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Drejk wrote:I don't think they actually have moose down in Texas.Kajehase wrote:Or maybe not, can't say I've heard about any Texas moose. But you never know.Texas mooses are cunning and sneaky beasts.
They are so sneaky and cunning that no one ever sees one until it is too late.
Not that it matters. Since everything is bigger in Texas, the deer are probably the same size as the moose.
How big must mooses grow there...

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As promised earlier, here is a link to the photo of my car for non facebook people.
Note the tufts of fur in the bumper. It was a large deer.
Those little bastards sure do some damage. And these days the insurance companies do seem more willing to just go ahead and total the car. Back in '89 when I wrecked my Chevy Nova, they just rebuilt the damned thing. But 7 years ago, when I wrecked my Cavalier, they couldn't total it fast enough.

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Hadley Freeman's ten signs (actually nine - sloppy copyediting) you are having a non-awesome date (possibly autobiographical [to her, not me. Well, maybe the sixth and the last ones.])
• The date ends so early you stop off in Topshop on your way home, slightly drunk and buy a dress.
• As you walk into the restaurant for this first date, his face falls. "Oh," he says. "I thought you were the other one."
• "I don't mean to sound racist but…"
• Somewhere in between the first and second course, it transpires that he once slept with your sister.
• You turn up, as primped and preened as a shih tzu at Crufts, only to realise he not only saw this as just a friendly coffee, but brought his girlfriend along to boot.
• He starts crying halfway through and you find yourself reassuring him that you're sure he'll get back together with his ex-girlfriend as they're obviously meant to be together (yes, just like Steve Guttenberg does at the beginning of Three Men And A Baby – exactly that. You are Steve Guttenberg).
• "You want to go home now? Man, Jews always leave early, don't you?"
• You have to wash your face when you get home because it is sticky with his slobbery saliva from when he licked your face. Literally, licked your face.
• "You're how old and you're still single? Tick tock tick tock!"

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Nothing like starting out my job with 3 rounds of public speaking in front of an audience of 40 people and my boss on the second day. Apparently, the boss was extremely impressed however, since I only watched her give the presentation twice and then delivered it without missing a single talking point. Yay me!
One of the presentations (which I did not give, my boss did) was translated into Polish. It made me think of Drejk.