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....ingrown and inflamed


Like an ingrown toenail, like a tooth that doesn't enter the mouth right, my plan for victory is unstoppable and nauseating.


:suddenly appearing: Did somebody call?


NO!


Let me check.

Somebody, did you butt-dial GoatToucher again?

The Exchange

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GoatToucher wrote:
:suddenly appearing: Did somebody call?

GOATBUSTERS!

Drdlr drr drr drr. Drdlrdl rd dr dr. Drdlr drr drr drr.

GOATBUSTERS!


Sorry. I heard "unstoppable and nauseating" and assumed someone was talking about me.


*Puke attack*

GoatToucher is affected by goblin puke for the next 3d12 ⇒ (11, 7, 4) = 22 months, feeling nauseated and sickened for said duration.

Goblinz rule, hyahahaha, woohoo!!

*Darts off to kill a dog*


GoatToucher wrote:
Sorry. I heard "unstoppable and nauseating" and assumed someone was talking about me.

Fair enough.


"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:
*Puke attack*

Ohhh tasty!

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:
*Darts off to kill a dog*

What's that now?


Belay that recruit.


I'm trying, but I don't have enough rope!


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BELAY HIM!!! I HARDLY KNOW HIM HA!!!


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

* hits MBT with a C4 pie, blowing him to pieces, then douses all of the pieces in gasoline and lights them on fire *


Your efforts are in vain, Uncle Teddy. Behold!

Hey Message Board Troll! I think that my favorite D&D edition is better than your favorite D&D edition!


Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme wrote:

Your efforts are in vain, Uncle Teddy. Behold!

Hey Message Board Troll! I think that my favorite D&D edition is better than your favorite D&D edition!

WOT!!!! YOUR FAVROITE EDITION IS STUPID THEREFORE YOU ARE STUPID FOR LIKING IT!!!! PLUS YER MOM IS STUPID FOR RAISING YOU TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR STUPID EDITION IS THE SUPERIOR ONE!!! YOUR FAVROITE SPORTS TEAM, MOVIE, BOOK, TV SHOW AND BAND ALSO ALL SUCK!!! AND YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS ARE WRONG!!!


THE STAR WARS PREQUELS ARE ALSO FAR SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS!!!


Here are three sausages. Which one is your favourite?

One

Two

Three


Oh my, yes.

Sovereign Court

*Emerges from a large container, dripping with a strange, green liquid.*

Where am I?

*A machine in the ceiling drops a black silk cloak to cover myself as I look around the dark, ominous room that looks an awful lot like Shang Tsung's flesh pits only the bodies in the other containers are also me (or rather lifeless clones of me) that's when I spot a desk in the middle of the room.*

What do we have here?

*I read the paperwork on the desk and discover that GoatToucher is using his own flesh to resurrect me. I drop the paperwork in shock and the last page remains face up with the following words, written in GoatToucher's own handwriting: "the experiments have been successful, Zon-Kuthon will be eternal, the avatars must be mass produced. Luckily, I have plenty of flesh (and 'volunteers') to achieve this.*


Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

*Emerges from a large container, dripping with a strange, green liquid.*

Where am I?

*A machine in the ceiling drops a black silk cloak to cover myself as I look around the dark, ominous room that looks an awful lot like Shang Tsung's flesh pits only the bodies in the other containers are also me (or rather lifeless clones of me) that's when I spot a desk in the middle of the room.*

What do we have here?

*I read the paperwork on the desk and discover that GoatToucher is using his own flesh to resurrect me. I drop the paperwork in shock and the last page remains face up with the following words, written in GoatToucher's own handwriting: "the experiments have been successful, Zon-Kuthon will be eternal, the avatars must be mass produced. Luckily, I have plenty of flesh (and 'volunteers') to achieve this.*

*Underneath all the paperwork is a ticket to a Jokey Stand-Up Show*


How did you get your head out of that box?

Damn you S4 and your scheme to open the box of pandemonum!


The best part of my plan was that I didn't even have to wear pants when I executed it!

Scarab Sages

*Runs up behind Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme, reverse-pantses him*

You know what they say about the best-laid plans of pants and men...oh look at this.

*takes Win*


Said win is a mere colored egg, not the actual one.

Scarab Sages

*looks up from counterfeit 'Win'*

Fiend Fantastic, what's happening to you?!? Hold still....


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

*looks up from counterfeit 'Win'*

Fiend Fantastic, what's happening to you?!? Hold still....

Surely it's not as bad as it looks?

Scarab Sages

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*does double-take at The Fiend Fantastic*

Your name is Shirley???


*Firebolts IHIYC*

No, and that lady was a initiate wannabe.
Her conjuring skills failed, and she ended up with that.


Excuse me... is this the queue for the Win?


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Not so much a queue as a savage, battle-crazed, red-in-tooth-and-claw struggle to the DEATH.


With a snack bar too!


I'll be at the buffet then.


Well then, just follow the sign that says 'garden gnome diner'.


Does the diner take dinars?


Yes exchange rate is 1000 dinars to the dollar, no complicated math for them


And how many dinars do I have to donate for a doner, Diana?


Be careful, Pulg! There's danger in donating dinars for doners, who don't dance daringly!


DOH!


DUUUUHHH...


Dang!


01110001_error


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Dang, the 'droid crashed. Time to reboot.

* kicks Wylliam Harrison in the backside *

There, that should do it.


So we won't be needing these jumper cables? Pity...


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Oh no, keep them handy. We might need them to deal with any trolls or unfunny comics.


I'll let you know if I see any!


Have you tried looking in a mirror? I bet you'll see one then.


HE DON'T LOOK NUFFIN LIKE A TROLL!!! YER TALKIN NONSENSE FUZZBUTT!!!

Sovereign Court

Call Fred 'Fuzzbutt' at your own peril, MBT.

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