Last one to post wins

[Inkwell]

to the victor belong the spoils.

[Gruumash .]

As the quickening fills his body from the slain Knight-Errant. Gruumash once again wins.

[KenderKin]

Gives back my bucket!

This is the bucket list right?

[KaeYoss]

Arazyr wrote:

There's a reason we old wizards live alone in tall towers. No distracting "loved ones" to be hostages.

Hermitage for the win!

Oh, your arcane bond/familiar's here, too.

[KaeYoss]

Keep that spoiled brat Victor out of this.

I win, anyway.

[Gruumash .]

No wrong again. There can be only one ... and it is me. Especially after I chopped your head off KaeYoss. I win.

[Mulban]

You guys aren't even good enough to be Highlander 2. I'm going to win this. Maybe not with this post, or next one I make. But soon, everybody already knows this, you all might as well concede now.

[Gary Teter]

Soooo tempted to abuse my powers....

Spoiler:

I WIN!!!

[KaeYoss]

Gruumash . wrote:

No wrong again. There can be only one ... and it is me. Especially after I chopped your head off KaeYoss. I win.

Ha ha! You thought that was my own head? I win because you're too gullible.

[Arazyr]

Gary Teter wrote:

Soooo tempted to abuse my powers....

** spoiler omitted **

Do it! You know you want to! Then I'll win! 8^)

[Billy Mays_]

Arazyr wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Soooo tempted to abuse my powers....

** spoiler omitted **

Do it! You know you want to! Then I'll win! 8^)

Actually I would win.

[Irv]

Not if I do first.

[Xabulba]

Snatchs the win from the jaws of defeat.

[Irv]

Snatches it back.

[Xabulba]

Throws Irv into a river near where a couple of riverfolk are fishing.

I win.

[Charles Scholz]

Crushes the skull under my foot.

I Win!

[Sissyl]

*wonders how long it will be until an admin gets tempted enough...*

ORF WIV THE SKULL'S EAD!

I win!

[Arazyr]

I'll take that win!

[Gruumash .]

As he takes yet another head off one of the champions and the quickening fills his body from Arazyr"s dead body. As he seeks out Mulban for that nasty comment about the movie which must never be named. "I will have justice Mulban. For there can be only one ... and it will be me."

P.S: KaeYoss your so stubborn you don't even know I have already slain you and yes that was your head I took off...as well as your power.

[Arazyr]

*Arazyr's Contingent Dispel Quickening, followed by Resurrection and Maximized Disintegrate Pirate go off, ensuring me of the win!

[Billy Mays_]

*Casts the 9th level spell "I win. You lose."*
I win.

[Irv]

You wish

[Billy Mays_]

*Casts a wish spell and wishes for the win*

I win!

[Sissyl]

I naturally twist your wish so that you get a bottle of win...e instead. It pays to be the DM, after all, you get to see people's faces when you do things like this.

And who better to win than me, the DM? I win.

[Gruumash .]

Sissyl I don't think being Dinty Moore helps you in this matter.

I win again because of my awesomeness.

Arazyr what you failed to relise is that I am in a constant dead magic field. So your spells never went off. You are defeated and I win.

[Arazyr]

Fortunately, I still have clones.

I win, and I win, and I win, and... 8^)

[Billy Mays_]

Hello, I'm Chuck Norris...
...I win!

[Charles Scholz]

I'll see your Chuck Norris, and raise a Jean Claude Van Damme.

I win!!

[Irv]

Sees Van Damme and raises a Predator

win!

[Gruumash .]

I see your Predator and raise you a Conan. I have crushed you seen you driven before me and would listen to the lamentation of your women if you had any left. I win.

[Cosmo]

Today, I would like you all to know
how long I have tried to keep myself awake
enough to keep up with this thread.

.

Going on three days now, I have stayed
awake to watch how you all try, and fail.
Monitoring your seeming successes, knowing it is all for naught.
Enough. You have lost.

[Gary Teter]

I have locked
the thread
which
you were probably
saving
for lulz

Forgive me
my posts were
so sweet
and so full of win

[Solnes]

Gary Teter wrote:

I have locked

the thread
which
you were probably
saving
for lulz

Forgive me
my posts were
so sweet
and so full of win

I winz!

[Charles Scholz]

You lose because you can't spell.

I Win.

[Irv]

That was an MQ1 Predator with 2 Hellfires, which is one more than I need for the win.

[Charles Scholz]

I see your MQ1 Predator with 2 Hellfiires and raise it with a Stealth bomber and 2 Nukes.

OBTW - I Win!!

[Irv]

I live in a Nuclear Free Zone.

And Win!

[KaeYoss]

Gruumash . wrote:

As he takes yet another head off one of the champions and the quickening fills his body from Arazyr"s dead body. As he seeks out Mulban for that nasty comment about the movie which must never be named. "I will have justice Mulban. For there can be only one ... and it will be me."

P.S: KaeYoss your so stubborn you don't even know I have already slain you and yes that was your head I took off...as well as your power.

...or that's what I wanted you to think.

[KaeYoss]

A winning Haiku
Thought up by me on the fly
Awesome so I win.

[Irv]

only to lose to some old guy with only the facts.

[KaeYoss]

Yeah, except not.

[Arazyr]

Old guy for the win!!! 8^)

[Irv]

Wrong old guy.

[Gruumash .]

Puny ring crush in the hand for the win.

[KaeYoss]

Irv wrote:

Wrong old guy.

They're all wrong.

[Xabulba]

I a winner in the game of win.

[Mulban]

Sorry X, I already told you I'm going to win.

[KaeYoss]

Mulban wrote:

Sorry X, I already told you I'm going to win.

You're disqualified for lying. For you can't win because I will.

[Gruumash .]

Ah poor KaeYoss delusions of grandeur. Merely warming my seat because ...I have won. You may now lock the thread.

[Xabulba]

No happy endings for orcs, I win.