Cardinals say Pope still anti-Clorox 2

[JMD031]

taig wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

How does he feel about regular clorox?

I demand an answer to this question.

Here ya go

Thank you. Now the world can sleep peacefully.

[Aberzombie]

Remember, Clorox 2 comes in powder form, liquid form, and the new pre-treater gel for colors in pen form!

[Crimson Jester]

But what if I want to shrink my shirt. I mean it is big and comfy but looks horrid since I lost the weight.

[JMD031]

Crimson Jester wrote:

But what if I want to shrink my shirt. I mean it is big and comfy but looks horrid since I lost the weight.

I think the solution is to put on more weight than to shrink your shirt.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

But what if I want to shrink my shirt. I mean it is big and comfy but looks horrid since I lost the weight.

Shrinkage is not often something men desire.

However, if that's what you want, I think your only solution is to break in to a top secret government facility located in Hoboken, New Jersey and disguised as a pet store. Take the elevator hiden behind the ferret cages down to level 33.5. Once there, find lab #Yellow and look for a box marked "torpedos". Inside you'll find an experimental shrink ray made from a re-configured microwave.

[Aberzombie]

P.S. Don't forget to tell them Aberzombie sent you, so they don't hit you with the tasers.

[Crimson Jester]

I thought the password was: Don't taser me bro! screamed like a nine year old girl with a southern accent. That doesn't work anymore?

[Aberzombie]

No, that just makes them aim for your special place, then stomp on you with steel toe boots while you writhe on the ground in agony.

Afterwards, while you lay there whimpering, they pour lime green jello all over you, and take pictures while goats lick it off.

These pictures end up on the internet.

[Boo!]

How ever will I stay white?!?

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

No, that just makes them aim for your special place, then stomp on you with steel toe boots while you writhe on the ground in agony.

Afterwards, while you lay there whimpering, they pour lime green jello all over you, and take pictures while goats lick it off.

These pictures end up on the internet.

So Montezuma's revenge then?

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

No, that just makes them aim for your special place, then stomp on you with steel toe boots while you writhe on the ground in agony.

Afterwards, while you lay there whimpering, they pour lime green jello all over you, and take pictures while goats lick it off.

These pictures end up on the internet.

So Montezuma's revenge then?

Something like that, but with more acid. Did I forget to mention the acid?

[Pathos]

I hear red Prada slippers and clorox don't exactly mix...

[Aberzombie]

That's just a vicious rumor spread by the rivals of Prada in order to undermine their sales.

[JMD031]

Aberzombie wrote:

No, that just makes them aim for your special place, then stomp on you with steel toe boots while you writhe on the ground in agony.

Afterwards, while you lay there whimpering, they pour lime green jello all over you, and take pictures while goats lick it off.

These pictures end up on the internet.

I hear they have to specially train those goats to ensure that nobody's special place gets chewed off.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

That's just a vicious rumor spread by the rivals of Prada in order to undermine their sales.

They tend to do that, a lot. All we really want is clean clothing people!

[Pathos]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

That's just a vicious rumor spread by the rivals of Prada in order to undermine their sales.

They tend to do that, a lot. All we really want is clean clothing people!

Really... God only knows what he dribbles on his shoes. :oP

[Crimson Jester]

Pathos wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

That's just a vicious rumor spread by the rivals of Prada in order to undermine their sales.

They tend to do that, a lot. All we really want is clean clothing people!

Really... God only knows what he dribbles on his shoes. :oP

Hush you........... She likes 'em like that!

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Wait if he doesn't use clorox how does he keep his whites white?

[Aberzombie]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Wait if he doesn't use clorox how does he keep his whites white?

Maybe Cheer (now with Improved Brightening!)

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Wait if he doesn't use clorox how does he keep his whites white?

Maybe Cheer (now with Improved Brightening!)

But it is so cheerful.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Wait if he doesn't use clorox how does he keep his whites white?

Maybe Cheer (now with Improved Brightening!)

But it is so cheerful.

So, if Cheer is cheerful, what does that make Tide?

Tideful?

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Wait if he doesn't use clorox how does he keep his whites white?

Maybe Cheer (now with Improved Brightening!)

But it is so cheerful.

So, if Cheer is cheerful, what does that make Tide?

Tideful?

Tidy.

[Aberzombie]

Hmmm, good point. Why didn't I think of that?

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Hmmm, good point. Why didn't I think of that?

Not enough brains in your diet. The pickings are slim here lately.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

{watches Mr. Clean nail 95 Magic Erasers to the front door}

[Crimson Jester]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{watches Mr. Clean nail 95 Magic Erasers to the front door}

Hey about 80 of those got used. And they cleaned up quite a mess.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{watches Mr. Clean nail 95 Magic Erasers to the front door}

Hey about 80 of those got used. And they cleaned up quite a mess.

If they erased stupid internet threads, then they'd really be magic.

Also, they are not a suitable substitute for eye bleach.

Edit: Stupid internet threads=not this one. The stupid internet threads know who they are.

[Crimson Jester]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{watches Mr. Clean nail 95 Magic Erasers to the front door}

Hey about 80 of those got used. And they cleaned up quite a mess.

If they erased stupid internet threads, then they'd really be magic.

Also, they are not a suitable substitute for eye bleach.

Edit: Stupid internet threads=not this one. The stupid internet threads know who they are.

Just kick them when they are down.

[Crimson Jester]

Damn I need to do some laundry now!

[Aberzombie]

hand CJ some Clorox 2 and shows him where the washing machine is

It's a front loader - waaaayyy better for the environment!