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Oh yes he did, stupid devils, barely smarter than the hairless and bearded monkeys they try and lord over. :)No, he didn't; it's all my fault -- I've been too kind and loving to him as a father...He got what he deserved.Little Tim! Who polymorphed you from pit fiend into a human child?!? Wait... now I know.. didn't I *tell* you not to trust that nasty, evil man -- KaeYoss!Are you my daddy?
Little Tim, daddy needs a hanky!
Ah, but aren't you a Chelaxian yourself, milady? And for your knowledge, I'm a *very* hairy monkey who lords over fiends (and not vice versa), thank you! Uh, at least my back, chest and legs are hairy...
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Ah, but aren't you a Chelaxian yourself, milady? And for your knowledge, I'm a *very* hairy monkey who lords over fiends (and not vice versa), thank you! Uh, at least my back, chest and legs are hairy...
Only cause the World Wound doesn't have a official faction. Of course if we did it would be a one sided slaughter, so i can see why we was left out. So Chelaxian is the lesser of 5 goods so to speak. :D
Ah, but aren't you a Chelaxian yourself, milady? And for your knowledge, I'm a *very* hairy monkey who lords over fiends (and not vice versa), thank you! Uh, at least my back, chest and legs are hairy...Only cause the World Wound doesn't have a official faction. Of course if we did it would be a one sided slaughter, so i can see why we was left out. So Chelaxian is the lesser of 5 goods so to speak. :D
Faction. The Proteans outright scoff at the concept of a faction. Or anything official. We do what we do because we think it must be done, not because someone tells us to.
But let them keep their factions. They're fun, actually. A source of great mirth for myself! And when reality will be demolished, the factions will dissolve along with everything else.
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Oh yes he did, stupid devils, barely smarter than the hairless and bearded monkeys they try and lord over. :)No, he didn't; it's all my fault -- I've been too kind and loving to him as a father...He got what he deserved.Little Tim! Who polymorphed you from pit fiend into a human child?!? Wait... now I know.. didn't I *tell* you not to trust that nasty, evil man -- KaeYoss!Are you my daddy?
Little Tim, daddy needs a hanky!True! I did give him that puppy.
It was disgusting how he was shackled to his nature when he clearly wanted to be a nice kid, so I helped him. And gave him a puppy. And a holy avenger of devil slaying. I told him it's fun to play with devils with that sword.
I finally understand why cosmic horrors and fiends lords break down and weep like children when I mention your name; truly, no evil on Golarion or the planes can compare to your dark and perverse nature!
Why can't *I* be as Evil? I have tried *so* hard, haven't I? I dance naked on public places, I refuse to wash my hands after I pee, and I have even stolen ladies' underwear from Wes and wear those flimsy thongs and corsets in horrible nightly ceremonies to fiendish powers! What am I doing wrong here?
And here I was thinking that this is probably the least drama-filled the Paizo boards have ever been. But then, I tend to frequent the Store area, the 3rd party area, the Kingmaker area and the superstar area.
I just it just depends on which "neighborhoods" you visit regularly.
Co-sign.
What exactly is the difference between a homo-erotic hug and a regular hug?
Position of the hands.
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Why can't *I* be as Evil? I have tried *so* hard, haven't I? I dance naked on public places, I refuse to wash my hands after I pee, and I have even stolen ladies' underwear from Wes and wear those flimsy thongs and corsets in horrible nightly ceremonies to fiendish powers! What am I doing wrong here?
You'll need to steal a pair of assless chaps.
Only then will you see grown men recoil in horror.
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Why can't *I* be as Evil? I have tried *so* hard, haven't I? I dance naked on public places, I refuse to wash my hands after I pee, and I have even stolen ladies' underwear from Wes and wear those flimsy thongs and corsets in horrible nightly ceremonies to fiendish powers! What am I doing wrong here?You'll need to steal a pair of assless chaps.
Only then will you see grown men recoil in horror.
I have a pair he can borrow.
absinthe-fueled ramblings
I finally understand why cosmic horrors and fiends lords break down and weep like children when I mention your name; truly, no evil on Golarion or the planes can compare to your dark and perverse nature!
Why can't *I* be as Evil? I have tried *so* hard, haven't I? I dance naked on public places, I refuse to wash my hands after I pee, and I have even stolen ladies' underwear from Wes and wear those flimsy thongs and corsets in horrible nightly ceremonies to fiendish powers! What am I doing wrong here?
Wrong it is, to work Evil for Evil's sake! Strive to be Chaotic above all you should! [/green muppet]
Also, your build isn't even optimized for maximum Chaos! You're having fun the wrong way!
I finally understand why cosmic horrors and fiends lords break down and weep like children when I mention your name;
No, that's just envy.
truly, no evil on Golarion or the planes can compare to your dark and perverse nature!Why can't *I* be as Evil? I have tried *so* hard, haven't I? I dance naked on public places, I refuse to wash my hands after I pee, and I have even stolen ladies' underwear from Wes and wear those flimsy thongs and corsets in horrible nightly ceremonies to fiendish powers! What am I doing wrong here?
I think you misunderstand evil. Poor evil, it's always understood.
You need to do evil stuff. Like kill nuns, talk in the opera, or make money with spam mail. Scaremongering is always a good bet, too!
Take the kind of stuff people wanted to make other people afraid of: Satanic cults, roleplaying games (the former two were often confused), razors in candy floss, rectal-probing extraterrestrials, computer games, re-runs of that Titanic film - the list goes on!
I also suggest that you start too look the part. I have compiled a shopping list for you:
+1And
3- Repeat offenders need to be banned rather than just endless post removing.
Or be physically restraint and listen to me read classic literature in a silly voice, with added vocal sound effects.
What exactly is the difference between a homo-erotic hug and a regular hug?
Amount of clothing and level of pre-hug body oiling.
When did I say they was my size?I have a pair he can borrow.Pictures, please, or it didn't happen!
I'm afraid that you can't wriggle out of this that easily. And by "this", I speak of the situation, not of the garment - I will not comment on the ease or difficulty of you getting in or out of them.
So you see you have no choice but to provide the aforementioned pictures. :P
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When did I say they was my size?I have a pair he can borrow.Pictures, please, or it didn't happen!I'm afraid that you can't wriggle out of this that easily. And by "this", I speak of the situation, not of the garment - I will not comment on the ease or difficulty of you getting in or out of them.
So you see you have no choice but to provide the aforementioned pictures. :P
Well I don't think my "client" will want me posting pictures of him wearing them, especially since that and boots is all he is wearing. But I will ask. :)
This reminds me of the old saying.
Watch what you wish for. You might just get it.
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The problem is that many rules-focused people subscribe to the Denist school of thinking:
1. Fun isn't objective or quantifiable
2. Math is objective and quantifiable
3. Therefore, fun = irrelevant
OPTIONAL 4. Anybody who fails to see the above is a failure of human existence and is being ignored.On the other side, the Paizo forum moderation is somewhat on the soft side. I see several people (not just Denists - the "pro-Paizo" camp has a few really annoying folks as well) go round and round and round with the same routine of dismissing anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Really can't agree with this equation myself, but that's a perpective things. I personally believe that all factors are relevant:
1. Fun IS quantifiable. If I end more games than not angry AS A PLAYER, the fun is not there.
2. Math is not always objective, as it is the person's job to create the equation and that will be done based on what that person wants to see happen.
3. Fun is ABSOLUTELY relevant. I personally would not waste my time doing something that wasn't fun with my limited recreational time.
That said, some of my fun comes from the effect of the strategies my character uses. For better or worse, the gamebooks are the reference point for whether or not some things can be done. There is character play and then there is HOW THINGS WORK. So, even with my schizophrenic necromacer with a clown complex, I still make certain rolls to throw the cream pie with arsenic mixed in to see what I hit.
It's not so much winning at all, but how the things I'm doing translate to game terms so I know what I can and can't do! I ask about things so that I can personally clarify what my character's actions affect, which ends up with the aforementioned "rules-lawyer" attitudes. That keeps the game balanced so that my fun doesn't spoil someone else's fun.
All you need is smurf love.
And a dragon with one beefy arm burninating peasants across the countryside. And women lamenting.
And a dragon with one beefy arm burninating peasants across the countryside. And women lamenting.TROGDOR!
*slams guitar*
Look at the Majesty!
Look at the Majesty!And a dragon with one beefy arm burninating peasants across the countryside. And women lamenting.TROGDOR!
*slams guitar*
Aw, you wouldn't know majesty if it bit you on the ass.
Aw, you wouldn't know majesty if it bit you on the ass.Look at the Majesty!And a dragon with one beefy arm burninating peasants across the countryside. And women lamenting.TROGDOR!
*slams guitar*
Sure I would it bit me right here
~Points to ass~
How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)
How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)
Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
So, you're saying Franklin has no sense? But as for being the fourth wise man, I accept! Besides, I could use a change in weather. Brrr....
Bunch of wise guys.
So, you're saying Franklin has no sense? But as for being the fourth wise man, I accept! Besides, I could use a change in weather. Brrr....How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
Hey I have 5 senses.
Hey I have 5 senses.So, you're saying Franklin has no sense? But as for being the fourth wise man, I accept! Besides, I could use a change in weather. Brrr....How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
Now if you had a sixth sense, you'd know Bruce Willis was dead.
Now if you had a sixth sense, you'd know Bruce Willis was dead.Hey I have 5 senses.So, you're saying Franklin has no sense? But as for being the fourth wise man, I accept! Besides, I could use a change in weather. Brrr....How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
Wait. HE WAS DEAD?!?!?!??!???!???!?
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WAS being the operating word.Wait. HE WAS DEAD?!?!?!??!???!???!?Now if you had a sixth sense, you'd know Bruce Willis was dead.Hey I have 5 senses.So, you're saying Franklin has no sense? But as for being the fourth wise man, I accept! Besides, I could use a change in weather. Brrr....How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
So, he's not dead anymore?!? So, that means he's...undead!
Yay! Bruce Willis has joined the heartbeat challenged! We finally have our famous spokesman!
Can't we all just get along?Wasn't the first guy who said that nailed to a cross?
Most who said the same thing later had similar responses...
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Lately my impression has been messageboard postings are more antagonistic and vitriolic. It seems anytime someone wants to discuss "balance" or "rules", that drama quickly follows. Many of the longer threads require Ross Byers to stop in and remove some postings. Has anyone else noticed this trend, or is it just me?
Yes, I know this is an internet messageboard, and I shouldn't expect much, but for a long time I felt this board was different. You could have a discussion where posters completely disagreed, but the thread didn't descend into insults and snark.
That can't be. I haven't posted on here in quite a while.
So Nicholas Cage doesn't count? His acting seems pretty dead to me. </tongue in cheek>
So, he's not dead anymore?!? So, that means he's...undead!Yay! Bruce Willis has joined the heartbeat challenged! We finally have our famous spokesman!
I am not sure I would call him famous.:)
Hey I have 5 senses.So, you're saying Franklin has no sense? But as for being the fourth wise man, I accept! Besides, I could use a change in weather. Brrr....How convenient. For Christmas, I'm delivering gold, franklinsense and a can of whoop-ass! ;-)Make that frankincense, myrrh, and a gold-plated can of whoop-ass and I nominate you the fourth wiseman.
Hearing, sight, smell, taste, touch?
Typical: No common sense!
Common sense - the least common of all senses.
So Nicholas Cage doesn't count? His acting seems pretty dead to me. </tongue in cheek>
So, he's not dead anymore?!? So, that means he's...undead!Yay! Bruce Willis has joined the heartbeat challenged! We finally have our famous spokesman!
I'm still look forward to his new comedy.