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Long post, but you asked. ~_^
Somehow, I doubt that all the forum is familiar with the work in question, but as far as geopolitical anthropomorphisms of fictitious states go...
Axis Powers: Golarion
Absalom-a male human whose clothing is a haphazard mismatch of a dozen countries, who compares every situation or place to some part of the City at the Center of the World. Invites other countries to sign trading agreements with him, and tries to stay impartial.
Alkenstar-a female human gunslinger with Old West-style clothing who grumbles at the use of magic, but is shockingly polite when Geb and Nex are involved, and tries to keep the peace between the two.
Andoran-a female human Eagle Knight with a heavy dose of Eagleland tendencies, a pet falcon on her shoulder, and a continual argument with Cheliax. Sometimes has to fill out forms and talk with the People's Council to get anything done. Her navy frequently battles Katapesh and the Shackles.
Belkzen-a stereotypical orc whose solution to most problems is to invade with a horde of orcs.
Brevoy-A human noblewoman with a heavy fur coat and an ambiguous fake-Eastern European accent. Argues against herself with dragon finger puppets representing Issia and Rostland. Often seen with an Aldori dueling sword.
Cheliax-The ever-slinky sexy devil-binding wizardess, who is keen to offer comparisons to the laws of hell, call on her pet hellknights for help, and only offer her friends help if they "sign this little ol' contract". Does not get along with Andoran or Molthune, brushes off Galt and Isger, and is followed along by Sargava. Has an old autographed poster of Aroden in her bedchamber. Has Isger and Sargava for brothers, and is stepsiblings with Andoran and Galt.
Druma-A male dwarven merchant and prophet of Druma, who nickel-and-dimes his friends for anything and thinks little of his neighbors.
Galt-A sneaky, roguish human male with a continual black eye and a peaked redcap-esque hat, who continually makes references to the Revolution and offers to introduce anyone to Bloody Jane.
Geb-A scheming, undead necromancer with a number of harmless zombies as helpers and sometimes (paradoxically) speaks with the literal Geb in ghost form. Is usually in a battle with Nex.
Hermea-An eerie too-perfect, too-symmetrical, Stepford Smiling human woman, who suggests that after any nice deed, that that person move to Hermea, offering them a monogrammed letter.
Irrisen-A female human ice witch with pale skin and lives in Baba Yaga's chicken-legged cottage, who constantly proclaims that everywhere else is too hot; typically sleeps next to a window air conditioner. Does not like the Linnorm King.
Isger-A human boy in Chelish livery who follows around Cheliax, but is barely noticed. Offers to put a price on anyone's head for the sake of his mistress.
Jalmeray-A human monk who bickers with Absalom and Nex, and spends much of her time proclaiming the greatness of Irori and how ancient his/her traditions are.
Katapesh-A male human Pesh addict who is constantly reminded of the situation every few minutes by a following Pactmaster; is otherwise laid back and doesn't let much of anything faze him.
Kyonin-A beautiful and prissy female elf who doesn't allow anyone else to enter her carefully picket-fenced-off domain, and is constantly yelling at the River King and Razmiran.
Lastwall-A human knight in tarnished armor who demands that everyone be constantly vigilant for evil, but he constantly misses the hijinx and shenanigans of the other "countries". Constantly glares at Ustalav, making him even more nervous.
Lands of the Linnorm Kings-The Linnorm King is a typical blonde Ulfen warrior, with a snake-sized pet Linnorm around his neck, a propensity for ale, laughter, and axes, and who constantly makes other nations nervous. Argues with Irrisen.
Realm of the Mammoth Lords-The Mammoth Lord is a female Kellid barbarian with a grudge against civilization, and especially magic, chasing after Nex with her pet mammoth, attempting to trample him for witchcraft.
Mediogalti-A female human Red Mantis Assassin, Mediogalti is terse, mysterious, and "murders" non-country characters at the drop of a hat, despite them reappearing unharmed in the next scene, much to her chagrin. Refuses to go after the other countries.
Mendev-A female paladin of Iomedae, who watches all from the walls of a comically-small fortress and offers a Holy Crusade against any problem big or small. Has problems with scuzzy underling crusaders lazing off, gambling, and fighting dirty.
Molthune-A young human male in a woefully outdated and too-large-for-him military uniform and monocle, who suggests that everything be done "by the book", and does not see eye to eye with Nirmathas, whom he "invades" at every opportunity.
Mwangi-A quartet of two girls and two guys (one Bekyar, one Bonuwat, one Zenj, and one Mauxi) who hang out together; every other country treats them as if they were one character, despite their protests. They often speak in unison, and pick on Sargava.
Nex-A stereotypical bumbling long-robed wizard (with comical hat) who constantly forgets things (where he left his wizard tower-house keys, etc.), constantly has spell battles with Geb, hangs out with Alkenstar, and is sometimes chased about by the Mammoth Lord and her mammoth.
Nidal-A perky goth in the style of Laori Vaus with spiked leather armor who constantly wishes to show her friends free demonstrations of her extensive collection of torture equipment. Tries to hang out with Varisia, but is usually rebuffed.
Nirmathas-A female human ranger often seen with her bow out hunting. Is continually "invaded" by Molthune, typically by him setting down signs in her forest.
Numeria-A male Kellid barbarian with a small army of robots (Gearmen) and an axe that requires alkaline batteries, much to his chagrin. Typically tries to invade the River Kingdoms or Brevoy, with little success.
Osirion-A male human Osiriani Pathfinder and adventurer, who spends much of his time exploring his own namesake's dangerous ruins and running from mummies and traps.
Qadira-A spoiled coffee-drinking Qadiran princess (read: tsundere) who totally-does-not-like Taldor, as evidenced by her continual blushing; she sometimes chases after him with a scimitar, usually after a blunder on his part.
Rahadoum-A constantly smirking male human who claims the "Greatness of Man" while putting his foot in his mouth. Argues with Lastwall and Mendev, who typically walk away while he's still ranting.
Razmiran-A smiling rogue with an army of two-foot-tall Razmiran-masked munchkin helpers, he constantly bothers Kyonin and the River King, and demands "donations" with a baseball bat.
River Kingdoms-The River King is a lazy ragamuffin with continual stubble, with a hat that changes at every appearance. When he offers to help, he claims that "I am also a [insert occupation here]", but when asked about it after the fact, claims to know nothing.
Sargava-An adorably cute boy and Cheliax's younger brother who declared his independence to get away from her scary devil-conjuring ways only to realize that she was keeping the Mwangi quartet from picking on him constantly. Sees The Shackles as a Cool Big Sis.
The Shackles-A scurvy tricorne-hatted pirate lass with an army of scalawags who picks on various characters' navies, typically coming to blows with Andoran. She watches after Sargava, and attempts to convince him to be a pirate.
The Sodden Lands-A dour, depressing priest of Gozreh with a ragged, holed umbrella who always manages to have a storm cloud that only covers and follows him. Sometimes argues with The Shackles.
Taldor-A suave gentlemen in a suit and tie with a soulpatch beard who carries a falcata on his hip, Taldor tries to be dashing, but usually ends up insulting most everyone else's conduct as backward. Has an on-going love/hate relationship with Qadira. He typically earns her respect only to accidentally insult her once more.
Thuvia-A male human alchemist with trendy goggles and stained hands, Thuvia tries not to blow things up, and has to constantly resist the urge the try taste-testing the elixir he's supposed to be selling.
Ustalav-A shy human monster hunter (Think Van Helsing-style floppy fedora for a hat) with a crossbow who doesn't want anyone to know that he is somehow both a vampire and a werewolf. Likes fog, doesn't like Taldor's silver tableware or Lastwall's steely-eyed gaze.
Varisia-A Varisian woman in traditional garb complete with kapenia scarf, she packs up her wagon and visits the other countries frequently offering Harrowings for the other characters; is constantly hounded by Sczarni thugs, and typically tries to hire adventurers to watch things while she's gone on her trips.
The Worldwound-Isn't actually a character; more typically represented as a horde of nameless demons that Mendev, the Mammoth Lord, and Numeria fight.
The Old Nations
Typically seen only in photographs and flashbacks, these characters represent the fallen nations of Golarion.
Ancient Osirion-The spitting image of his Pathfinder grandson, Ancient Osirion spent much of his time building great monuments, complete with deadly traps and undead.
Azlant-Azlant is represented by a man who was the splitting image of Aroden, plain and simple, and who often had access to fabulous technology.
Ghol-Gan-A beautiful woman, Ghol-Ghan was the mother of both The Shackles and Mediogalti.
The Jistka Imperium-This mysterious gentleman in an ancient military uniform may be the father of Rahadoum.
Lirgen-A bookish, glasses-wearing young man in his twenties, and sweethearts with Yamasa, they both mysteriously left Golarion, leaving The Sodden Priest in charge.
Sarkoris-A proud Kellid barbarian and presumed father of the Mammoth Lord and Numeria, he disappeared to the demons of the Worldwound.
Shory-Now an old woman on an otherwise abandoned flying city, Shory is the grandmother of the Mwangi quartet. She has a pet shoggoth on a leash. :3
Tar-Baphon-Technically not a country, this lich is now taking a long nap; he's technically Ustalav's father, and Lastwall is somewhat afraid of him.
Tar Taargadth-A grumpy old dwarf who was Druma's grandpa. Constantly talked about the Quest for the Sky and insisted his grandson fight more orcs instead of doing business.
Thassilon-Represented by a character similar to Emperor Xin, he had a scheming adviser quite similar to Runelord Karzoug. Was Varisia's grandfather.
The Tekritanin League-A council of two, solely consisting of Thuvia's parents.
Yamasa-A punkish young woman in her 20's, she was beaus with Lirgen.
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Jeremy Puckett
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Qadira-A spoiled coffee-drinking Qadiran princess (read: tsundere) who totally-does-not-like Taldor, as evidenced by her continual blushing; she sometimes chases after him with a scimitar, usually after a blunder on his part.
Qadira tsundere
OH DAMN IT.
Now I can't unsee it.
"S-stupid foreigners. It's not like I'm enslaving you because I like you or anything..."
Qadira-A spoiled coffee-drinking Qadiran princess (read: tsundere) who totally-does-not-like Taldor, as evidenced by her continual blushing; she sometimes chases after him with a scimitar, usually after a blunder on his part.Qadira tsundereOH DAMN IT.
Now I can't unsee it.
"S-stupid foreigners. It's not like I'm enslaving you because I like you or anything..."
Can't..unsee!!!!!!!
It's just....I'm applying it to the entire nation and all their doings with the rest of the Inner Sea region and it all becomes so twisted and interesting.
And taking it down to an individual level...does this make Kyra tsundere for anyone?
Because that's Imrijka's bag, dammit!
AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!
Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
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More sadly, I read this and thought it said Golarion: Senitai style.Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
With a lack of knowing who to say it in japanese, ahem, IT'S MORPHIN' TIME
>Not touching the hentai with a 10 foot tentacle<
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More sadly, I read this and thought it said Golarion: Senitai style.Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
Already there. All the Red Mantis assassins need are motorcycles and they're practically set to be the (evil) Kamen Riders of Golarion.
Already there. All the Red Mantis assassins need are motorcycles and they're practically set to be the (evil) Kamen Riders of Golarion.More sadly, I read this and thought it said Golarion: Senitai style.Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
This. A thousand times.
Also, thank you for giving me some villains for the weekend!!!!!
AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!
AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!! My love for tsundere is my greatest weakness!!!!
Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
But- But- But-
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man.
Jeremy Puckett
Hey now, they not only let me write up Lamashtu's Flower in the Osirion book, but they illustrated it. That's about as close as you'll get I think :)
Hey now, they not only let me write up Lamashtu's Flower in the Osirion book, but they illustrated it. That's about as close as you'll get I think :)Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
But- But- But-
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man.
Jeremy Puckett
Already there. All the Red Mantis assassins need are motorcycles and they're practically set to be the (evil) Kamen Riders of Golarion.More sadly, I read this and thought it said Golarion: Senitai style.Sadly I thought the thread title was "Golarion: Hentai style" ...
They let us write to a more mature level, but naughty D&D probably would be pushing it. ;)
All you need is one experimentally-upgraded Red Mantis gone renegade on a hog imported from Numeria and there you go... :)
Mikaze, FreeholdDM, Daviot. I love you guys and your anime fandom. Least i know i'm not the only one!
Mikaze, FreeholdDM, Daviot. I love you guys and your anime fandom. Least i know i'm not the only one!
For some reason, for many years, those gamers that were into anime have kept quiet about their love. Probably this is because of the occasional moron who attempts to force fit an anime character into the game or subtly turn the game into BESM. Not me though, I'm loud and proud on both angles, even if I do my very best to keep my chocolate out of my peanut butter.
I do my very best to keep my chocolate out of my peanut butter.While I generally agree, I would run a Lupin III-esque game set in Golarion in a heartbeat.
I mix the chocolate and peanut butter whenever my group is ok with it.
;)Having 4 of the 6 of them being anime fans themselves to varying degrees, and the other 2 being folks who will watch it and be entertained, it happens reasonably often.
we also need to cover casmaron and tian-xia.
Also Vudra, who I would prefer to be a very bhabi-type timeless/ageless mother-figure.
Also Vudra, who I would prefer to be a very bhabi-type timeless/ageless mother-figure.
Vudra is part of eastern Casmaron, and practically next to Tian Xia.
Also Vudra, who I would prefer to be a very bhabi-type timeless/ageless mother-figure.Vudra is part of eastern Casmaron, and practically next to Tian Xia.
Yet it is still its own distinct nation, yes?
As much as I find this idea amusing...how the hell did this happen? XD
Yet it is still its own distinct nation, yes?Also Vudra, who I would prefer to be a very bhabi-type timeless/ageless mother-figure.Vudra is part of eastern Casmaron, and practically next to Tian Xia.
Vudra is it's own distinct nation. Casmaron just happens to be the name of the continent that Vudra inhabits. and Tian Xia is a whole continent as well. i think that both of these continents can share a hardcover fairly well.
Cheliax-The ever-slinky sexy devil-binding wizardess, who is keen to offer comparisons to the laws of hell, call on her pet hellknights for help, and only offer her friends help if they "sign this little ol' contract". Does not get along with Andoran or Molthune, brushes off Galt and Isger, and is followed along by Sargava. Has an old autographed poster of Aroden in her bedchamber. Has Isger and Sargava for brothers, and is stepsiblings with Andoran and Galt.
She needs to smack anyone who brings up her old boyfriend on the head while constantly bragging about how great her new boyfriend is, but she not-so-secretly keeps a picture of her old boyfriend in her bedroom.
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Long post, but you asked. ~_^
Somehow, I doubt that all the forum is familiar with the work in question, but as far as geopolitical anthropomorphisms of fictitious states go...
Axis Powers: Golarion
Absalom-a male human whose clothing is a haphazard mismatch of a dozen countries, who compares every situation or place to some part of the City at the Center of the World. Invites other countries to sign trading agreements with him, and tries to stay impartial.
Alkenstar-a female human gunslinger with Old West-style clothing who grumbles at the use of magic, but is shockingly polite when Geb and Nex are involved, and tries to keep the peace between the two.
Andoran-a female human Eagle Knight with a heavy dose of Eagleland tendencies, a pet falcon on her shoulder, and a continual argument with Cheliax. Sometimes has to fill out forms and talk with the People's Council to get anything done. Her navy frequently battles Katapesh and the Shackles.
Belkzen-a stereotypical orc whose solution to most problems is to invade with a horde of orcs.
Brevoy-A human noblewoman with a heavy fur coat and an ambiguous fake-Eastern European accent. Argues against herself with dragon finger puppets representing Issia and Rostland. Often seen with an Aldori dueling sword.
Cheliax-The ever-slinky sexy devil-binding wizardess, who is keen to offer comparisons to the laws of hell, call on her pet hellknights for help, and only offer her friends help if they "sign this little ol' contract". Does not get along with Andoran or Molthune, brushes off Galt and Isger, and is followed along by Sargava. Has an old autographed poster of Aroden in her bedchamber. Has Isger and Sargava for brothers, and is stepsiblings with Andoran and Galt.
Druma-A male dwarven merchant...
Best...post...ever!