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I crush my enemies Charles Scholz, see him driven before me and hear the lamentations of his women. Yes I have won.I thought you were a pirate, not a barbarian.
Ah but there you fail to realize that Conan was indeed both a barbarian and a pirate. One can be both. But enough of your distraction Illithid ... I am still winning.
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Ah but there you fail to realize that Conan was indeed both a barbarian and a pirate. One can be both. But enough of your distraction Illithid ... I am still winning.I crush my enemies Charles Scholz, see him driven before me and hear the lamentations of his women. Yes I have won.I thought you were a pirate, not a barbarian.
Quite the contrary, the distraction continued and as you were waxing rhapsodic about the possible dichotomy of pirate/barbarian, I actually took the win and left a forgery for you.
I expelliamus your win and place my own.
Expelliamus, schmexpelliamus. I shine you and take the win as payment. I even make it Morganti for free.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Oh, and for what its worth, the duck isn't tap dancing.
It is Morse Code to his goose overlord. But since he is just saying "Quack" in code, I win.
I eat you all and win.
I eat you all and win.
No, you don't. I jam open your mouth with the Spear of Destiny. I then use your uvula as a punching ball.
That's how I win.
The first time you hit my uvula, my poison breath sprays in your face, killing you instantly. I win.
The first time you hit my uvula, my poison breath sprays in your face, killing you instantly. I win.
Poison? Please. Might as hide behind a door and yell "boo" when you want to scare someone.
I win.
Quack!
*tappy tappy tap*
Anyone who has such low self esteem that they call themselves "Adequate" does not have what it takes to win. Who would be afraid of The Adequate Pirate Roberts?
More like "adequack".
I win because of that.
And I eat gods all the time. I win.
Calimari tastes good as well. I win.
"Me eat the tasty looking serpent. and me win"
Graps the Midgard Serpent by the throat with his powerful hands throttles the giant thing till it passes out and then begins forcing it down his gullet. It is amazing and a frightening thing to watch this orc as he is able to unhinge his jaw and he chomps away swallowing the Midgard Serpent in about 10 minutes. Most onlookers find themselves sick watching this whole thing take place..
Don't try to eat more than you can hold. I win.
*Jumps into Midgard Serpent. Stuffs portable hole into bag of holding. Quickened Greater Teleport across continent. Win!!!*
Quack. Quack?
*tappy tappy tap*
*spit*
*Smirk*
<---------Winning!
I win because I'm a racist!
I love races. Foot races, car races! Can't get enough.
And to think that people apparently bash on us all the time. So what if we like contests like that?
Think again, you lose.
*Jumps into Midgard Serpent. Stuffs portable hole into bag of holding. Quickened Greater Teleport across continent. Win!!!*
Your DM lets you get away with crap like that? Nonsense! I would allow you to destroy the serpent that way, but you would suffer the same fate. Quickened or not, you would be shredded before you could even start the teleport. But, thanks for taking one for the team!
After his fast healing kicks in nasty is orc is fine. Part troll on his father's side. Looks round for something else to eat as he lost his last meal. Snatches up sphar and gulps him down in a quick bite. Especially since he does not have an avatar.
"nASTY oRC WIN"
*Jumps into Midgard Serpent. Stuffs portable hole into bag of holding. Quickened Greater Teleport across continent. Win!!!*
Midgard Serpent goes to the dentist.
While at the dentist and under the effects of laughing gas and asleep. Nasty Orc bursts into the room eats the dentist and then again proceeds to eat the Midgard Serpent. This time taking bites as his mommy warned him too otherwise his food may jump out of his mouth or try and get out of his belly. . Nasty Orc Wins
I am going to enjoy squeezing the life out of you as part of my victory celebration. I win.
Kae puts the silly eel into the pot to cook him for his victory party!
Midgard Serpent drinks the water and escapes to win.
<Thumps the Midgard Serpent>
Win.
<drags the Midgard Serpent out of the thread to have it stuffed and added to his collection>