Freehold DM |
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It's a lovely day here. Our closing has been moved back to 8/14 because of court stuff, but it's survived inspection and the buyers are paying cash, so we're hoping for no more delays. Then we head for the hills!
We got our hair cut in preparation for interviews. I look fabulous! ;D
pics or it didn't happen!
DSXMachina |
Treppa wrote:pics or it didn't happen!It's a lovely day here. Our closing has been moved back to 8/14 because of court stuff, but it's survived inspection and the buyers are paying cash, so we're hoping for no more delays. Then we head for the hills!
We got our hair cut in preparation for interviews. I look fabulous! ;D
So no change then :)
Although new looks are good.
Treppa |
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We've been teaching our two dogs, Sophie and Shadow, obedience using the "Train Your Dog with Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins" DVD. Let's see how it's worked out so far, ranking success from 0 to 5.
Hey, sock it sock it to me one more time! This command does nothing but baffle both of them, though Sophie occasionally jumps on us in excitement. This could loosely be construed as 'socking it to me', particularly when 'me' is male. She has great aim and has put more than one a$$ on the floor. Failure, but not absolute. (1/5)
Get low! When accompanied by a fist to the floor, the dogs do in fact 'get low' with bellies (as well as a$$e$) on the floor (this works best if the fist contains food). They do not, however, follow this direction without accompanying manual signals. Partial credit. (3/5)
Stop! (oh) And wiggle with it! (yeah!): Stop! is perfect. Whenever we yell it, they immediately stop and stand still, wagging furiously. The wag gives them a hellacious wiggle. Full credit. (5/5)
Back, back, back it up! Incredibly successful. Both of them, even the dumb one, back up obediently. It's not like they turn and walk away, either. They. back. up. It's amazing. Full marks. (5/5)
Watch out! Screaming 'watch out!' at the dogs causes them to stop and look around in confusion, ears pricked, showing their high level of alertness. Seems like watching out to me. We'll give them full credit on this one, too.(5/5)
Get krunk in the club The club doesn't allow dogs so we can't try this command. I bet they'd let pit bulls in. Omitted.
WHAT!? This has the same response as watch out!. But since it's not really a command, I'm not giving them credit nor taking any away. We just like to randomly scream WHAT!? at the dogs so they know who's boss.(0/0)
The training program has another command, but we're not teaching it because it's gender specific and seems to entail a lot of cleanup. Ew. All in all, they get 23/25, or 92%, an A. We do recommend Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins' Dog Training DVD. Dog yelling is a lot more fun than dog whispering, and we look all look awesome in the owner/pet matching gold teeth.
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Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Monday! Back in Texas with the wife and boy. The drive was somewhat blargity. Hit a lot of rain starting just before we crossed into Texas. And the boy stayed awake the entire drive. So he was excited about the new house, but bummed that no one else was there and a bit too cranky to go out and eat. Which sucked because I wanted to show the wife around a bit.
Freehold DM |
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We've been teaching our two dogs, Sophie and Shadow, obedience using the "Train Your Dog with Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins" DVD. Let's see how it's worked out so far, ranking success from 0 to 5.
Hey, sock it sock it to me one more time! This command does nothing but baffle both of them, though Sophie occasionally jumps on us in excitement. This could loosely be construed as 'socking it to me', particularly when 'me' is male. She has great aim and has put more than one a$$ on the floor. Failure, but not absolute. (1/5)
Get low! When accompanied by fist to the floor, the dogs do in fact 'get low' with bellies (as well as a$$e$) on the floor (this works best if the fist contains food). They do not, however, follow this direction without accompanying manual signals. Partial credit. (3/5)
Stop! (oh) And wiggle with it! (yeah!): Stop! is perfect. Whenever we yell it, they immediately stop and stand still, wagging furiously. The wag gives them a hellacious wiggle. Full credit. (5/5)
Back, back, back it up! Incredibly successful. Both of them, even the dumb one, back up obediently. It's not like they turn and walk away, either. They. back. up. It's amazing. Full marks. (5/5)
Watch out! Screaming 'watch out!' at the dogs causes them to stop and look around in confusion, ears pricked, showing their high level of alertness. Seems like watching out to me. We'll give them full credit on this one, too.(5/5)
Get krunk in the club The club doesn't allow dogs so we can't try this command. I bet they'd let pit bulls in. Omitted.
WHAT!? This has the same response as watch out!. But since it's not really a command, I'm not giving them credit nor taking any away. We just like to randomly scream WHAT!? at the dogs so they know who's boss.(0/0)
The training...
ROTFL
Treppa, you have won the thread.
Big Hair |
It's a lovely day here. Our closing has been moved back to 8/14 because of court stuff, but it's survived inspection and the buyers are paying cash, so we're hoping for no more delays. Then we head for the hills!
We got our hair cut in preparation for interviews. I look fabulous! ;D
Dahling, you always look fahbulous!
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So...Space City con is this weekend.
And I...have volunteered...to run 20 hours of games.
Why yes...yes I am a masochist.
If that one guy that spent twelve FREAKIN' hours unable to talk to me at Comicpalooza last year shows up, I will not be able to avoid yelling at him, I fear.
I ran three scenarios last year, part 1, 2 and (shockingly!) 3...this same guy was at all three. Not only did he already reek across the table at the first game (and yes, it always goes downhill from there), but he literally could not speak to me the entire session. Everytime I asked him a question, he could do nothing but giggle helplessly. The only word he managed to me the entire 4 hour session was "*giggle* yeah *giggle*". ditto part 2. And part 3. I left the con early rather than volunteer to run a 5th game when I saw him walk into the gaming room that Sunday.
-_-
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on our way back we visited the Wartburg
maybe the most important castle in germany (and UNESCO world heritage)
the history of the place is fascinating, it includes a holy Lady, a mage appearing from thin air to make an important prophecy, Martin Luther translating the Bible and fighting the devil with an ink bottle, a war of minstrels. Parcival and the holy grail, Franz List, Richard Wagner, Goethe, bread transformed into roses, the start of revolution, the german national flag, the backside of our cent (and former Pfenning) coins, student fraternitiys, a GDR car, Emporer Wilhelm II, Emporer Friedrich II, 101 miracles.......
I will post pics soon
Ragadolf |
on our way back we visited the Wartburg
maybe the most important castle in germany (and UNESCO world heritage)
the history of the place is fascinating, it includes a holy Lady, a mage appearing from thin air to make an important prophecy, Martin Luther translating the Bible and fighting the devil with an ink bottle, a war of minstrels. Parcival and the holy grail, Franz List, Richard Wagner, Goethe, bread transformed into roses, the start of revolution, the german national flag, the backside of our cent (and former Pfenning) coins, student fraternitiys, a GDR car, Emporer Wilhelm II, Emporer Friedrich II, 101 miracles.......I will post pics soon
Wow,...
I want to see that castle if I ever make it back to that side of the planet! :)
Ragadolf |
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Grrr,...
Ethics training s#cks.
Not only have I wasted an hour of my life I will never get back, I have Definitive PROOF that states in general, (And Louisiana in particular) are dumber than any individual could possibly be.
They have rules about what you can and not accept, if at all,
Then they have exceptions to those rules,
Then there are the exceptions to the exceptions.
The only way to be safe if you work for the state in ANY capacity, is to NEVER take anything from anybody, or do anything except your job.
And half the time you'll probably still get in trouble. ;P
Excuse me, I'm gonna go crawl back in my cave now. I'm sure posting on the internet violates something in the code of ethics somewhere,... ;P