iridescent midnight color, a bit like starling feathers. Which is cool.
My husband is more lucid today which isn't doing him any favors since he is still in a lot of pain. And bored out of his mind. He's so frustrated about not being able to read or watch tv. Not that he can pay attention to anything yet. I've played the same podcast for him twice and he didn't even recognize it the second time... Looks like a longer than predicted recovery.
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:(
Hope is recovery is rapid!
Be safe.Lights out tonight
Trouble in the heartlands
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captain! You deleted your comment in SPAM WAR! about your online purchases!
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I got my hair touched up today. The blue came out much darker. Kind of an iridescent midnight color, a bit like starling feathers. Which is cool.
My husband is more lucid today which isn't doing him any favors since he is still in a lot of pain. And bored out of his mind. He's so frustrated about not being able to read or watch tv. Not that he can pay attention to anything yet. I've played the same podcast for him twice and he didn't even recognize it the second time... Looks like a longer than predicted recovery.
Wish him luck with the recovery from me.
Also, sounds like it's a good time to discuss holiday plans. ;)
i did it didn't really seem too relevant, and it was typed in a quick haphazard way, wasn't happy with how it came out:-p
i actually do that a lot, especially if it comes out too abrasive or rude sounding, i'm also terrible about editing a million times after posting, i blame dyslexia:-p or maybe my parents:-)
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It cries out in the darkest night
and breaks out in the morning light
f#%~ing boat!! stop that!!
i'm kidding of course, its quite hilarious
edit; the saddest part was the last one was on the Mac:-D
now to await the mob of 11 year old girls scheduled to besiege my house at any moment....
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Between two lungs it was released
The breath that passed from you to me
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This is the noise that keeps me awake
My head explodes and my body ache
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I still have no idea.
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f&%$ing boat!! stop that!!
i'm kidding of course, its quite hilarious
edit; the saddest part was the last one was on the Mac:-D
now to await the mob of 11 year old girls scheduled to besiege my house at any moment....
And I'm still not wearing any pants! (A very nice bathrobe in flannel squares, though...)
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Day and day I've marched to someone else's drum
I've searched far foreign lands, thete's nowhere left to run
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And I'm still not wearing any pants! (A very nice bathrobe in flannel squares, though...)
f&%$ing boat!! stop that!!
i'm kidding of course, its quite hilarious
edit; the saddest part was the last one was on the Mac:-D
now to await the mob of 11 year old girls scheduled to besiege my house at any moment....
And here I was thinking you were only wearing a hat.
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I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
...
All the young dudes
carry the news
All the young dudes
carry the news
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Fluorescent light engage
Black birds frying on a wire
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And here I was thinking you were only wearing a hat.And I'm still not wearing any pants! (A very nice bathrobe in flannel squares, though...)
f&%$ing boat!! stop that!!
i'm kidding of course, its quite hilarious
edit; the saddest part was the last one was on the Mac:-D
now to await the mob of 11 year old girls scheduled to besiege my house at any moment....
Hats work best in conjunction with at least one more item of clothing.
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Says the boat not still not wearing pants.
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In the end I was the mean girl
or somebody's in-between girl
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And nothing comforts me the way
As my brave friend who says
I don't care if forever never comes
'Cause I'm holding out for that teenage feeling
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Took the name of your town from a shark tooth freighter
And if I knew then what's so obvious now
You'd still be here
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Here she is with two small problems
Wishing she could call him heartache
But it's not a boy's name
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There was this girl I used to know
She'd tease me about my name
Fan the embers long enough
I sometimes catch her flame
The soothing voice of distance tells me
That was just a fling
Other music fills my ear
But I still hear her sing
She sings Paddy-Joe,
Paddy-Joe
Don't you remember me?
Long ago one gorgeous night
We let the stars go
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Tonight let's raise a glass my friends
To those who couldn't make it
A century has shut its eyes
and who are we to wake it
You can tell me anything
You can tell me anything
I'll believe it
Shame the truth with lies
Say the sun won't rise
I'll believe it
We were songbirds
we were Greek gods
We were singled out by fate
We wete quoted out of context
It was great
Grander than castles
Cathedrals or stars
mascara meltdowns
everywhere that we'd go
Electric guitars
I count the hours since you slipped away
I count the hours that I lie awake
I count the minutes and the seconds too
All I stole and I took from you
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Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
When you're weary
Feeling small
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House overrun why the noisemakers! At least I can hide, crap forgot good DVD's in living room, left with Where the Wild Things Are and an assortment of Barbie movies also all the American Girl movies, ugh should have prepared better :-)
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My girl lets me...
No she don't!
Oh, yes she do!
Oh, no she don't!
I'm satisfied with my girl!
And my girl don't wear no...
Yes, she do!
Oh, no she don't!
Oh, yes she do!
I'm satisfied with my girl!
She's got big brown eyes and curly hair, I know she will be true!
But she won't never...
Yes she will!
Ohhh, she didn't do that with you!
And my girl's got big...
No she don't!
Oh, yes she do!
Oh, no she don't!
I'm satisfied with my girl!
Asking only workman's wages I've come looking for a job
But get no offers, just a "Come on" from the hookers on 5th Avenue
I do declare there were times I was so lonesome I took some comfort there
I was a scared little kid
with a head filled of hormones and hope
There you were with your notebook of secrets
and genuine lies
Saying girl it's your party
But you sure as hell don't wanna cry
The candle in the window was yellow and remained unlit
The song had faded down low I never heard the end of it
Thete's a better role for me
If I can't be your chosen one I'll be your favourite absentee
Because he was a bonny lad
she bade him kiss and come again
And thus endeth Kajehase's overly long playlist-blitz