I can't find my bag. Said bag contains all my DM notes as well as books 5 and 6 of Kingmaker...
How to design downtown Redmond:
Get a Pollack-sized (at least 10x15 feet) canvas and carefully stretch it to the frame and lay it on the floor. This will be the map.
Get several buckets of paint and some chimpanzees. Some dice are also handy.
Find a keg or a case of tequila. If using tequila, ensure it is in plastic containers so the chimps don't hurt themselves. Reserve some tequila.
Give booze to chimps. Give paint buckets to chimps.
Wait. Apply reserved tequila to supervisor.
Remove paint buckets and chimps.
Roll dice to determine which paint colors are one-way streets.
You've got a city! Try not to get lost.
This reminds me of Shadowrun. I love Shadowrun.
How to design downtown Redmond:
Get a Pollack-sized (at least 10x15 feet) canvas and carefully stretch it to the frame and lay it on the floor. This will be the map.
Get several buckets of paint and some chimpanzees. Some dice are also handy.
Find a keg or a case of tequila. If using tequila, ensure it is in plastic containers so the chimps don't hurt themselves. Reserve some tequila.
Give booze to chimps. Give paint buckets to chimps.
Wait. Apply reserved tequila to supervisor.
Remove paint buckets and chimps.
Roll dice to determine which paint colors are one-way streets.
You've got a city! Try not to get lost.
I approve!
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not drunk yet, maybe slightly tipsy
not drunk yet, maybe slightly tipsy
make me proud!!!
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The girl wants to just say as friends.
*Shrugs* Fine by me. I'll just tell my dad to f*** off the next time he starts whining about how I fail at life because I don't have a girlfriend.
Because really, do I need one? Will I die without one?So far I have seen that I can live without one.
This all sounds... oddly familiar...
This all sounds... oddly familiar...The girl wants to just say as friends.
*Shrugs* Fine by me. I'll just tell my dad to f*** off the next time he starts whining about how I fail at life because I don't have a girlfriend.
Because really, do I need one? Will I die without one?So far I have seen that I can live without one.
for me too
if you would look 4 years back you would find posts like that from meodly enough, I found myself ready for a serious relationship after I had realized that I was happy by miself and did not need a girl :-)
Muhahahaha!
This all sounds... oddly familiar...The girl wants to just say as friends.
*Shrugs* Fine by me. I'll just tell my dad to f*** off the next time he starts whining about how I fail at life because I don't have a girlfriend.
Because really, do I need one? Will I die without one?So far I have seen that I can live without one.
for me too
if you would look 4 years back you would find posts like that from meodly enough, I found myself ready for a serious relationship after I had realized that I was happy by miself and did not need a girl :-)
Relationships? Oh, yeah, I read about those somewhere!
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How to design downtown Redmond:
Get a Pollack-sized (at least 10x15 feet) canvas and carefully stretch it to the frame and lay it on the floor. This will be the map.
Get several buckets of paint and some chimpanzees. Some dice are also handy.
Find a keg or a case of tequila. If using tequila, ensure it is in plastic containers so the chimps don't hurt themselves. Reserve some tequila.
Give booze to chimps. Give paint buckets to chimps.
Wait. Apply reserved tequila to supervisor.
Remove paint buckets and chimps.
Roll dice to determine which paint colors are one-way streets.
You've got a city! Try not to get lost.
Sounds exactly like Syracuse.
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mildly drunk now and in my train home
I had a good evening
Relationships? Oh, yeah, I read about those somewhere!I think my character has one of those in Skyrim. I can't be certain, though.
I think that only games I played with relationships were Dragon Age I & II...
I am still sad that one can't have threesome with Merrill and Isabela.
"It looks like a giant avocado. But I wouldn’t want to eat the guacamole."
Mmmmm Friday, only 4 hours left of work. Go home sleep and try to go for an hour and a half of swimming tomorrow. The good news is that my jammers came in. Maybe I'll save wearing them for next week though.
Time to renew my relationship with my bed. My pillow, the one true love of my life! At least until I change pillow for a new one...
Time to renew my relationship with my bed. My pillow, the one true love of my life! At least until I change pillow for a new one...
I need a new pillow
Something here doesn't make sense.
I have my Core Rulebook at home which implies I took my bag home.
My dice aren't here, which implies my bag never arrived here. WHERE IS MY BAG?!
Also, turns out my boy likes Willie and Waylon and the boys.
he wants to go to Luckenbach, Texas ?
today Kingmaker game with my second group, maybe we can finish book 1 today
Something here doesn't make sense.
I have my Core Rulebook at home which implies I took my bag home.
My dice aren't here, which implies my bag never arrived here. WHERE IS MY BAG?!
Either you brought your bag home, took CRB out of it and lost the bag somewhere at home.
Or you didn't put CRB into the bag, took bag outside and lost it there.
Or your CRB quantum tunneled out of the bag while the rest quantum tunneled out of your home.
Or kobolds took your bag throwing the content out in random places.
I found my bags in very strange places of my apartment. Sometimes in kitchen but usually in my room but in places I don't remember putting the bag.
I am GMing tomorrow. At 10:00 *sigh*
We have to start early and end early because one of players is working that afternoon.
Good morning good morning!
Spring has sprung! Time for another day or removing rebellious brambles' limbs followed by a chastisement of the grass with a rapidly rotating blade. MUAH HA HA HA!
Waves at retreating corpse
Bye Zombeh! Eat lots of brains (if you can find them) at the DMV!
I hope you find your bag, Icyshadow.
10 isn't that bad, Drejk. I've run games at conventions at 8 AM. I think I managed to keep from falling face first into my dice. :)
Planning to go get a new driver's liscence today.
Good luck!
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I want this Sailing the Starlit Sea thing so bad now. Pathfinder Spelljammer!
Two more April monsters to go after this one!
Deviant art favorites sorting is lousy... I think I have that picture in favorites somewhere...
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Weekly update: swam 2000 yards in about 67 minutes. Down to 47 inch waist.
Will it rain or not?
As long as there won't be rain tomorrow I am ok with that...
And now someone is cooking cabbage.
Yup, it's raining.
Dropped my DROID in a tall glass of ice teas last night. F@#$$%!
You know they will at first...
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Dropped my DROID in a tall glass of ice teas last night. F@#$$%!How exactly does that happen?
(Maybe it wasn't the droid you were looking for...)
Successful roll to hit is not always good...