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Naked Spec-4 ftw!!!

Reminds me of a friend.....naked passed out on guard duty....huzzah!


So, the Int-dumped monk just kicked a part off of a Model-T equivalent. He has learned that that is now how repair checks work.


This weekend's episode of black dynamite is the most offensive and hilarious thing I've ever seen. I am unsure if I want Bullhorn's special ability or if I'm just awesome the way I am.


Without having seen what you're talking about, I can assure you the latter is the correct choice. There's no improving perfection.


Scintillae wrote:
So, the Int-dumped monk just kicked a part off of a Model-T equivalent. He has learned that that is now how repair checks work.

I fixed it, but if this is how future "repairs" will go I am wondering if I should invest heavily in make whole. Which is irritatingly not a spell I am normally in possession of; I should invest in scrolls when we return to the city. And when I have more coin.

Just one more thing on the list.


BluePigeon wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Just popping in to say thank you for all the commiseration posts (both here and on FB) I do appreciate it. I'm still a bit numb, but I am slowly dealing. I hope everyone's Monday is going as well as can be expected for a Monday.

*blink*

Hang in man. I lost my father and older brother in the span of eight months. I know how bad it can be.

Positive waves +1 and +2

Damn, I'm getting all misty about pets dying... where do I go from here?

Everything I ate today was purchased with your family's blood. I'm grateful.We all should be.


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Thank you Treppa. I am pretty g~+$#~n awesome. Still, I have to find the time and place to use the line "Let's integrate our feet into some racist ass."


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Naked Spec-4 ftw!!!

Reminds me of a friend.....naked passed out on guard duty....huzzah!

Wow! I thought my stories from Korea we interesting, but we have got to have some beers together some time!


I know, right? heh heh....I know's how to collectem. Stories.....


Heh. Sounds good.

I have stories.
Sadly, absolutely none of the good ones are about me. Not one.
It is possible I am living the most unexciting life on the planet. Ever.

I make up for it by having friends who lead lives I would be embarrassed to rent a video about.
;)

<toasts living vicariously>


There's worse fates. heh heh......
I've since retired to an obscure and banal Limbo known as suburbia, and when work isn't interesting, it's a good good thing.


You said it brother! :)

Power to the backyard Bar-B-Que!

Note that I never claimed my life wasn't busy, (it is) or fulfilling, (generally) or happy (mostly) or fun (occasionally).

It's just not (usually) very exciting,...

;P

EDIT- I'm working on that,... ;)


Urizen wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
I knew 'jiggy' meant that someone was a snappy or 'fly' dresser, but I'm sure the word has morphed into something more sexual in innuendo at this point. #declarerule34

Even after Will Smith declared he was "getting jiggy with it"? I thought he was one of the few exceptions to rule 34.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.

Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.


Freehold DM wrote:
Thank you Treppa. I am pretty g*+#@%n awesome. Still, I have to find the time and place to use the line "Let's integrate our feet into some racist ass."

Reminds me of high school...

(Turns out [Swedish] racists don't like guys with Beatles-haircuts either.)

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Think Phineas & Ferb, crossed with The Prisoner, the old D&D Cartoon, and Starsky & Hutch.

This sounds like the best thing ever.


Kajehase wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.
Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.

VIVA PANAMA!!!

Was this before or after the invasion?

Liberty's Edge

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Scintillae wrote:
Hollywood really likes dark and gritty these days, though. The Nolan Batman franchise is not something I'd take a five-year-old or younger to see.

Meh. I just wouldn't want to let a five-year old sit through movies that suck as much as the Nolan Batman films.

OK, Heath Ledger was f~$~ing great, but Nolan has admitted that he hates comic books, and Christian Bale is a horrible actor.


Alphas is incredible. What an awesome show.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Think Phineas & Ferb, crossed with The Prisoner, the old D&D Cartoon, and Starsky & Hutch.
This sounds like the best thing ever.

+1 !


Freehold DM wrote:
Alphas is incredible. What an awesome show.

Just never got into that show. I'm willing to take your word on it though.

However, I DID enjoy the season premiere of Warehouse 13! :)

Liberty's Edge

Bitter Thorn wrote:
I never understood my fellow infantrymen who felt this was a chore. If you don't like shooting why the f~*$ did you become an 11B??

Because they love walking in circles all day.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:

Why does no one post in the "Gamers, Post Your Pics" thread any more?

I suppose every one shares their pics on facebook now?

Or overshares, perhaps. I know I'm tagged in at least 750+ photos. So much for my anonymity.
WOW!
I'm sure the majority of them involve hand gestures, booze, and metal shows. :)
Sure. ;)

If I had the public link to all the photos I'm tagged in, you'll know I'm telling you gospel, Cochise. :)


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I read Candide's Voltaire once.

That would be Voltaire's 'Candide'.

<pushes up glasses.>

Liberty's Edge

houstonderek wrote:
S!+*, my rank in the Army was "Article 15".

Mine was "sorry, son, you're medically unfit for service."


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Vicon wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Just popping in to say thank you for all the commiseration posts (both here and on FB) I do appreciate it. I'm still a bit numb, but I am slowly dealing. I hope everyone's Monday is going as well as can be expected for a Monday.

*blink*

Hang in man. I lost my father and older brother in the span of eight months. I know how bad it can be.

Positive waves +1 and +2

Damn, I'm getting all misty about pets dying... where do I go from here?

Everything I ate today was purchased with your family's blood. I'm grateful.We all should be.

As long as you don't sparkle. Else we're going to have issues.


Kajehase wrote:
Even after Will Smith declared he was "getting jiggy with it"? I thought he was one of the few exceptions to rule 34.

I'd rule 34 his wife. Especially since rumors say they're on the rocks.

A man can dream.

Drunken moonshine dreams.

Liberty's Edge

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I wish they made Ritalin patches. That way, I wouldn't forget to take the damn stuff.


Freehold DM wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.
Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.

VIVA PANAMA!!!

Was this before or after the invasion?

Way after.

It was right before we were going to totally pull outta there.

I was in a commo signal shot; all these guys were on these hills out in the jungle, but not me. My van was right next to Burger King. It was funny as hell.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I wish they made Ritalin patches. That way, I wouldn't forget to take the damn stuff.

They were working on something for a while. Then they went back to ER oral meds, unfortunately. I would have preferred patches myself, but I don't think neurotransmitters via the skin is something science is up to yet. I look forward to the day, however.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.
Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.

VIVA PANAMA!!!

Was this before or after the invasion?

Way after.

It was right before we were going to totally pull outta there.

I was in a commo signal shot; all these guys were on these hills out in the jungle, but not me. My van was right next to Burger King. It was funny as hell.

That explains the hate, at least.


Ragadolf wrote:

Heh. Sounds good.

I have stories.
Sadly, absolutely none of the good ones are about me. Not one.
It is possible I am living the most unexciting life on the planet. Ever.

I make up for it by having friends who lead lives I would be embarrassed to rent a video about.
;)

<toasts living vicariously>

:)


Ragadolf wrote:

You said it brother! :)

Power to the backyard Bar-B-Que!

Note that I never claimed my life wasn't busy, (it is) or fulfilling, (generally) or happy (mostly) or fun (occasionally).

It's just not (usually) very exciting,...

;P

EDIT- I'm working on that,... ;)

Be careful what you wish for. ;)


Kajehase wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.
Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.

You were infantry too? How was that in your land?

How big is your active army? I've read 5K to 10K.


Ragadolf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Alphas is incredible. What an awesome show.

Just never got into that show. I'm willing to take your word on it though.

However, I DID enjoy the season premiere of Warehouse 13! :)

+1


Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:

Why does no one post in the "Gamers, Post Your Pics" thread any more?

I suppose every one shares their pics on facebook now?

Or overshares, perhaps. I know I'm tagged in at least 750+ photos. So much for my anonymity.
WOW!
I'm sure the majority of them involve hand gestures, booze, and metal shows. :)
Sure. ;)
If I had the public link to all the photos I'm tagged in, you'll know I'm telling you gospel, Cochise. :)

OK. I only know you from the FAWTLcon pics. I actually recognized Jess, AZ, Taig, and Patrick on sight at the bar by Paizocon from pics.

That was cool!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.
Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.

VIVA PANAMA!!!

Was this before or after the invasion?

Way after.

It was right before we were going to totally pull outta there.

I was in a commo signal shot; all these guys were on these hills out in the jungle, but not me. My van was right next to Burger King. It was funny as hell.

You're such a REMF. ;)


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell; I don't even know what fobbit means. I might be insulting people; I was "rear echelon" as hell though. I didn't do a damn thing. I went to Panama for two weeks, and got bombed by black birds.

Like, actual black birds, that tried to fly over your head and take a crap on you.
It seemed like everybody and everything hated you in Panama, even the birds.
Untrained conscripted infantry reserve me. Unless they've decomissioned the reserve too.

You were infantry too? How was that in your land?

How big is your active army? I've read 5K to 10K.

Untrained means I didn't have to go. ;)

By the time I'd come of age for it, only about 1 in 4 men (and all the women who wanted to do and passed the tests) were conscripted, the rest of us were either given a free pass, or lumped into the reserve.

As of last year the conscription army is gone altogether, but I can't remember how big it is right now. For one thing, most of it is in Afghanistan...


In other news it would appear that the big cat really like the taste of my sweaty ankles...


"So unless you spend your spare time chasing virginal teenagers in the American outback, chainsaw roaring, avoid the onesie."

Yet another reason why Hadley Freeman manages to write a fashion-column I'll actually read.

The Exchange

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Hollywood really likes dark and gritty these days, though. The Nolan Batman franchise is not something I'd take a five-year-old or younger to see.

Meh. I just wouldn't want to let a five-year old sit through movies that suck as much as the Nolan Batman films.

OK, Heath Ledger was f~$#ing great, but Nolan has admitted that he hates comic books, and Christian Bale is a horrible actor.

So glad there is someone else out there who 'gets' it.

Scarab Sages

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Tuesday! Hope everyone has a spectacular day!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....coffee

Scarab Sages

Ow! F~~*! That s*$%'s hot!

Scarab Sages

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In other news: Happy Birthday to my awesomely beautiful wife!

Scarab Sages

Sometimes, it's tough to be so damn happy in the morning. Some of these f#&*ers around here sure as s@+! don't appreciate it.

F+*~ing douchebags.

Scarab Sages

But you guys! I love you guys! My FAWTLY Folk kick ass!

Scarab Sages

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I actually got Charlie to say something pretty close to Happy Birthday to his mommy this morning. Close enough, anyway.

And then, when I told him to go give his mommy a birthday hug, he ran over to her and wrapped those two little arms right around her legs. Then she picked him up and he gave her a cuddle hug.

My boy kicks ass!!

Scarab Sages

SPOON!!!

Scarab Sages

Have I mentioned "Mmmmmm.....coffee" yet?

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