Puny dragon, the win is mine.
Ain't no party like a No Pants Party 'cause a No Pants Party -NEVER ENDS-!
:gyrates hips:
:looks at GT:
Sword fight?
Well, more of a club, and I'm more a juggler than a fighter...
:demonstrates:
QUICK SOMEONE CAST BLINDNESS ON ME!!!!
Eww caviar? No thanks... I might as well just pour salt water in my mouth. I'll take the wine coolers though!
Easy MBT. Here have a wine cooler.
Mmmmm... fruity...
Boss...hic..why are there two of you...hic
Hall of mirrors? *shatters them all* Good thing I don't believe in luck, huh?
I learned how to mix my own wine coolers. It's just sangria and seven up.
Then I discovered that they are better if you leave the seven up out of it.
Hic...ZZZZZZZZZ...Hic...BURP!...ZZZZZ
: puts MBT's blankey on him: shhh he's sleeping.
You tend to him, I will take my win.
Take what where?
Take the win, one post down.
UGH! MY HEAD HURTS AND I THINK EITHER PRIVATE TINY OR CLUNY THE NOT PRIVATE TINY CRAWLED IN MY MOUTH AND DIED!!!
:darpes a hand over MBT's shoulder, also snuggled up in the blankie:
Huh...Meh I've woke up to worse.
It's not the waking up that's bad. It's the hand he's using to [censored] you that's the bad part.
That said, get back at him.
Oh, and i win again.
It's not the waking up that's bad. It's the hand he's using to [censored] you that's the bad part.
*thinks about that for a second, runs off screaming*
Now look what you did, he's run off. Someone set out some troll food so he finds his way back.
*sets a table consisting of Taco Bell and wine coolers*
:gives a loud troll whistle : BFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTZZZZ
HUH!!! MY PEOPLE NEED ME!!!! AND I SMELL TACO BELL!!!!
*dives headfirst into nacho bell grande*
taco bell grande? Troll forgot, it's taco bell grenade.
......
Mostly nuts.
taco bell grande? Troll forgot, it's taco bell grenade.
......
SAY WHUT NOW??? BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!! *dies*
Hm?
Despite the mush, i'll scorch all the moisty parts shut to prevent regeneration.
*scorch....flames......burn.....*
I saved one of MBT's toenails. He can regrow from that right?
Unlike your run of the mill trolls message board trolls can regenerate from pretty much anything. In fact sometimes they will appear seemingly out of nowhere all you have to do is make a certain type of post.
*Ahem* I've personally always preferred Star Trek to Star Wars.
I've personally always preferred Star Trek to Star Wars.
YOUR OPINION DIFFERS FROM MINE THEREFORE IT IS WRONG!!! NOW I'M GOING TO LIST ALL THE REASONS YOU'RE STUPID AND NOONE LIKES YOU!!!!
And he's back, yeah. I'm keeping the toenail though....
I am here to haunt you until you give up on winning.
AINT NOBODY SCARED OF YOU!!!
The orc pirate of vanity-ness has not held the winning place for more than 9 minutes.
Even that's too much, you dedicated a thread to yourself after all.
I agree, 9 minutes is too much.