KenderKin is banned for daring Ross to create an "Apologize to Ross Byers for all your misdeeds here" thread, that would force him to have a monkey knife fight in international waters with Robot Chris, and that is not cool man, we like Ross and Chris equal round these parts!
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GM_B is banned for stampeding cattle...
...through the Vatican.
KenderKin is banned for tiptoeing through the tulips.
KenderKin is banned for not knowing the way to San Jose.
Banned for not taking a left at Albuquerque.
Cluny be banned for melting ice cubes without license.
Poog is banned for selling faulty ice cubes.
Cluny the Scourge is banned for buying ice from a goblin. Do you really think with their obsession with fire goblins would sell ice that wasn't faulty?
KenderKin is banned for actually smelling the goblin ice. Everyone knows you do not touch, listen to, smell, or taste goblin ice. Heck, even looking at it could be dangerous.
Banned for being extremely silly.
I ban thee for the being the last post in for different threads! Well I guess three now, but...
MH is banned for trying to hunt mages among Kender.
Banned for infringing upon the rights of hobgoblin magehunters.
MH is banned for trying to hunt mages among Kender.Banned for infringing upon the rights of hobgoblin magehunters.
Banned for not being a Hobgoblin.
In fact, I think all of you are banned. I hear the plane of fire is nice this time of year...
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IHIYC is banned for having a rather dangerous pointy jaw. He can cut glass with that thing.
KK is banned for not representing The Dirty South.
KenderKin is banned for pulling IHIYC's internet for unpaid bills. IHIYC is paid up for the next 20 years.
KK is banned because he sprinkles when he tinkles.
Goattoucher is banned because he enjoys the sprinkles when goats tinkle.
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*Gm_Beernorg looks closely at the arcane text on the wall, trying it read it...*
GM_Beernorg is banned for blowing up my explosive runes intended for my GM, Michael.
Unluckyblackjack is banned for losing all his money gambling on the amount of ellipsis he could use.
KK is banned because our love's in jeopardy, baby. Ooo ooo ooo oooooo.
KK is banned for not donating to the local fund raising, on behalf of the elderly.
KK is banned for whoring out the elderly on the online GMILF market.
GT is banned for running the online GMILF market without a license.
KK is banned for continuing his illegal sales of 'greens'.
The Fiend Fantastic is banned for trying to cut into KenderKin's sale of "greens" by selling "yellows" and "blues" at discount prices.
Uncle Teddy is banned for not knowing that you should never smoke yellow corn, and blue corn is delicious.
GM_Beernog is banned for littering the lake.