Noticed a typo in this, and fixed it for you
Thank you, thank you! I'm here all weak!
Or maybe:
Thank you, thank you! I'm here, all weak!
True, true.
It's rude to meddle with people's speeches. But it's also fun to do, so really, you just have to weigh the options of either being polite or being boring. Because, alas, you can't be both.
Only because you took the wrong bonus feats at 1st and 3rd.
Come on, MBT. Tell them how it ought to have been done.
Pulg, are you interested in this super shaving cream?
What a hair-raising turn of events.
:makes eye contact with Jokey. Begins to rub nipples, holding eye contact, unblinking:
PSSST! EVERYBODY! WALK *VERY SLOWLY* BACKWARDS OUT OF THE THREAD! DON'T MAKE A SOUND OR DO ANYTHING ELSE TO ATTRACT THEIR ATTENTION!
Then, crank up the wah-wah pedal and turn on the webcam. There's sure to be a market for this sort of thing in continental Europe, and we may as well make some cash out of it while it lasts.
Where is Monty Mouthbreather when you need someone to tell you what...?
It's rude to meddle with people's speeches. But it's also fun to do, so really, you just have to weigh the options of either being polite or being boring. Because, alas, you can't be both.Only because you took the wrong bonus feats at 1st and 3rd.
Come on, MBT. Tell them how it ought to have been done.
YEAH! I'M GOING TO TELL YA ALL THE BEST FEATS TO TAKE AND HOW YOU SHOULD BUILD AND PLAY YOUR CHARACTER!!! IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I SAY YER PLAYIN THE GAME WRONG AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
* Walks in, hands MBT a lit stick of TNT, walks off, whistling innocently. A loud explosion is heard a few seconds later *
Boy, we're all having a blast now!
LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PLAY A CN CHARACTER!!! TRUST ME YOUR FELLOW GAMERS WILL LOVE YOU!!!
Now, now, there's no need to yell. Here, have a Snickers and we can discuss your ideas.
* hands MBT a king-size Snickers full of elephant tranquilizers *
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* Walks in, hands MBT a lit stick of TNT, walks off, whistling innocently. A loud explosion is heard a few seconds later *
Who knows what caused an explosion 65 million years ago?
...
A dino might!
WHO'S YELLIN!!! OOOH CANDY!!!! THIS IS MY INSIDE ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
* Walks in, hands MBT a lit stick of TNT, walks off, whistling innocently. A loud explosion is heard a few seconds later *Who knows what caused an explosion 65 million years ago?
...
A dino might!
Being able to 'crack' jokes while GT and yourself are doing that is pretty impressive, I must say.
Still, he'd be trolling the board so much, at some point, that he'll be eating fire and acid for days in retribution.
Though he'll make a recovery...but at the hands of GoatToucher.
ZZZZZZZZ*SNORT* NOOOO NOT THE BUNNIES!!!! HUH? I HAD THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN!!!*Shudder*
Being able to 'crack' jokes while GT and yourself are doing that is pretty impressive, I must say.* Walks in, hands MBT a lit stick of TNT, walks off, whistling innocently. A loud explosion is heard a few seconds later *Who knows what caused an explosion 65 million years ago?
...
A dino might!
Oh, me and GoatToucher have staring contests all the time! It really is a sight to behold!
Oh, me and GoatToucher have staring contests all the time! It really is a sight to behold!Being able to 'crack' jokes while GT and yourself are doing that is pretty impressive, I must say.* Walks in, hands MBT a lit stick of TNT, walks off, whistling innocently. A loud explosion is heard a few seconds later *Who knows what caused an explosion 65 million years ago?
...
A dino might!
'Staring' contests. Staring. He calls it staring. Isn't that just the sweetest thing ever?
:continues staring, begins rubbing scented creams on chest:
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Looks like we're going to have ourselves a classic show down folks!
*Sets up an old wild west town complete with the music and visual effects.*
Good, but something's missing... I know!
*Places cowboy on Jokey and GoatToucher. Then gives Pulg two badges.*
Whoever wins is the Marshall and the other is the sheriff.
*Promptly leaves.*
:continues staring, begins rubbing scented creams on chest:
*Stares right back, takes tube of the same brand of scented cream, and starts to eat it*
"Do not foreskin me, oh my drooling, upon this our weeding day"
Yes, that is a big iron on my hip. I'll have you know that the Old West was won by a keen eye, a light trigger finger, a clean bottom and, most importantly, neatly creased pants
I have an idea. What if we all just spite the maker of this, and just end the whole thin g thus declaring a winner.
We'll just all stop posting, and I'll share 30% of my prize with all of you.*
*30% of 0, which means you must all divide up nothing.
I have an idea. What if we all just spite the maker of this, and just end the whole thin g thus declaring a winner.
We'll just all stop posting, and I'll share 30% of my prize with all of you.*
*30% of 0, which means you must all divide up nothing.
What a great idea!
Balls.
Bats.
Elephants.
Platypus.
The Klingon word for bunny is cheS.
And that matters not.
Matter snot?
Real nice, KenderKin.
At the French zoo the seal is called what?
Francis?
At the French zoo the seal is called what?
Alphonse Marie-Xavier de Pellerignon-Bassouphe-Querne-Daubepelledille.
Alternatively, 'lunch'
I don't care.
JOKEY vs GOATTOUCHER! FIGHT!
I know you win if you're the last poster, but what do you get for being the 20kth poster?
* places two rubber chickens, each stuffed with nitro glycerine, into the ring *
Let's get this fight between Jokey and GT going.
I know you win if you're the last poster, but what do you get for being the 20kth poster?
Hmmm, nothing apparently.