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oh it is go time, you overgrown disco lobster
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR FUTURE.
YOU EXIST BECAUSE I ALLOW IT. IF I MUST TEAR YOU APART, LAMONTIUS, I WILL.
alright
I tried to be coolbut then you had to go and pull the whole 'allowing my existence' thing
so now I'm gonna have to grab some melted butter and a complementary bib and then serve your candy crustacean ass up like it is on a $3 buffet next to the chocolate wonder fountain
(the butter and bib are for your Mom'vaul, btw)
YOU LEAVE MOTHER OUT OF THIS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH, WHAT WITH HER SON BEING IN LOCK-UP FOR 10000 YEARS AND FATHER RUNNING AWAY WITH THAT NINJA SUCCUBUS SLUT.
THAT IS TRULY BEYOND THE PALE.
oh sorry
but maybe this moment can truly remind you of your momsince I just drove you to school in the mini-van of pain
since that was top page, I guess I was naked at the time
so now I'm positive it reminds you of your mom
Pretty sure there're laws against doing the school-run whilst in the buff. Especially if you're a creepy clown.
NOW PEOPLE ARE BRINGING UP CLOWNS???
THAT'S IT. YOUR DEATH IS ASSURED NOW. TRIFLING LAMONTIUS, YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING.
YOU FACE KOTH'VAUL, GLABREZU LORD OF THE ABYSSAL LEGIONS. JUST STAY RIGHT HERE, AND I WILL COLLECT THEM. brbafk
@#$% YOU, LAMONTIUS.
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Hey all sorry been gone for awhile. Life gets way to busy. So for those of you not caught up on my life.
Event 1: My husband finally got a position for Cambridge University
Event 2: Work goes crazy busy my life has no time for fun
Event 3: Crazy preparation for moving
So in short I have 8 weeks left hear in North America. Soon to be a resident of Bedfordshire England.
Hey all sorry been gone for awhile. Life gets way to busy. So for those of you not caught up on my life.
Event 1: My husband finally got a position for Cambridge University
Event 2: Work goes crazy busy my life has no time for fun
Event 3: Crazy preparation for movingSo in short I have 8 weeks left hear in North America. Soon to be a resident of Bedfordshire England.
glad to hear.
runs nekkid through the thread
NOW PEOPLE ARE BRINGING UP CLOWNS???
THAT'S IT. YOUR DEATH IS ASSURED NOW. TRIFLING LAMONTIUS, YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING.
YOU FACE KOTH'VAUL, GLABREZU LORD OF THE ABYSSAL LEGIONS. JUST STAY RIGHT HERE, AND I WILL COLLECT THEM. brbafk
@#$% YOU, LAMONTIUS.
yeah you go get your abyssal legions
better yethow about you also go get the CDC and the Fire Department
so they can help you with that sick burn I just gave you
Contact made. Will talk on Thursday apparently.
yeah you go get your abyssal legions
better yet
how about you also go get the CDC and the Fire Departmentso they can help you with that sick burn I just gave you
TELEPATHY: AHA.
YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT I HAVE FIRE RESISTANCE. IT SAYS SO IN MY STAT BLOCK, SO I'M NOT MAKING THAT UP.
DID I SAY FIRE RESISTANCE? I MEANT FIRE IMMUNITY.
*closes laptop with PRD open and set to edit*
wait what does "evil outsider bane" mean
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EVIL OUTSIDER BANE THINGS BELONG TO A MR. BANE. HE IS CURRENTLY WASTING TIME SPARRING WITH A HUMAN/BAT CREATURE ON A DIFFERENT PLANE, AND IS THUS INDISPOSED
LUCKILY, I AM AN ACQUAINTANCE OF MR. BANE, SO I CAN GIVE HIM ANY SUCH ITEMS YOU COME ACROSS IF YOU WOULD KINDLY PLACE THEM IN MY POSSESSION.
funny that you mention bats
this bat has it written on the barrel
the other side says wonderboy
does beating you like a naughty piñata with this bat made from a tree felled by lightning count as placing it in your possession
y/n?
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I SHOULD USE THIS POWER WORD SPELL ON YOU AND JUST TAKE THAT BAT.
HOW MANY LEVELS OF THREAD PERSON ARE YOU AT? I THINK YOUR STAT BLOCK SAYS ONE OR TWO.
UNLESS YOU SOMEHOW GOT OVER 50 HP OUT OF ONE LEVEL, I THINK THAT'S...4D4 ROUNDS OF STUN.
ALL THOSE ROUNDS OF FULL-ROUND-ATTACKS.
hmmmmm
sounds like I need help
hold on timeout
I need to make a call
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
ALL THOSE TIMES OUR STAT BLOCKS ARE READ BY FILTHY, SNEAKY PATHFINDERS LOOKING TO GET A CHEAP ADVANTAGE.
ALL THOSE TIMES A CHARACTER "JUST HAPPENED" TO HAVE BOUGHT AN "OIL OF SCREWING OVER DEMONS NAMED BOB" RIGHT BEFORE AN ADVENTURE WHERE THEY FIGHT BOB, OVERLORD OF ETERNAL SUFFERING AND DEMONITUDE.
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
okay sure
hold on
he is on his way
one sec
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AND MILLIONS!
oh man this whole conversation is the best thing
uh roc sorry man
you seem on a roll
but uh his name is koth'vau-
YOU WOULD PUT YOUR FAITH IN OVERGROWN POULTRY, LAMONTIUS?
HOW DISAPPOINTING.
EVEN THE SUPPOSED MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FANS THAT FOLLOW THIS "ROC" CANNOT HOPE TO MATCH THE LYING HORNS HIMSELF. IN FACT, THEY COULD JOIN THEIR FLIGHTY MESSIAH IN THE SKY WHEN I REVERSE GRAVITY UPON THEM. EVEN THEN, THEIR NUMBERS ARE THEIR GREATEST WEAKNESS.
YOU SEE, ALL I NEED IS ONE WEAK SOUL.
ONE FOOL THAT THOUGHT HE COULD BEAT THE HOUSE.
ONE FOOL THAT THOUGHT HE COULD PLAY HIS LOVERS LIKE A BAUDY-HOUSE ENSEMBLE.
ONE FOOL THAT THOUGHT HE DOESN'T NEED ADDITIONAL RESOURCES BECAUSE NOBODY EVER DOES AN AUDIT.
WHEN HIS WORLD CRUMBLES APART AROUND HIM, I WILL BE THERE TO OFFER HIM SOLACE. HE WILL ASK FOR A WISH TO ESCAPE HIS TORMENT, AND I WILL GRANT IT, HIS DELUDED MORTAL MIND NEVER REALIZING IT WAS MY WISH ALL ALONG.
YOU SEE, SMALL CREATURES OF TREMBLING FLESH, REALITY ITSELF IS AT MY COMMAND.
WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE?
Back from work.
Current plans involve me staying here until (probably) end of June. In mean time my mother will fly to Poland with my money and pay the late bills for the flat and some other bills.
Or so it seems.
Steps through the Thread because he's felling left out
The Roc, yea right
Meanwhile, I had to leave about 10% of today's paper route undone because of two rowhouses getting burned down and the wind being pretty strong.
Scary.
Hey all sorry been gone for awhile. Life gets way to busy. So for those of you not caught up on my life.
Event 1: My husband finally got a position for Cambridge University
Event 2: Work goes crazy busy my life has no time for fun
Event 3: Crazy preparation for movingSo in short I have 8 weeks left hear in North America. Soon to be a resident of Bedfordshire England.
Congratulations, hope the move won't be too insane and glad to see you slide to the correct side of the Atlantic :P
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Morning one and all. Hope everyone is well, had a good day yesterday, and a lovely one today. :) A nice, sunny day here in Galway, and it's not even raining yet. What a pleasant change of pace. :D
The kidlet is going back to his mom tonight. I will be sad to see him go, but know that his mom will take good care of him until I can see him again. I got him walking before he left though, which is exciting. ^_^
Morning all and one.
Before end of the month I should write some Wayfinder submissions and I really should write a blog post...
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Hey all sorry been gone for awhile. Life gets way to busy. So for those of you not caught up on my life.
Event 1: My husband finally got a position for Cambridge University
Event 2: Work goes crazy busy my life has no time for fun
Event 3: Crazy preparation for movingSo in short I have 8 weeks left hear in North America. Soon to be a resident of Bedfordshire England.
Huzzah! Road trip!
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Morning all and one.
Before end of the month I should write some Wayfinder submissions and I really should write a blog post...
Oh yeah, Wayfinder. I tried. I really did. But....Cheliax. It's cool and all, but it just wasn't inspiring enough. That, and I didn't really feel like wasting my time making a map for the one gazetteer idea I did have, since they'd just have someone else redo it anyway.
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Morning fawtls.
Went over finances with friend yesterday. It seems that while I'mpputting money towards bills, I'm nickel and diming myself out of money afterwards. It's apparently quite common, and I got some suggestions as to how to get out of it. Getting metrocards (public transportation fare) in different amounts, not eating out anymore, etc. He also made some stark observations about my relationship and that I'm just one man and that I can't do everything on my own, despite how sweet things are set up financially. I'm working multiple jobs and burning myself out. Maybe that's where part of this is coming from, maybe not.
A nice, sunny day here in Galway, and it's not even raining yet. What a pleasant change of pace. :D
Well that explains the local weather here. You darn Irish and Brits aren't doing your job! ;)
Meanwhile, I had to leave about 10% of today's paper route undone because of two rowhouses getting burned down and the wind being pretty strong.
Scary.
Make that three rowhouses burned out and 80 people evacuated.
Make that three rowhouses burned out and 80 people evacuated.Meanwhile, I had to leave about 10% of today's paper route undone because of two rowhouses getting burned down and the wind being pretty strong.
Scary.
that's horrid. Prayers for those displaced by this. Any deaths?
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Thanks guys. I wish I could do and say more for and to everyone who has been supporting me these past few days, but for now, a simple thank you will have to do.
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Yarrr.
Some smells good. What's cookin'?
Koth'vaul, apparently.
A nice, sunny day here in Galway, and it's not even raining yet. What a pleasant change of pace. :DWell that explains the local weather here. You darn Irish and Brits aren't doing your job! ;)
Even we need a break every so often. ;)
Besides...
Make that three rowhouses burned out and 80 people evacuated.Meanwhile, I had to leave about 10% of today's paper route undone because of two rowhouses getting burned down and the wind being pretty strong.
Scary.
Surely rain is a good thing there right now. Holy carp. O.o
Off to work soon. I am in a loop of sleep-work-sleep with little brain power to do anything else. And not enough internet allowance to download and play properly time-occupying game... I miss playing Lord Of The Rings again. The Old Republic not as much but still. I could also play Guild Wars 2 a bit. Maybe when I come back to Poland, whenever it might be.