Couldn't resist. I was going to solicit vacation ideas for a poor/stressed tree but thought that nekkid solication was too easy. However appropriate.
This sounds awesome!Morning all. What did I miss?Well, Max's vacation down to Florida took a turn for the bizzare when the entire state was overrun by mutant jellyfish emerging from the sea to harvest the state's orange tree crops. Meanwhile, Heath's trip to the mall to purchase a new pair of shoes ended in jailtime when he ran afoul of the mall cops and refused to submit himself for a body cavity search. And across town, police and fire units had to be called after Jason decided to experiment with....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I agree. Zombie you really should take a crack at this.
It certainly can't turn out worse than the current lineup.
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Oh, I see CH. Tease me about being on vacation and then abandon me. Typical.
You probably won't even call me the next day.
Sorry, too busy having fun.
Actually, all of these children have started a new game which seems to be about who can scream the loudest. That is the only point I can discern anyway.
I thought you were on vacation. Since when do vacations for non-parents include screaming kids?
Since parents go on vacations too and often take it as a vacation from parenting.
I may be a little irritated at seeing a family who brought their very young children to a very dark PG-13 movie that didn't get out till nearly midnight. That's healthy for the munchkins!
I think it's telling that seeing something just now that should have ticked me off royally, my only response was a sudden wave of exhaustion.
uuuuuugh.
Drejk,
My guess is narcotics were involved. Nobody tries to commit suicide from a first-floor window, and if it was domestic abuse next door, you might have heard it (or already know about it by a history of events.) Or perhaps an attempt to ninja escape a cold-turkey detox-vigil.
So Strange!!
Almost certainly alcohol was involved. I don't know if there were any narcotics there or not. Police was inside together with ambulance technicians when the girl returned after the incident. No arrest was made so I guess there were nothing incriminating on sight.
Some sort of arguments and alcohol parties happen there from time to time. A few months ago I interrupted an argument during which she fled from the apartment on the corridor and he went after her - I asked her if she wants to call police and warned them if they won't cool down I will call the police. They calmed down and apologized.
Usually, police called to most incidents comes after 30-45 minutes when it is usually over (I called cops one night after hearing someone crying for help somewhere in the neighbourhood).
I thought it was moonday.
Meh.
Tired. Sleepy. Bored.
I'll probably be banned from here soon, so hit me up on FB or get my number from FHDM.
Just stumbled onto the why of this, so here's my hoping it doesn't come down to that. Though honestly, I can't say I blame you for what you said.
I love my afternoon stories myself.. Grew up watching them with grandma.
It certainly can't turn out worse than the current lineup.
Hey, I turned out alright.
Since parents go on vacations too and often take it as a vacation from parenting.
I may be a little irritated at seeing a family who brought their very young children to a very dark PG-13 movie that didn't get out till nearly midnight. That's healthy for the munchkins!
Hollywood really likes dark and gritty these days, though. The Nolan Batman franchise is not something I'd take a five-year-old or younger to see.
I'm firing a machine gun today.
At who?
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Prairie dogs?
Hey, TOZ, fire at the badger-coon! ~points at taig~ He is right THERE!!!
<insert maniacal laughter here>And, apparently, I'm acting Branch Head today. Seriously? Don't they know that I'm extremely susceptible to the corruptive influence of power over my fellow man?Note to self. Don't let Aberzombie play this game. ever.
Laughter and a game for only $5.99, who would've thought of such a thing.
Good morning everyone. Still packing for my departure to Indiana.
I had a dream that my super huge minis order arrived!!! Then I woke up and was sad. :(
Morning all. What did I miss?
I had a dream that my super huge minis order arrived!!! Then I woke up and was sad. :(
Sorry to hear that. Please take a seat and lay back on my couch. We have much to discuss.
hi everyone,
new boss seems to be OK, maybe work will be a bit less anoying and more productive from now on, well at least I have some hope
grass is mowed (is that right, grammar?) and a big bag of weeds weeded ( garden suffert during the vacation)
a big bag of weeds weeded
Those Doodlebugs are a predatory denizen in the weed garden.
Hey, TOZ, fire at the badger-coon! ~points at taig~ He is right THERE!!!
BE sure to use explosive anti Michael rounds. It's the only way to be sure.
hi everyone,
new boss seems to be OK, maybe work will be a bit less anoying and more productive from now on, well at least I have some hope
He vill bring ze German efficiency, ja?
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He vill bring ze German efficiency, ja?hi everyone,
new boss seems to be OK, maybe work will be a bit less anoying and more productive from now on, well at least I have some hope
everyone expects ze german effiemcy
I had a dream that my super huge minis order arrived!!! Then I woke up and was sad. :(
Aren't super huge and minis mutually exclusive? I'm so confused.
"super huge" "minis order"
not "super huge minis" "order"
Clearer?
I had a dream that my super huge minis order arrived!!! Then I woke up and was sad. :(Aren't super huge and minis mutually exclusive? I'm so confused.
It makes as much sense as all the other oxymorons out there.
(Must, refrain, from, talking, about, morons, I'm, trapped, with,...)Jumbo shrimp,
Intelligent lights,
Chicken-Fried Steak,
Huge Minis,...
Yeah, it's all good.
;P
Hey, TOZ, fire at the badger-coon! ~points at taig~ He is right THERE!!!BE sure to use explosive anti Michael rounds. It's the only way to be sure.
X_X
Yay! TOZ got the badger-coon!
"super huge" "minis order"
not "super huge minis" "order"
Clearer?
English is too confusing.... hehe
Scint and I actually had that conversation earlier heh, it ended with her saying "I keep needing to translate English to English".
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Maybe I'm just a Stupid American (tm), but some British slang is just confusing to me.
Actually, some American slang is just confusing to me.
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Maybe I'm just a Stupid American (tm), but some British slang is just confusing to me.
Actually, some American slang is just confusing to me.
Bung some words here ye barmy bloke and they will translate em to yank in a chiffy.
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Hm, that's great, but I still can't speak to those Yankee teenagers! What's a shawty, and what in blazes does it mean to be jiggy with something or other?
*snorts soda*
That makes me sound like I'm approaching a mid-life crisis.
I'm certain I'll beat you there, and not just because of the four-year head start >_>
One of my long-lost co-workers just walked by. He's got a beard now.
Good man!
Ha!
I'm firing a machine gun today.
Cool. 240B? M2?
Getting to burn through thousands of rounds of ammo and get paid for it is the thing I miss most about the Army.
I never understood my fellow infantrymen who felt this was a chore. If you don't like shooting why the f!@@ did you become an 11B??