Last one to post wins

[therealthom]

Ross, Gary,

Lock it now and I'll win!

Please???

[Sissyl]

*is immune to pirate-explosives*

I win!

[Irv]

Win again? Fake!

[KaeYoss]

I win.

THIS THREAD IS LOCKED NOW, NO MORE POSTING POSSIBLE. SO STOP BEING SO IMMATURE AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!

-The Paizo team

[Sissyl]

Hey! I can post even in a locked thread! I must be t3h Aw3s0me!!!11!

And, I win, of course!

[Irv]

Test

I'm not accusing anyone of lying, but somebody is not telling the truth.

The truth wins!

[Billy Mays_]

Yay I win and I'm posting in a "locked" thread too. :D

[Schism]

Picks lock.
Very easy.
I win.

[Gruumash .]

Blows up thread for the win and the booty guzzles rum and does his victory dance. ( SSSSSSSS AAAAA FFFFFF EEEEE TTTTT YYYYYYY Dance dance dance)

[Billy Mays_]

Takes the win away from everyone else while they're distracted by those dancing.

[Gruumash .]

Momentarily pauses his Safety dance pulls out his pistol and promptly shots Billy Mays in the back of the head. Then takes a swig from his bottle of Kraken rum and continues his safety dance.

[KaeYoss]

Was worth a try... :D

[Irv]

No it wasn't, I still win

[Sissyl]

Puts the bling called Irv on her finger, and offers to share the win if nobody else posts.

[Irv]

Deal!

[Billy Mays_]

Walks in and notices that someone killed his clone then takes the win.

[Obvious_Ninja]

*backstabs*

Ninja wins!!!

[LoreKeeper]

This thread is now locked. You should be ashamed of yourselves and stop posting. (Because you can't anyway.)

And LoreKeeper wins.

[Gruumash .]

Upon seeing his arch nemisis. The pirate shoots the ninja dead. The ninja has no time to do any of his cool moves or anything simply he is shot through the head and falls to the floor completely and uterly dead no coming back from it. He then calls in his group of pirates and the dance merrily happy and then claim the booty for themselves. I win.

[Billy Mays_]

*throws a bag of holding with a portable hole in it into the group of pirates*

Yay now I'm winning.

[Gruumash .]

Before that vortex starts the quick moving Gruumash knocks the bag back at Billy Mays sucking him into his own trap. Thus I am still winning and partying away.

[Captain Spalding]

The Imperial Navy sinks Gruumash .'s boat from under him. Victory declared.

[Gruumash .]

The dread captain Spalding? spawn of the Charles Scholtz fiend. Gruumash is msarter than that group. Captain Spalding was tricked into sinking an illusion of my dreaded Blue Shark. When they open up and "Sink" the ship in fact The Blue shark has circled around and gives Captain Spalding and the Imperial Navy what for. Sinking three of their ships capturing 4 more and causing the rest to flee. Thus again the pirates under Gruumash's fine captaining win booty and Kraken for all.

I win yet again.

[Captain Spalding]

Vengence for my father will be mine. Of course, I win.

[Billy Mays_]

*casts the spell Fnord*

I win!

[Gruumash .]

Actually Captain Spalding .... I am your father. :) I win again

Billy Mays as he pops back on deck of one of the ships as I reveal to Captain Spalding that I am her father nods to one of his men to knock him into the water and thus I am still winning.

[Captain Spalding]

No wonder Gruumash . has been wrong about so many things. He is blind. I thought that eye looked glass.

I win.

[Gruumash .]

And yet ... I am still your father. Despite the one glass eye.

I win

[Billy Mays_]

Hi Dr. Phil here for the win...

[Gruumash .]

Gruumash looks at Billy Mays pretending to be Dr. Phil hands his pistol to his daughter Captain Spalding and they have a bonding moment blowing away Billy Mays. Again Gruumash for the win.

[Billy Mays_]

Gruumash forgets to note that Billy Mays is already a ghost and physical attacks do nothing against him.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXICLEAN AND THE WIN...

*turns the win into a bottle of Oxiclean*

[Sissyl]

Last post will be awarded to the one who gets the most votes.

Vote for me and there will be free deep fried flumphs at my victory party!

[Billy Mays_]

Mmmm... deep fried flumps...and the win.

[KaeYoss]

LoreKeeper wrote:

This thread is now locked. You should be ashamed of yourselves and stop posting. (Because you can't anyway.)

And LoreKeeper wins.

Ripping off other people's tricks is only smart if those tricks worked in the first place.

Thus I win.

[Mulban]

What do we win again?

[Irv]

Bragging rights and nothing else, the arguments are so intense because the stakes are so low.

BUT I WILL WIN THEM ANYWAY, OR DIE TRYING!

[TriOmegaZero]

I'll take my win now and go home. Thanks everyone.

[KaeYoss]

Irv wrote:

Bragging rights and nothing else, the arguments are so intense because the stakes are so low.

BUT I WILL WIN THEM ANYWAY, OR DIE TRYING!

We can accommodate you in that desire. Please stop struggling against your shackles, we only want to help you. The buzz-saw might look painful, but it's quite quick. I'll leave you to your apparently sealed fate now to go somewhere else, I have a thread to win.

And what the winner gets? World Domination, of course.

[Mulban]

Oh, I guess that's worth playing for then.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huh!

[Arazyr]

KaeYoss wrote:

And what the winner gets? World Domination, of course.

Not sure I really want to win that, but what the heck!

I win!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

mnarr!!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

VICTORY IS MINE!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

victory is mine!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I win!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

winner!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I winning!!!

[Obvious_Ninja]

"I won, I won!!!"
"No Ralph, you didn't win, you're failing English."
"Me fail English? That's unposible..."

Ralph Wiggim and Principal Skinner...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

me am win!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

me am......wince...