BANNED!

[Marthian]

Mad Badger is banned for not being intimidated by Midnight Angel's beauty... and spelling stuff wrong.

[Gruumash .]

Marthian is banned for calling out my faults take the plank your your own eye there man.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash is banned for forgetting which alias he is posting under.

[Mark Hoover]

Scholz is banned for sharing a name in common with the "Winning-est" Sheen.

[gran rey de los mono]

Mark Hoover is banned because there is no winning in Sheen.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned for my regular 160-some-odd-posts-since-I-last-opened-this-thread banning.

[Mark Hoover]

zylphryx is banned for its pathological fear of vowels

[gran rey de los mono]

Mark Hoover is banned for having a pathological fear of bowels.

[Mark Hoover]

Gran is banned because he's always so fecal.

[gran rey de los mono]

Mark Hoover is banned for failure togive an monkey an banana.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned because YES we have NO bananas.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for running out of bananas.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los mono is banned for banning running out of bananas. We run out of bananas all the time.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for lacking a never-ending supply of bananas.

[Marthian]

gran is banned for not having a never-ending supply of bananas. You want it so bad, WHY YOU NOT HAVE IT!?!

[Midnight_Angel]

Marthian is banned for going absolutely bananas.

[gran rey de los mono]

Midnight_Angel is banned for using "banana" in a pejorative way.

[Mark Hoover]

Gran is banned for not realizing this thread is BANANAS, B A N A N A S!

[Midnight_Angel]

Mark Hoover is banned for unnecessary shouting.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Midnight_Angel IS BANNED FOR *NOT* SHOUTING, AND FOR SUGGESTING IT IS EVER UNNECESSARY! SHOUTING IS A SIGN OF AUTHORITY AND I LIKE IT VERY MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH TODAY I HIT A MAN WITH MY CAR BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF MONGOLIA NOW....

[DJEternalDarkness]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for not

GOING BANANAS!

B A N A N A S!

[The Mad Badger]

DJ of the Eternal Darkness is banned for stepping into the light.

[Marthian]

The Mad Badger is banned for not being a Honey Badger.

[GoatToucher]

Marthian is banned for being a Martian with a lisp.

[gran rey de los mono]

Goat Toucher is banned for touching donkeys.

[Bluebell Golden Nostrils]

gran is banned for telling TV execs to greenlight "My Little Donkey: Touching Is Magic"

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...AND THEN I DEMANDED THAT BEAN SOUP BE ON THE MENU EVERY DAY RAIN OR SHINE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH *runs right over Bluebell Golden Nostrils with the Banmobile*....

[Signore di Fortuna]

IHIYC is banned for driving with an expired Canadian license.

[DJ-Bogie]

Consider yourself Whacked with the Mighty Ban Hammer!

[Signore di Fortuna]

Meet my shiny new Ban Sword!

Hassan Chop!

[Mark Hoover]

Listen up you primitave screwheads! This... is my BAN-stick (holds up a roll-on deoderant from the 80's)

[Eekster Buhnay]

Quote:

Hassan Chop!

{as genie (with) the light-brown hair} Ah, Master Hoover! Very well...

Ikkity Akkity Oop
Eh Eh
Ziggity Zaggity Zoop
Ah Ah
Ooh Ooh Plup
Ah Ah Blup
Flippity Flappity Floop... The ban is yours.

[Mark Hoover]

Eekster Buhnay is banned for not invoking the Scottish play. Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble...(best Donald Trump) Yer Banned!

[gran rey de los mono]

MacBeth, right? Mark Hoover is banned for making me think of Shakespear.

[Mark Hoover]

Gran Rey is DEFINITELY banned for naming the Scottish play. That AND he has to go outside the dressing room and recite Puck's Silliloquy while turning thrice.

[Midnight_Angel]

Mark Hoover is banned for making a cheezy pun on Puck's Soliloquy.. Puck was not amused.

[gran rey de los mono]

Midnight_Angel is banned so I can say

MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Midnight_Angel]

First, rehearse your song by rote
To each word a warbling note:
Hand in hand, with fairy grace,
Will we sing, and bless this place.

Consider thyself banned for shouting, gran rey.
.
(Yes, I am aware that I was not quoting from MacBeth)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Midnight_Angel is banned for posting far too many notes for my taste.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for having taste.

Personally, I have a flavor.

[Midnight_Angel]

gran rey de los mono is banned for promoting tastelessness.

[gran rey de los mono]

Midnight_Angel is banned for I am not a promoter. I strictly demote.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for banning Jellyfish girl.

[The Mad Badger]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being too voyueristic.

[Charles Scholz]

Mad Badger is banned with the MIGHTY BAN-HAMMER for being rude, lewd, crude, and socialably unacceptable.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for pretending his is not all of the above and more.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gruumash. is banned for being a pirate on a Thursday.

[The Mad Badger]

Signore is banned for not cleaning the floor off his face after he is finihed making my pizza now get back to the kitchen and make me another pizza.

[Charles Scholz]

Mad Badger is banned for making me hungry for PIZZAAAAAA!

[Signore di Fortuna]

Charles Scholz is banned for craving pizza, the inferior cousin to the almighty calzone.